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Sofas and Slankets V Irregular choice shoes and Snogging - Dating Thread 23

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watchoutforthatsnail · 28/09/2012 10:14

:)

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Yogagirl17 · 03/10/2012 20:32

Love the idea of having it at the base of my spine but wondering if it hurts less off to one side...? Snape where are you??

snapespeare · 03/10/2012 20:39

Yoga, PM me where you are based, and if I know anyone good I'll let you know. :)

So shitty day, need to pop in a business case for continuing my rent, my grade manager is trying to find me a post in Scotland. Ugh. Homeless in London or back to being hated for being English, disrupt DDs A levels, uproot borderline non-diagnosed aspergic DS1 (again) be within spitting distance of alcoholic, violent XP & not see PM.

Hello sponges floor...

Yogagirl17 · 03/10/2012 20:57

Thanks Snape, have PM'd you. Work stuff sounds horrid. Sad

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watchoutforthatsnail · 03/10/2012 21:25

snape. fuck. sorry. Cant remember what you said about your house in scotland, ex was living in it? Is there no way to kick him out so you can rent it ( sorry if im being thick here - you might have already said)

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snapespeare · 03/10/2012 21:49

He's about to claim hb for it.... In no way covers my rent in London... Still around £900 a month down.....

OhWesternWind · 03/10/2012 22:02

Snape so sorry you are having all this shit. I am hoping so much for a good solution from your work. Everything crossed for you.

Lovely optician wants to see me tomorrow but not sure if I can sort out a babysitter ...

snapespeare · 03/10/2012 22:31

told PM they're trying to find me a job in Scotland...

PM: well that's no good, is it, your life & your family is in London.

Me:

PM: you will not. We will sort it out.

marry me!

MacAndCheese · 03/10/2012 22:48

Oh Snape. I hope it all works out for you.

Hello everyone! Relatively new to this, have lurked since the 21st thread.

I've just had the most delightful message on POF.

"Wanna c my cock? xxxx"

Hm. Am I right in thinking that "No" wouldn't quite be cutting enough?

snapespeare · 03/10/2012 22:50

I would probably pull up on the 'c' rather than the actual genitalia offer....

Welcome mac :)

snapespeare · 03/10/2012 22:51

Hey, at least you got 'x's'!!!

That's romantic! Wink

MacAndCheese · 03/10/2012 22:54

Sooo romantic. Hmm Not quite in line with his charming offer..

MacAndCheese · 03/10/2012 22:57

What really gets me is why he would send an email asking. I don't know what he'd do if I actually said yes.

I could upload it to the Facebook page

snapespeare · 03/10/2012 23:16

Mac: oh! Yes please!
Bloke:[img] cock pic [/img]
Mac: bwaaaaaahahahahahaha! What? Is that it?

:)

MacAndCheese · 03/10/2012 23:25

"Oh. So where's the rest of it?" Grin

MadameOvary · 03/10/2012 23:48

Hello Mac Smile
What are you waiting for? A chance to see an illiterate charmer's cock.

You could reply thus: I only accept cock pics if you are circumcised, clean, not too hairy and aesthetically pleasing. Please provide one flaccid shot and one erect.

He will shrivel (unless he's a Sub)
Disclaimer: I have never done this! Grin

KirstyWirsty · 04/10/2012 08:04

Well it seems I got the wrong end of the stick!! Mr Cheeky was suggesting that we slow the pace for time being (and not go away for the weekend) rather than finish altogether as I'm at mum's and he's going to have to sort himself out.. He started texting me yesterday and last night it was 3 hours back and forward.. He thinks it was getting too heavy too soon and was worrying that I would get too involved when it isn't really a good time for either of us.. He said that it is up to me if I still want to see him and if I don't then he is going to try again once he gets himself sorted out

I don't think i want him as a permanent feature but I am fit to burst I fancy him so much ... I just want to go for it (and to hang with any fallout)

KirstyWirsty · 04/10/2012 08:06

madameO I am going to save that somewhere for future use!!! Grin

JoylessFucker · 04/10/2012 08:12

Oh MadameO and snape ... such magnificent put-downs. I think I love you and want to have your babies. OK, as you were, I promise that its a physical impossibility on my part, but I can think of no higher compliment!

I've been lurking for absolutely aaaaaages. May I join you ... although I've pretty much decided its the sofa for me for a while? I think being driven to use the words "man up" and "its time to walk the walk" in my profile Blush was telling me that I'd hit cliche-ridden hell and it was time for a break.

Brief profile: 55, single for 5 years, during which: 1 ill-advised but madly in love scenario, 1 man who I believed was the one until he left me broken to go back to his ex-wife just as my cancer treatment finished because "she needs me more than you", 3 others who've remained friends and a couple of FWBs still in the mix.

hatesponge · 04/10/2012 08:46

Mac at least he asked! I don't think I've ever been asked first, they just send them regardless. One thing I definitely don't miss now I'm on the sofa.

Still undecided re work boy. Will speak to him on fri and see what he says, it might not even be that he wants anything to happen between us so will stop putting the cart before the horse til I know and then panic about it

snape hope today brings some better news for you. The offer of my spare rooms stands but I'm sure it won't come to that :)

OhWesternWind · 04/10/2012 08:53

Hello Mac and Joy - great to have you on here! I have still not had any cock pics or offers of the same so you're ahead of me already Mac!

Kirsty sorry to hear about Mr C cooling off a bit. What sort of sorting out has he got to do?

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watchoutforthatsnail · 04/10/2012 09:18

sponge - its exciting though, cant wait to hear what he has to say, when do you hear about your job?

Hi mac and joy!!!

Snape - how are you this morning?

Madam - whens the date, is it tonight?

puppy managed to fuck me off even more last night, i do wish i had kept him at arms lenght and not given him another go, damn my foof!!!! he said he was sad as he wouldnt be able to go to the gig sat because he now cant stay at mine... and that he really wanted to see them, but wasnt going to pay a taxi back, THEN asked if maybe he could stay without me being there!!!!
NO!!!!
Then, hes on this course for a week, come back and has another gig on the sat, which again i wasnt invited to, and then said he will be back late, i said that he would be tired, he said no, not really, he will be knockingon my door at 1am rather than go all the way home.
he can fuck off.
AND - he had asked me to pick some stuff up for him in the supermarket, said he would pay me for it, its not a lot,maybe 5 pounds. when i handed it overto him he said he would pay me, do you think i have had anything... no, no, i have not.

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JoylessFucker · 04/10/2012 09:30

Oh there's been a few cock pics ... none inherently ugly or unpleasant but now that I'm practicing to be a proper grown-up with a professional online presence, they've been consigned to the ether.

Only one that I found a bit Hmm was the flacid cock inside lace briefs pics ...

KirstyWirsty · 04/10/2012 09:31

Western Things have changed dramatically since my 8am post!!!

I had texted him during the night (since this all started I've suffered insomnia) and suggested we meet for a chat tomorrow night - he replied that he had a bad cold and wouldn't be surfacing til Monday - this sent my spidey senses tingling as he was supposed to be going away with me but cancelled and was now unavailable all weekend so I asked him if there was something I was in the dark about (I had a really bad sinking feeling gut reaction!!) .. so he replied that maybe I was 'too uptight' so I told him that Yes I was too uptight.. and Bye

So that is that! When I read back the texts from last night it was all about me saying why I didn't think it would work (he had an affair in work a couple of years ago and split from his wife so I could never trust him, had no place of his own (staying with a pal for the last 16 months who now wants him to move out, marital home has been on the market for 2.5 years, self proclaimed bad boy (and proud of it)) and him trying to persuade me that we would have fantastic sex

Ho hum - maybe I'll get a better night's sleep tonight??

JoylessFucker · 04/10/2012 09:38

Oh bloody hell Kirsty, what an arse. Good thing your spidey senses are working well. Ever thought of finding an FWB on a sex site? You can still apply the same standards (someone you fancy, decent man, respectful etc) and the women are so few and far between that you can pretty much take your pick. Its worked for me, because its gets the itch scratched and lets you make decisions about genuine prospects without the hormones getting in the way.

JoylessFucker · 04/10/2012 09:39

Oh & you don't have to put up a picture, although I tend to put up an obscure one.