coconut :( sorry. Happens all the time, best thing to do is to ignore and hit the delete button. Also, sorry to tell you but paid sites really arent much better, if at all.
Yoga - knobber. The worst one i had was someone teling me i looked like a man. I do not look anything like a man. He was just a cock. Sorry about the surgeon too, thats exactly why i cant be arsed with it, it takes so much effort and more often than not they turn out to be wesels.
parlsey, you got a bit confused there! lol. Pirate was mine. i dumped him monday morning. Saw him sat night, and still not sex, i made all the moves, moved his hands onto my boobs etc... he kept saying he felt shy. Sunday i realised he wasnt for me if he had intimacy issues, but saw him sat night toom after sending some flirty texts. He came round and sat on the opposite sofa, made no moves and then when he left ( or rather i said he needed to leave) he said we hadnt done very well with our kissing. It was just ridiclous. Sent a few texts, turns out he feels friendship and an ember..... funnily enough he said when i first met him ( and i may have posted it) that he usually blows it by treating women as friends, which is essentially what he was doing. He asked if i would see him a few more times, but i said no and dumped him.
Snape - you have a date!! oh my god, bet you didnt think this time last week you would be having a date!!!! :) :) good, have a fab time.