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cuthbertdibblegrubb · 19/09/2012 15:41

well as the subject says?!

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bubalou · 19/09/2012 21:42

I have (unfortunately) tried this once - and only once! Blush

Agreed over a conversation with an over eager ex boyfriend that I would give it a go, was only 18 & open to trying. Little did I know that this meant when we were having sex later that week (doggy style) that he would without warning take this opportunity to - I don't want to be crude but 'thrust' it up there! I flew off the bed and was in agony! He wasn't small - there was no prep or foreplay or even warning involved & I bled for 3 days! BlushBlushBlush

Bloody men!!! Angry Excuse the pun. Poor bloke though he was clueless too & had no idea what he was doing & felt soooooo guilty after!

Needless to say I haven't tried it since & luckily my DH has absolutely no desire for it in anyway.

Opentooffers · 20/09/2012 11:10

Lots of lube would be necessary to prevent the above :-0.
Martin Shaw anyone? Hmmm..!

BertieBotts · 20/09/2012 11:30

Shock bubalou that's horrendous! :( I'm sorry that happened to you.

bubalou · 20/09/2012 12:29

Haha - that's OK Bertie, I'm over it now - sort of Blush

It has put me off for life though!!!

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