Onwards and upwards we go, still sniggering at the sausage seeing the roll Dating thread 26

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New one!

All dating related gumph here.

Oh Pie - you lucky, lucky girl!

How about this for a reply - 'I would love to meet you. Truly I would and I know I have would have use for you and your massive appendage. I have some pesky spiders in my house that have been a real pain to get rid of and I reckon your big knob would just thing for bashing the nasty beasts with. Thanks, look forward to your help.'

Yoga - I use Skype all the time! But not for OD, for a game I play I feel like a telephone operater sat with my headset on

Pie - never mind the unfeasibly large penis, what about the unfeasible awful grammar and spelling???
"Don't say you was'nt warned"
[shudder]

Pie that profile made me laugh out loud!

Ask him to send you a photo, for comparison purposes then share in on here so I can put it in my special folder

Yoga I know! Have been singing "Lucky, lucky, lucky me, I'm a lucky son of a gun!" continuously since I found out he want to meet little ol' me! A spider thumping penis! . Lol!!

And, yes, MadameO, the grammar/spelling is as scary as the thought of the appendage!

Bantam, I know you're trying to make me feel better, but turning down 2 blokes who asked for second dates who were both utterly unattractive and lacking in personality isn't exactly any kind of achievement.

I've text PoshBoyname. And he hasn't replied. So I expect that means he's either not going to, or will cancel later tonight with a pathetic excuse. Which will teach me to think too much of myself. I really ought to know better by now. Policeman will go the same way, I don't doubt.

Time Well, I would but the saying 'I wouldn't touch that with a barge pole' comes to mind not even for your special folder!

Hey sponge I could put in a good word with BigDick for you...? (PS Sorry OD's not going well for you at the mo' x)

I think we have to excuse him the spelling and the grammar though, his extra large appendage will be depriving his brain of blood so we can't hold that against him

Does that mean he is looking for a woman with an unfeasibly large vagina?

OD never goes well for me Eie. This is just the same old story, foolishly I told myself it might change. But it never does .

Bucket fanjo springs to mind.

There is still time for the two dates you have planned to work out Sponge, don't give up yet

Just wanted to thank Bantam who definitely needs to start charging a small fee for his consultancy services!

If it was anyone other than me, Time I'd agree. But this has happened to me too many times now, I know the signs.

Bucket fanjo !!!

I know Sponge, I understand why you feel the way you do. Fingers crossed this time things work out differently!

Sponge, there is still time for them to get in touch, fingers crossed for you.

Bantam - I am going to change my profile, I just keep forgetting!

Oh Pie you must reply to the MassiveKnob and tell him you have a Bucket Fanjo to accomodate and is he interested! [hgrin]

Fucking wanker XH told my kids how unfair it is that I won't let him in the house anymore and now they hate me. Have started a thread under divorce if anyone is interested, don't want to hijack this one.

Yoga he's a dick. I hate it when they try and manipulate the DCs feelings like that. I will go and look for your other thread but essentially he is a fuckmuppet. Keep believing that. And get yourself a punchbag :) (I have one, I used to find it very useful to take out all my annoyance at Ex on it!).

Poshboyname has just text me. I suspect he is one of these people who doesn't check his phone in working hours. Apparently he is looking forward to tomorrow...

Yay Sponge DP can't check his phone in working hours and isn't a prolific texter anyway. I really hoped that poshboy was similar. As we both know prolific often equals chaotic. Care to share the wording of the text with us?

Yoga I will check out your thread

Hello all. I was wondering if I could join in? I've been lurking for a wee while and inspired by your cheerful chat (and several glasses of wine) I have finally put a profile on POF.

Now I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed because I seem to have quite a few messages (guess I'm fresh meat). I'm tempted to treat the next stage like a CV sift and ruthlessly discard those with no pictures, spelling mistakes, really boring hobbies etc. Is this a good way to go? It appeals to the organised logical part of me but it doesn't seem very romantic.

when I last dated I don't think I had ever seen a mobile phone and all this messaging malarkey makes me feel slightly queasy. I'm much better face to face.