As a femaley womany type how do I show a guy I fancy him?

[SoleSource]

Help!!

I have no idea why you would want to walk around smelling of Danny

No idea who Danny is. Fanny*

I can't stop thonkong about him.

I've jist applied a full face of make-up. I'll look beyter in the morn.

The lip plumper is burning my.tongue.

Danny rubs up against all the French women - clearly.

Sole, try the "foofume" trick and let us know if it works!

foofume I might bottle it and sell it as a potion

Lol he might wonder why there is red lipstick is all over my ears, if you get me

12 mins to go

Gutted.

Just had a full view of him. Me not fancy him, at all.

gutted!

Iloved the crush feeling.

I think he has had a weekend face transplant.

It's like having had beer googles but without the beer

Keep an eye out for your postman? Seeing as you've for the make up on anyway!

That's shit sole just stand outside till you see a suitable fella then flash them.

Have you got a garden wall? If so just sit on it all day someones bound to come along

My exH is up for grabs. Great dad, lovely ex wife no dress sense and has a bald patch. Local to you too. Could be perfect!!

I have nearly pissed myself reading this thread. Foofume and lipstick all over my ears were the clinchers.

How do you know he hasn't got a twin brother who may have been driving today? I work with a lad who is a twin, but his twin is unbelievably good looking, we joke that the lad we work with is the placenta as he is so ugly ha ha ha

Oh Lord...I am laughing so so hard at all of this!

Foofume...EW. That can't work, surely??

Sorry Sole. :( Better luck next time eh?

Someone has to try the foofume, I can't I attract weirdos at the best of times. Should be a MN experiment!

< deflated >

Lol at yous!

I asked DS teacher.if he is single. She doesn't know. I might still ave him. He defo isn't a double bagger.

You don't want my exH then ?

Lol sorry Dinosaurs. No fanx lol

Ah we'll, if you change your mind I'm sure he will still be available he's been single 6 years now (and he is red flag free!)

oi, dino...there must have been a reason for you to get shut of him, stop trying to palm him off on innocent MN'ers

Dinosaurs, aww. How many kids has he got?