Onwards and upwards we go, still sniggering at the sausage seeing the roll Dating thread 26

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New one!

All dating related gumph here.

Ahaaa. I only get to go to posh places like that for work do's sadly (I'm in Spitalfields).

I went out with a very rich chap for a few dates - on the 4th date he clearly would have liked his dog to join in the 'fun'! Obviously, no fifth date. Sheesh!

his dog?!? I'm really kind of stunned. Eurgh.

smoothie - yes we only stumbled across it while trying to find anywhere to eat in the torrential rain. If I'd known the prices I would have found somewhere else.

I was going to admit to having wee'd on the policeman's willy once (his request, outdoor in the garden) but thought that might be too much. Thanks EelPie for saving me with the dog story

There was no repeat of that one either - afterwards he said 'I forgot that you wee like a horse'

Ooooooooooo sponge .... two good first dates. Am still feeling positive for the next step(s).

sponge christ, they're like buses !!

dog?!?!?!?!?

the prof and the foot>foof now seems a bit tame...

Lol! The hinted suggestion got him a slap round the chops followed by my speedy exit! Bloody huge dog too - with big claws and everything!!

Lol at like buses!.

I feel all sad and deflated. I have no idea why. In the space of less than 24 hours I have had 2 good dates, and done a lot of kissing. There clearly is no pleasing me

pie not that you would be less displeased if he had a chihuahua. 9grin]

oh NO SPONGE! do not feel sad and deflated! it's because you're in this post-good-date-self-torment of wondering if they liked you as much as you liked them and waiting for the other shoe to drop. isn't it?

take your mind off of it. put your phone on top of a kitchen cupboard or wardrobe and read a book or watch a zombie-film or make a cake or do something to distract yourself!

I'm going for birthday drinks with my lovely friend I have known since i was two. everyone else is going on for a curry...i can't afford it, so i'll be home early. had to cancel a bunch of my direct debits today in case i don't win my work-grievance about rent... so i am being very careful. but i am wearing my shortest skirt and big boots, so watch out world. :)

Sponge Worry not.
A good snog causes a surge of happy chemicals in the brain. IIRC, there's dopamine, oestrogen and oxytocin. Powerful stuff that leaves you walking on air. They will now have tailed off a bit, leaving you a bit flat by comparison. That's all

Have to say that I agree with snape and MadameO on the advice front sponge ...

Snape !!

MadamO that is worth remembering...

The Science bit re the first kiss and beyond.

cuthbert has just text asking if he will get to see me again.

x 100

Other than replyimg yesyesyesyesyesyes (which is what I'm saying in my head!) what do I say?

cuthbert has just text asking if he will get to see me again.

x 100

Other than replyimg yesyesyesyesyesyes (which is what I'm saying in my head!) what do I say?

Apologies for double post...stupid phone!

Just say yes, that would be lovely.

Take a deeeeep breath sponge. If I were you I'd dine out on that for several days a little while at least.

you could ask if his sausage wants to see the roll :) But probably not. no.

Text what you would like to hear if you'd sent that text.
"I'd love to :-)"
Be yourself. he doesn't sound like a player so you don't have to worry about being "cool"

Love that link MadamO !!!

He is lovely. I've reread his text and what he actually said was will he see me again soon...

The policeman meanwhile text me and said he will 'be in touch for round 2'

Only one of these texts made me