Onwards and upwards we go, still sniggering at the sausage seeing the roll Dating thread 26

[lubeybooby]

New one!

All dating related gumph here.

555, Sounds like female ejaculation:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Oh x posts with Snape.

Some fellas like to drink that stuff up! So I've heard

Hell, if I had the presence of mind to bottle it, my money-worries would be a thing of the past!

snape do you have a massive amount of fluid tho? I was on the bed and it soacked all the way through my duvet, through my sheet and matress protector and onto my matress. I was shocked.

Is it always that messy? I have been having sex for about 12 years and this has never ever happened.

warmfuzzy I knew it was female ejaculation as I googled it, but I'm still shocked and a small part of my wonders if I might have just wet myself even though I am nearly certain I didnt.

drink it?? yuk

Yes, I tend to put down a towel

If I could just be absolutely & totally revolting though . It makes lube fabulous!

Namechanger, I get it, although not as much in volume.

I find it funny to watch on tv/films couples haven sex on the desk, getting dressed and leaving just like that.
I'd probably be heading for the shower and would need a change of clothes.

i really doubt that a towel would help. It soaked through my duvet, sheets and matress protector and the matress was wet and it started in the living room so it was very wet in there too

I dont think I have enough towels in my whole house to help with that

do you think it was a massive volume because it was my first time?

and do yo think it will happen everytime I have sex now?

Buy towels. 'Problem' solved. you'll be the princess and the pee.

I double or treble mine over and it still soaks through a bit. I find it varies, but it can get a bit 'paddling pool'. . It may or may not happen every time now, you humans vary in many wonderful ways. timelord here don't freak out though...it's a fairly normal thing (& those of you who don't ejaculate, thats perfectly normal too) :)

You may wish to change your name to 'squirt-queen555'.

Seriously, I know it's a bit of a freak-out the first time and you feel a bit weird, but you're absolutely not alone...just make sure you use nice soft towels, strip the bed when you're done and air your mattress. A quick squirt of febreeze and you're good-to-go.

Get the guy to drink the stuff, that way no mess, towels, febreeze and he can't complain about being thirsty later on during proceedings

no i dont wish to change my name to that thank you very much

snape - doesn it happen to you everytime? And how long has it been happening to you?

warm - no way could i tell him to drink it

an what if i was with a new guy??? I would die of embarressment

and i'm so glad i'm not alone with this.

and i also had a whole paddelling pool

Namechanger I'm not embarassed either, honestly it's normal don't worry. Happens to me sometimes but it seems quite random, I can't make it happen or give instructions to anyone on reliably making it happen. Sometimes things that worked before, don't work again unfortunately because I really like it BC has had the pleasure of witnessing it happen though. More of a gush than a squirt mind.

I've tried to read the whole thread - gave up at the 12th page - it moves so fast!

I am very new to this & it's questionable as to whether I should be OD, but I'm looking at it as window shopping - seeing what's out there & what my prospects are like...

So, far (all just winks or wanting to chat) - one looked like a serial killer, one cheeky chappy down in London that chatted to me, but I think I bored him with my obviously out of practice banter, one that was too bloody gorgeous & frightenly VERY young men - that confused me enormously!

It's all a bit scary, tbh. The only satisfying thing is that the few I see that I do like the look of, seem to look at my profile before I look at there's - which is encouraging. But, geography seems to be the biggest obstacle - all the decent ones are miles away!

But, like I said - I am just window shopping & am in no way ready to jump in yet.....although I could do with a bit of fun!

Actually...to be honest, it's around 95% of the time... For some peculiar reason I don't have sex with that many people.... First happened in my early thirties with regular bf. I've only slept with two people since then and it happened both times. Not a 'gush' with the guy I slept with after four dates and then never heard from again (...) but not a 'trickle' either...with the prof it was jacuzzi-wet. I tend to think men who can't handle it are a little limited in their experience...it's not as if it is something I can control and if they don't like it, then tough. :)

moonfacebaby and anyone who still reads threads in pages..

in your settings in my mumsnet, you can change how you view threads to include ALL the messages on one page.

Makes it much easier just reading down continuously. And stops that annoying thing that happens when a thread gets deleted just when you are clicking on the new page

Alternatively, if you go to 'threads i'm on' and click on the most recent message, it loads the whole thread in one page and takes you straight to the bottom (ie newest messages), if that's what you want.

In my very limited experience, the squirting / gushing varies greatly in volume from woman to woman & from time to time; most don't seem to, but I've had few relationships to judge from.

snape wow 95% is alot. do you think the sex is better when it does happen? Or cant you tell? The sex last night felt good and I enjoyed it, but no differnent to sex ive had before with this guy.

wow so it happened with a new guy and he never called again, that would make me feel crap. although i know guys might not call again even if it doesnt happen.

wow i bet prof loved it...

I am organizing date number 3 with the guy from POF and it was ment to be a surprise but he's just announced he's taking me so see We Will Rock You at the west end. I am beyond excited

Go Sponge! Tis all very promising.

Am unable to join in convo about gushing/squirting, so will return to my spot on the sofa to eavesdrop and wonder at the human body...

It doesn't exist, its been pH tested and its urine.
There is no where else in your body that holds that volume of water. There are no muscles in that part of your body to 'squirt' except where pee comes from.
Hate to shatter the bubble, but u just pissed yourself in bed, its clearly not uncommon, don't sweat it.

I know that had nothing to do with gushing I'm just too excited and need to share!