Honey traps leading to kinky fuckery and other dating adventures (No 21)

[KirstyWirsty]

I want to know what Nicholas's tip was ... and the last thread was full!

And men never look after their toe nails..and hard skin/ random sock fluff ( which just autocorrected to dick fluff)

Mens feet are horrible. Ive since changed my mind on my feet being touched though. They can give me as many Massages and toe sucking as they want.....

You look fab In that pic! That's why he's liked it :)

I look bulky. Butvit's an absolute 'fuck-me' of a dress, I foresee a bunch of sit ups.

lurkers hello! I know you're there, welcome! contribute! We are friendly and love to share the hopelessness and alternate very occasional wonder of dating. Pull up a chair sweetie. .

Regarding being guarded, I once mentioned to this guy I was messaging that I had been hit by ex.
His reply was Why?

And was quickly dumped.

But he didn't have my real name then.

Some personal stuff allows to filter the twats more quickly.

snape you look fabulous in that photo. truly. dress is lovely and shows off your figure.

and watch you have swishy, awesome hair.

I am wildly not jealous of both of you, of course

The scaffolder and I have now exchanged 700 texts. More actually, I had to delete some as my inbox was full. I am actually suffering texthaustion . We are meeting tomorrow. It will either be very good, or spectacularly awful. I am hoping for the former :)

Urggghhh feet! No way, either anyone messing with my feet or vice versa.

So, outfit help for tomorrow needed! Going to his house, not out, for night of passion and slightly kinky fuckery not involving feet in any way, shape or form. What to wear?

Also, how to calm down?? Vvvv excited and nervous in about equal parts! Had some lovely texts from him today. He is seriously sexy but so bloody sweet too.

why?! Hah. Bin.

I love that we might get a bit upside our collective head occasionally, but by fuck, we are awesome. :-).

sponge. My dad was a scaffolder, I therefore have a bit of an but enjoy!

I still have hair-envy. Been toying with some blonde highlights, but tempted to dunk it in a bucket of sassy red tomorrow.

Sponge, break a leg.

I am not wishing you good luck again

For a night of kinky fuckery I'd think all one needs is something easy to remove.

western easy access skirt. this is not the time to struggle out of skinnies.

As to your day-per-date. Lovely pampering bath, bubbles. Shave what you shave. Moisturise. Perfume. Light lovely lunch. Dress, quick edge-off-it gin. Have the best fun! Report back!

snape it's my thing Intellectual men don't excite me, never have, if anything they make uncomfortable. I am only comfortable with builders, scaffolders etc.

Sponge you need my job - construction project manager! It's wasted on me, don't go for that type at all!

sponge that's absolutely great! Really, no criticism implied or intended. You go get those scaffolders! ;-)

Wow I am jealous of everyone and the kinkyness going on

All I have at the moment is

1- fwb who really wants to meet up tomorrow for lots of kinky fuckery but as he was being such an arse to me before I am saying no even tho I desperately want to have sex with him for hours on end and trying to have some self respect for a change!!

2- me intense from Pof who is being persistent even though I've told him I wouldn't want a relationship with him! And said that even if he was on a night out with another girl that he has had dates with and who is interested in him, and I called him he would leave her to meet me honestly I wouldn't want to be with him after saying that even if I did like him in the first place which I don't!!

I meant mr intense

Sponge, good luck. You never know and all that :) you know what though, I just love how you are just out there dating, giving it a go. It's great :) not so long ago you woyidnt date hardly anyone, or said you couldn't get a date, And now I think you have the most dates on here!! Be careful else you will end up beating me!,
Lol. I just think It's great, as is your attitude, and at somepoint you will meet someone amazing.

Snape, dont colour it yourself. Ever. Does untold damage. Book a trainee and get it done on the cheap :)

Western, doesn't matter what you are wearing, he won't care, it will come off soon enough :) wear something that you feel amazingly but also comftable in.

Snape - dress sounds hot, esp if you can pull off Christina Hendricks, am impressed!

Deleted spud-boy without replying.

So i have an OKC question - if you "Hide" someone does that mean that they can't see you or just that you can't see them? I've cancelled my date with Mr Stax for Sunday but he's on OKC as well and don't really want him to see that I'm on a lot at the moment...

Oops, somehow missed a whole page of posts. The smart thing does it for me too - besides I feel like too much of geek around hot builder/scaffolder types.

WW - am having trouble responding to your posts as they remind me too much of how I felt with Mr60, I hope you have fun but please don't take it personally if I ignore a bit

sponge - good luck!

Snape I honestly never took it as a criticism, I just know my target market, clever men never fancy me (and vice versa tbh!). Offer of cakey/drinky still stands by the way anytime :) Just so long as you dont wear that dress, I would be suffering a bad case of .

Watch I hope so re meeting someone amazing. I really do. Thank you - for all the times you encouraged me to keep going, my current dating prowess I'm sure is very much due to you (and in part the other wonderful ladies of the thread of course) Tomorrow will be either very very good or awful - I am tempted to show you his profile but fear you will be utterly and insist that I cancel...

Profiles are mostly bollocks. You can't tell anything till you meet, chemistry being the strange thing that it is. Just putting yourself out there And meeting people, seeing what they are like, Its just great :)

I agree, profiles are mostly bollocks, but they can be useful if someone writes a bit about themselves. Especially if it's the gem I saw this evening banging on about "a difficult 18 months" and "I just want to feel loved again" My eyes then alighted on the word "sensitive" and I could take no more. I fled as if the hounds of hell were nipping at my heels

Ooh, Sponge, have fun! 700 texts must mean he has something to say, regardless of what he does for a living!

Western, you have fun too! No advice on outfit, I'm afraid, but I would think dress or skirt (should be warm enough tomorrow for bare legs).

Madame, I don't know what's more sad, that chap or the fact that there will be a woman out there who thinks it's worth contacting him.

Yes, run Like crazy from red flagged filled profiles, but often the ' good on paper' profiles are a load of shit too. People lie...... Men lie when they want to get laid. What was shocking from our intimate encounter experiment earlier this year, was that we were mostly contacted by ' nice, normal' men whos Profiles were all about looking for a serious relationship.......They say what they think is the right thing, after all, they are advertising the best parts of them.... Hence it best taking them with a pinch of salt.

Hello all. I've come to wish you all well with your dating success. I am retiring my profiles after an emotional phone call with my long distance chap. I'm not sure if I mentioned it but we had a relationship before I got married and lost touch until after I separated. We've been friends, and have now moved into something a little more serious and it feels wrong to continue dating. So I am going to stop. He told me that when were 17 he used to come into the shop I worked in to buy stuff just to see me, bless him. We are both full of regrets for all those wasted years and consider ourselves idiots for not having this conversation sooner. But they. Do it, Snape!

Morning daters! Who is up tonight? Was it sponge & westernwind? Have fun ladies! :-)

Georgeous cheapy eBay boots have arrived, I can walk in heels. Just.

Seeing the prof on Monday for an itch-scratch.

Pm has posted video on his fb, The civil wars, 'poison & wine'. Pretty sure that means nothing. . Damn you Facebook.

Ooh Llareggub That's lovely Wish you all the best. Does that mean you won't be posting any more? We'll still value your insights. x

Morning Snape I am meeting Mr Nearby today - at the soft play with our children. So more of a "playdate" than a date. Is that weird? I quite like the idea. Less mucking about pretending to be all cool and grown-up, straight in there with the bairns