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54 replies

cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 15:41

well as the subject says?!

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flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 15:51

Hello CDG, its a bit quiet around here today.

CogitoErgoSometimes · 19/09/2012 15:51

Are you driving the fire-engine... ?

cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:01

it is quiet isnt it fbf

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cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:02

CES no but wouldnt mind meting someone who did drive one!

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cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:05

really want to start a topic but feel embarrased by subject ..

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flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:05

We had six engines turn up at my place of work, at 3am on Sunday,

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:06

what's on your mind, love ?

flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:07

No need to feel embarraced on MN.

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:08

we've heard it all we have, but best of all we don't know you Smile

cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:11

Well my DH wants to have anal sex with me but really not keen. I'm not prudish just never really fancied it. He says loads of couples do it.

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flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:12

You won't get better advice anywhere or from anyone better than our "AnyFucker" she is tops in my book.

flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:17

Well I personally, would not want a penis stuck up my rear exit, but a finger may be the way for you to start, when you are fully aroused.

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:19

Erk !

I think the old adage "only do it if you want to" fits well here

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:19

ta, FBF

cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:21

yes i think you are both right .. think the enjoyment would be one sided!

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flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:24

Yes, you have to want it yourself,forget what others do.In my opinion it's not normal to have anal sex.

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:30

bum holes were not designed for blunt objects to be inserted into them

lots of people like it, however...but you shouldn't do it to please someone else, nor cave into pressure from someone who says "everyone else is doing it" because that is not true

like my ole mum used to say "would you jump off a bridge because everyone else did?"

cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 16:36

thanks all .. made me feel better

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preggofabulous · 19/09/2012 16:43

why do most men have a thing for this?? I can't see the appeal myself.

Personally, have tried a few times out of curiosity, but only ever actually managed it once, quite enjoyed it, but once was enough. But I think, like with a lot of things, its all about the fit/size compatibility.

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:46

now then, wasn't Leonard Rossiter simply fabulous in "Rising Damp" ?

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:47

and so sad about Richard Beckinsale, I had a bit of a thing about him

flatbellyfella · 19/09/2012 16:51

Quite agree, AF,Richard Beckinsale would have had a great future ahead of him,if tragedy had not intervened .

AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 16:53

Richard Beckinsale would have made a wonderful husband, to me Grin

LemarchandsBox · 19/09/2012 17:08

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AnyFucker · 19/09/2012 17:10

code ? Confused

we are changing the subject

s'not Friday night, is it Grin

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