Onwards and upwards we go, still sniggering at the sausage seeing the roll Dating thread 26

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New one!

All dating related gumph here.

sponge, congrats on two fab dates! Are you going to let the policeman go now that t'other one wants to see you again or keep em both on the go for a little while? Cor, I would be crap at this online dating stuff and waste months on pursuing each person one at a time. pfft.

What an excellent dilemma Sponge! So glad you've turned a corner with all the dating stuff and it's great to hear you sounding so happy. Long may it continue.

Is it too much to say to lovelycuthbert 'yes, the sooner the better' ? Does that seem a bit bunny-boiling overkeen?

This is new territory for me....

Ooh I dunno - I texted DP first and he thought he'd never see me again as I'd been less than effusive.

I think you can say that if it isn't followed by a million exclamation marks and kisses.

Oh sponge! I'm so pleased!

Congrats Sponge, it's great things are going so well for so many, perhaps the tide is turning.

And Mercury7, I agree with you!

Go Sponge!!! x

I am trying not to get overexcited about it all but it's really difficult!

I bottled out of the sooner the better, and have just said yes definitely and asked when he's free...I can't do tomorrow as I have friends round, and I know he is with his DC on Saturday...

Sponge - I'm so glad it went well. It gives hope to those of us just starting on our journey.

Did you send your text? I'm hopeless at playing it cool and think it's fine to show enthusiasm when texting (especially if you are).

Hmm. Safrican is on her way for our date. I can't get enthused but she's nice. Hmm

Sponge :o

Have a good evening bantam!

and she's packed her overnight kit.
Have fun!

yeah yeah, all you lot think just because I confessed I can be easy several threads back, that I'll sleep with her.

When what will happen is, we'll have several glasses of wine, get all cosy, then I'll say something stupid like 'I heard today about about a bloke who wanted his testicles electrocuting - ever heard of that before?' and she'll run screaming for the hills.

Bantam have a great evening with Safrican!

I am hopefully seeing lovelyCuthbert (who needs a better name than that!) on Monday.

I literally cannot stop smiling

Bant, don't say that , not if you want a happy ending mate!

Sponge - so happy to hear your dating is on the up

Have fun Bantam

I'm sort of sorting a date for sat from my week of IE, he's pretty fit.

Also just booked tickets for Rocky Horror in the summer, soooooo excited

MsCellophane what's IE?

intimate encounter on pof, we tried it at the beginning of the year. Increases traffic and messages and it's mostly the same blokes who say they want a relationship on their profiles

I make it clear I'm looking to meet people without any expectations, met some nice men last time and one very lovely FWB

Not for everyone but I really fancy a few drinks with added snogging

Ooooh, sounds like something I might go for once my current 'stable' of FWB fizzle out.

Blimey bantam ... I'd hate to be responsible for you missing an opportunity for fun & frolics.

Just met a bloke tonight - only spoken to him briefly online before the meet up, but took a bit of a punt. He's rather lovely and decidedly sexy, so I'm sure that means things will be "complicated" but I plan to enjoy the kinky fuckery

I should clarify that there was nowt but some great snogging ... just the promise of much more

Oh & sponge ... way to go!!

Hi, Ive come here to report something very embarrassing indeed. I am a regular on the thread but I couldn't bear to post in my normal name.

Ok I'm just going to warn you it is sexual and yukky so please do not read if either mentioned is a problem.....

Last night I was having a guy round that I have had sex with many times before. I wanted to have sex as many times as possible and I bought this aromatherpy oil called romance to burn so that he would get turned on alot.

So he came over we chatted for a while, started having sex, in a position that we have done many times before, it felt good but no different to normal, then i suddenly felt quite wet. We then went to the bedroom and there was a massive amount of fluid on the bed when we were finish. and it came from me.

I cannot believe this!! that has never ever happened to me beofore. and considering that the sex felt no different to normal how did it happen? do you think it was the oil???

sorry if its TMI but i need to speak about this

Bantam - good luck tonight!

Sponge - I'm so jealous! Send some of your luck my way please!

Joyless - enjoy planning the kinky fuckery!

Looks like I am going on a second date with Car Boy on Sat eve. I don't really want to go but he sent such a nice, excited text today I just couldn't say no and disappoint him! In the meantime, just 2 more sleeps now til fwb breaks my heart - will be good to get this over with! And I've been exchanging messages with 2 rather promising men, one is a gorgeous history teacher (but very short), the other claims to be a doctor...I suppose he could be telling the truth but I'm not sure I believe him!

Oh I'm not going to name change. I ejaculate. I really don't think it was the oil. although if it was, buy shares immediately! I used to be really embarrassed about it, but the few guys I've been with when it happens have been delighted. I don't think there's a particular 'thing' that does it, it's just an amazing thing that your body does when everything is 'right'

Don't be embarrassed. :). It's a wonderful thing! :)