Bizarroville!! PoshBoys, Muppets, Surgeons, nurses, coffee addicts and RL - dating thread 27!

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fate has he met your kids? I don't see why age means you can't have a relationship! I think it depends on the person! So if he wants a relationship and understands that involved 4 kids then thats ok of that's what you want and your ready??

So I need some reassurance, I've got a surprise planned for mr workaholic! I am planning on dressing up as a sexy masseuse with stocking and everything

I was meant to do it last weekend but didn't get round to it so this weekend it is! I'm pretty sure he will like it, but I'm also nervous!!

Do you think I should have some wine before?? Lol

moving I'm confused about what you think he won't like ?????? I'm sure he will love it!!

Sorry western hope it works out ok for him.

I'm sure he will too but I just feel nervous!! I think it's the bit when they initially see you and you feel like oh shit I'm so nervous!!

Also I'm not sure if I should be dressed and ready and open the door like that

Or be dressed like that with a dressing gown on top, and after chatting and relaxing for a bit possibly with wine then take the dressing gown off like "your surprise is ready"

But also we will be going out so can't relax for too long! Or drink too much wine

moving I would save it for when you have a free night though .. These things can't be rushed ;)

bant sorry about the nurse and the lack-of-alcohol-enduced spark. I absolutely agree with your take on it and one simply cannot stay tipsy for ever.

moving I'm not quite sure what that might involve as my experience of 'sexy' masseusse involves Phoebe from 'friends' but I'm sure it will be appreciated. :-) god, yes wine first. there isnt enough wine in the world to encourage me to sexy-masseusse anyone.

fate I think you are doom-forecasting that there is no future in it because you have hordes of DCs and he is a bit younger than you. not necessarily so. Can you just enjoy it for what it is at the moment and have a chat if you need to have a chat?

Chatting to a comedian on OKC. he likes Harry Potter and has tattoos. 99% match. 6 foot and a bit gothy. obviously far too good to be true, I think he's a honey-trap.

speaking of which, a fortnight since I heard from voldemort

Moving - answer the door like that, but be prepared to stay in. I think I would definitely need wine.

Western - I hope it turns out to be a false alarm.

moving if you go for it another alternative is to offer to collect him and throw on a coat over your ..ahem .. outfit ;)

snape sexy masseuse have a look on Ann summers website! But my is black not pink well I could do it without wine but will feel much more confident with wine!!

rask are you sure about opening the door like that???? I'm scared lol!! And I dot want him to be so shocked that he is too shocked to find me sexy

kirsty I won't rush it, this is my naughty plan to make him have lots of sex with me, instead of just once a night, so if he doesn't want to go out and would rather stay in having naughty fun all night then I would be only too happy to oblige

Moving I agree, with rask, much more impact if you open the door dressed like it, rather than in your dressing gown!

How about giving him a little hint beforehand along the lines of "I've got a little surprise for you tomorrow ...." and if he wants more information "all will be revealed, literally, when I open the door", that way he knows to expect something and then the anticipation builds ..............

No man is going to be too shocked to find you sexy!!! he'll think all of his christmases have come at once

I always answer the door in my 'special' underwear when my 'friend' visits, I find it helps to focus his mind so he gets straight to work and we can dispense with the small talk
I was a bit unsure the first time I did it but it was pretty obvious he thought it was a good thing:o

I suprised DP by having trousers under a dress and a jumper on top, so it wasn't obvious I was wearing one with holdups quick change while he was in the kitchen and on with the black heels.
He liked it. I think if someone is into you then a naughty surprise works pretty well
Snape he sounds perfect! Spookily so. I was just thinking today that you need to meet someone who is superficially off the wall, but totally decent underneath. No self-esteem weirdness problems or other ishooos.

kirsty I won't rush it, this is my naughty plan to make him have lots of sex with me, instead of just once a night, so if he doesn't want to go out and would rather stay in having naughty fun all night then I would be only too happy to oblige

Mercury straight to work ...

Well I suppose it depends on whether you have to run down 14 flights of stairs, past umpteen other front doors to get to the street door !

Being a bit bold always pays off IME, men love it! The coat and underwear trick works well too

I'm not sure it'd turn a once a night bloke into a multi session man though?

In my experience men are most likely to go for more than one round at the start...I guess because they are extra turned on by the fact of a new partner.
Of course I may be wrong on that!

Too many people to catch up individually but Sponge, really sorry he turned out to be a tosser. I do think you need to stop letting them get to you but I also know how hard that is to do in reality. BUT! you did get past the curse of the non 2nd date, you did have a very nice time, so maybe things are not as bad as it feels right at this moment

My dd has been played by OD tosser - nice guy, all chatty, too lovely dates, one stay over and he has fucked off. She is ok but so disappointed, though the idiot did spend £100 on the dates, so his he is the biggest loser, she said she was an expensive shag lol Wish these disappearers would just say thanks but no thanks, instead of the cowardly option. How hard is it to come up with a gentle let down story, too busy with work, distance is an issue, my leg fell off etc

I'm chatting to a very lovely 32 yr old, no smut so far and very cute, so fingers crossed it leads to a date to see for myself if he is really that cute

Oh god.

I'd forgotten how soul destroying it is to start emailing people on Match, only to get into a conversation about how they're in the middle of cleaning out their 'ginny pigs cages'. Do I correct her spelling in my reply? Will that make me look like a patronising tit?

And exclamation marks. So many exclamation marks...

How quickly you get disenchanted with someone with a semi decent profile and nice pictures.

Head, meet keyboard. Keyboard, meet head. Thunk!

mercury - mr workaholic isnt a new man, I started seeing him two years ago. But at the time I was newly single and not ready for a relationship. He wanted a relationship with me but I pushed him away alot. and he then didnt treat me very well probably because he felt rejected.

But we have had a long break and since we have been in contact this time seem much more like we are at the start of a relationship and not involved in weird games or just sleeping together / relationship business.

So like I said I'm not a new partner and i think becuase he wanted the relationship before and I only wanted sex he has always been wary of me wanting lots of sex.

mscell how old id your dd?

I have just worked out what goes on on these threads . . . anyone who's mentioned in the title is inevitably jinxed. Honestly. Check back and see.

The engineer just sent me a message that said 'how's it hangin sister'! Hopefully it meant it ironically.

Also, he sent me a text last night, seemed to be quite jokey and then signed it with his name followed by MBE, OBE HNC - that was a joke too, right?

Still chatting occassionaly with the gingerbread man but kind of losing interest. He's given me his email address but I'm not sure I'm keen to move to communicating off POF.

yoga. Engineer sounds like a wacky fun guy with a zany sense of humour. Shoot him.

western - yep, that seems to be the case. Maybe from now on we only include people that have already dropped off the radar