Onwards and upwards we go, still sniggering at the sausage seeing the roll Dating thread 26

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Oooo date 3 and he's taking u to the west end...this does sound promising!...

flojo wow yuk but as i wondered if it was pee, I smelt the sheets and it didnt smell like wee atall...

confused sounds fab! I saw it a while back and it was great fun. Lucky girl.

sponge keep the good vibes up, things with cuthbert sound great.

moonface enjoy the window shopping for now, it's good way to start. If you get talking to someone interesting you may decide you feel differently.

wonder how Bantam is going to get on tonight given Saffrican is expecting a hot night sleepover and he is not totally enthused.

not joining in the other convo tonight, just lurking!

thats a lovely date...

no it isn't
(I do apologise for the hippy-bollocks-language in the link)

Really, we can all find scientific evidence to back up the 'argument' either way. That's the joy of the Internet.... Some people think it's pee. Some don't. Hey ho.

Don't worry about it namechanger its quite common and like others have said blokes seem to like it. Especially the idea that u r so in to them u lose control!

There is no scientific evidence to back up it being 'female ejaculation'. What is this wonderful pouch called that holds water up our fanjo? And how many ppl do u know who have trouble with that version of a UTI? If it existed, it would have a name, it would get infected and in extreme cases would need to be removed. It doesn't exist.

So next date is on Monday, he is meeting me in London after work

I am so sad I am sitting here wishing it was Monday already

It so isn't pee!

Sorry for tmi but I've seen my own puddle before on the kitchen floor after some worktop action. It was translucent milky white. I've also tasted it (not off the floor though! haha) and it was sweet. Really sweet!

Strange that, I've had lots of ultrasound scans, as have millions of other women, yet no registered medical doctor has ever found this sack thing that holds the large amount of fluid that creates a puddle on the floor!

you tasted it ?!!! this subject deserves its own thread I think.. actually there's probably already been one !

sponge do you have butterflies thinking about Monday ? :)

Go sponge :) where are you going, do you know?

At the risk of embarrassing myself an ex gf used to squirt and I can tell you unless pee tastes sweet it wasn't pee.

it's probably generated at the time.. like semen ? I'm guessing.
I specialise in gynae... I know of a specific spot high with the vagina wall that If stimulated can actually make a woman pass out. it happened to a colleague whilst performing an internal ultrasound on a patient. they've not lived It down !!

Worley I have serious butterflies :) Am also still grinning like a total idiot and have been for most of the day!

Slightly I think we are going to Covent Garden for cocktails your 3rd date sounds fab btw!

don't you love that high.. grinning insanely :) I would give myself away when I did that! my colleagues would know something was up lol!!
I'm pleased for you :)

Well, I know what my body has done, I know it very well and I know what I've witnessed. God knows what happens or why or where it comes from, I don't really care, I just know I like it and it feels gooood... and that it definitely isn't pee!

An ex bf used to be able to make me do it whenever he wanted. He could even count down from ten to when it would happen! It fascinated me so I asked him all about it. He said there's an area inside the vagina the he knows when it's ready (after stimulation) as it feels sort of inflated and spongey. He would just press it and the fluid would land in his hand. I used to joke that I felt like a human soap dispenser :o I have never been able to re-create exactly what he used to do, but it's sure been fun trying, and other things have worked at times. like kitchen worktop sex with your bum hanging slightly off and a 6ft 4 sexgod going at it

As for tasting it well... off my bf's fingers and I have been with a few women so have experienced it then too.

Sponge, yay for cocktails! :o

Are you going to the cocktail club? I used to love that place. Butterflies and gigantic grins are a very good sign.

I can't wait for Wednesday either but at the risk of sounding horrid it's for the show more than the date.

Well this is timely.
someone just had a visit from DP

im back. ive skimmed a few pages, so apols if ive missed something...
:)

its not wee. tis the spongey bit, puppy could do it to me on a whim, once i did it back to back about 8 times and pretty much passed out in a blissed out state.....

and sponge - two second dates!!!!! im very very happy for you.

snape - how are you doing?

I have to admit im still feeling shite. not at the pirate, its not really about him, again, just that im on my own. again. forever. I dont quite know why i seem to have such issue finding someone......... and having listened to endless talk of boyfriends and husbands has made me feel sad :(

Ive rejoined pof / okc but expect iwont stick that out more than a day or so. Had a look on match/ mysinglefriend/ zoosk and cant see anyone even half interesting.

dont really know what to do, but it almost makes me cry to think of another xmas alone. again. pretending it doesnt matter :(

Oh watch :( look, this year you've managed 2 relationships. You ended both because you knew they weren't right but plenty of others in your position would have stuck it out because any man is better than none. Its to your credit you didn't.

But I completely get the alone thing, its the same for me. This time of year is always hard. And you've had a difficult few months. This feeling will pass, amd a better man or men will come along. They have to eventually for all of us.

And I think maybe lovelycuthbert is not so lovely after all, and doesn't like me for my mind after all. Error of judgment on my part.

Bollocks.

Feeling the same Watch Have just watched the episode where Daphne finally gets together with Nials in Fraiser! Not the best idea, feeling the way I do ATM. :(

Watch you don't have an issue finding someone though, just the men you do find turn out to not quite make the grade as an adult/bf/partner etc. You're lovely, don't get disheartened. Having standards is a good thing!

I have embraced xmases alone now. It did torture me for a while though so I know the feeling. But after years of crap xmases with the ex and his family, and then either not being with someone long enough to spend an actual xmas with them (as DD is about so they would have to meet her, not gonna happen if I haven't been with them long) or not being with anyone at all, last year was the first year I actually really enjoyed just doing whatever the hell I liked. All my family live miles away and I could go to them but they are quite toxic so I'd rather not travel 250 miles just to be informed how fat I am. Instead I revel in making sure I get a bit of a break from working and having full control over the whole thing, and quality time with my DD.

un-mnetty hugs!

Sponge why do you think that about potentiallynotsolovelycuthbert?

I might just be being a bit princessy but...

He text me first thing this morning to ask me to send a (semi) naked photo.

I said I didn't feel comfortable doing that (I have with others I admit but I wanted this to be different...) And I've not heard from him since.