As a femaley womany type how do I show a guy I fancy him?

[SoleSource]

Help!!

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Oops - a bit over-zealous with the "him"s there.

[SoleSource]

Did you make.him gay, by just walking past him? Phew.thought I was alone on that one.

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

sole I think I did.

I'm hoping the phone shop man isn't. If so I will have to give up completely

I have a crush on a dad in my street but haven't worked out if single or not yet.

[SoleSource]

Groundwork lmao! and generally hilarious Ooh Fridge,.you defo need a rap!

Fanjo to the rescuuue!

[SoleSource]

Fanjo wins for the most crushes..so far

AnyFucker who do you fancy, except DH.

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Sole just be careful, with a smile you might end up with a love note through your door and flowers and texts and more texts and then a text from his friend because his friend wanted a crack to and is younger. Or you end up in your cute neighbours flat, he shows you his weed farm your thinking how the fuck do I get out of here when the door goes and his gf comes home from work early.

The thing with someone you have to see it does make it awkward if it doesn't go right.

[AnyFucker]

who do I fancy ? (other than DH....who is fuckable and available..yeehaw)

Brad Pitt, oh yes indeed

I would ride him like a donkey, god yeah

but he is unattainable, so it's a safe fantasy

I don't know if he has matching arms...but I do know he is FIT

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Brandy...you seem to be speaking from experience - that's quite a story! Care to tell more??

Maybe I'll ditch the medium term plan...

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Makes sure he gives you his real name and age and doesn't have a secret life!

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Aview there was a thread about the flowers on here, it was very to say the least but I didn't want to update again because a few posters said I was enjoying it. But quick version smiled back at a man in the shop and got a note dropped through my door that night saying his friend lives in the same block of flats how lovely my smile is and all that bullshit. A drunk night later me and my friend text him out of curiosity and he didn't leave me alone for a week after. I got flowers to show he was a nice guy after I said I am not interested. Then my friend text him stop contacting her she is not interested and he still text a few times after saying just give me chance. Then his friend text saying I am younger then him and more fun so how about it.

My other neighbour I used to see walking his dog, mm he was cute and lovely dreadlocks smiled back at him and we kept bumping into each other and then he would speak to me and we talked and talked and I went back to his flat for a cuppa not knowing he wasn't single and the gf walked in! I went er er er this is awkward er bye and got straight out of there! She booted him out so I don't have to keep seeing her but she still gives me daggers on the bus stop outside my house!

Don't smile back at random men, you don't know where it will lead!

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

If i smile at random men they would prob piss their pants and start crying

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Do you just ooze pheremones or something? I'm always smiling at people and nothing like that ever happens to me. Actually, a friend of a friend got my number once and texted me. But that was in 2005. And when I didn't reply he certainly didn't send me flowers. You must be very desirable!

I think I saw the first thread actually, was the note dreadfully punctuated and littered with 'lol's? Sounds like you had a lucky escape!

[SoleSource]

I hope my bis driver doesn't crash when he cottons on to my obvious flirting

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Just lift up your top/skirt as he drives past

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Just don't do what Steve Martin's wife does in Parenthood...especially not while he's driving and DEFINITELY not in front of the kiddies!

(In case you haven't seen it, it begins with bl and ends in owjob.)

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Yes lots of lols aview!

apparently french women stick their fingers up their fanny then behind their ears to release pheremones.

But no I just attract weirdos tbh men and women they clammer around me. Should start going cross eyes at them instead of being polite.

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Haha SP!

"Predatory flasher identified as local mum"

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Wtf brandy? can't stop laughing at that

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Someone told me ages and ages ago and Iv'e never forgot it. Iv'e never tried it either mind

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Going round smelling of Eau De Fanjo

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Try it next time your on the pull! Tell me if it works!

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Can you put on this perfume in public?

[InNeedOfBrandy]

You might have flocks of french men follow you everywhere if you do!

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Maybe they only go for French "perfume".

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Ha eat some garlic, onions cheese the day before you use this "perfume" if you want a French man.