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I'm quite happy with a jar of Branstons

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LouP19 · 22/08/2012 09:53

Morning all.

Talking of Toast Toppers, he took 2 tins of that as well. Yes, really.

My pantry is now full of Heinz cheese ravioli and Tesco sausage and beans.

Smile
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sugarice · 23/08/2012 07:51

Morning Lou, how'd you did you sleep? You should go to the bbq even if it's just for an hour or so, it'll be good fun- weather permitting, nice food no ravioli though and taking your mind off more pressing matters. Go for it.

juneau · 23/08/2012 07:52

Buy Cee-Lo's 'Fuck You' single, buy a lovely box, fill it with the cat food and bury the CD within it and send it to his office. grin

LOL! I love this idea. Or you could fill the box with chutney and toast toppers with a couple of teaspoons thrown in.

stifnstav · 23/08/2012 08:25

Morning Lou.

Glad to see my word Nobber has been taken up with gusto. I would go to the barbecue.

You might want to think about what to say if people ask you personal questions like "are you married?" as strangers invariably do (nosey gits).

I usually have a barrage of phrases ready for such occasions as follows:

  1. What do you do for a living?

My Answer: I work in an office. (If I tell them what I actually do I never get off the subject and end up telling people all day/night that I can't give them advice about their uncle's milkman's legal problem)

Do you have any children?

This was always a real bone of contention for me before DS. We weren't trying but whose fucking business is it eh? So I would say that "we keep accidentally using the wrong hole".

That shuts them the fuck up.

Anyway, you might want to just have something planned for these eventualities. Decide in advance how much you want to disclose to people you have just met. That way you can keep in control.

Bossybritches22 · 23/08/2012 08:32

As it's a village do I'd use the chance to let the world know he left you the way he did. No need to be bitchy just state the bare facts about his departure & say you are glad you have your family support. Smile sweetly & leave rumour control to do the assassination for you. Grin

Stif is right a few choice phrases may help.

MadBusLady · 23/08/2012 09:07

Stif Grin that's awesome, I'm not sure I'd have the nerve to say that!

Lambzig · 23/08/2012 09:19

Lou, what an amazing woman you are. Just delurking to share my story and tell you that I had a similar twatish ex-DH, although probably not in as difficult circumstances as you are. I can completely remember that awful limbo feeling of pain and frustration that you are in (although coping so much better than I did).

He left me a week after I had a miscarriage, on Valentine's day. I had gone out shopping with a friend and returned expecting to cook the meal we had planned. He had trashed the house, spray painted the walls with graffitti (do you know how many coats it takes to cover silver spray paint?), ripped me out of every photo I owned and set fire to it in the sink, ripped up all my clothes and put dog shit in our bed. He had packed the car up with everything he wanted including our two cats and went.

He told everyone that I had cheated on him, that the baby was somone else's and fabricated an email that I had allegedly sent to some man that he faxed (it was a long time ago) to my family and friends and my work. He banned his family from speaking to me at all and refused to speak with me. He set a private detective on me, called the police to try and get me thrown out the house and screamed abuse at me in the street on the two occasions he saw me. He called my father and my sisters trying to turn them against me.

I wasn't strong like you, I sobbed and wrote him letters begging him to come back and it took me longer (and finding out he had OW all along) to get me to see sense. I was so much better off without him and I still wish I had seen it sooner and wish I had had Mumsnet for help.

I remember sobbing that I would never have a baby and a family and my GP telling me that it would take me four years to recover and that I might have to face not having a family (I was 30 at the time). She was nearly right. I met my lovely DH two years later and I was ready, but it did take us 10 years to have a baby.

However, the absolute hurt and anger went quicker than I thought it would and things like a new job took my focus. That feeling of wanting to get rid of things that reminded me of him went too and I still have things that we bought together that I loved and they dont remind me of him at all, its just mine now. I am more confident and happy than I think I would have ever been with him and that didnt take very long at all, about four months before I began to feel that.

I am sure you will make the right decision for you about the baby, but do try and imagine yourself 7 months from now and what you will want then, not what you are in the middle of now, because it will be so very different.

Sorry for the super long post.

Headagainstwall · 23/08/2012 09:36

Wow Lambzig :( that's awful.

aftereight · 23/08/2012 09:39

Lambzig Shock
Wise words from one who's been there!

Lou.. just wanted to wish you well at your meeting today.

Pickles77 · 23/08/2012 09:45

Lambzig you are some lady, a strong lady. It must have taken a lot to write that. I'm glad you are happy now Smile

AgathaFusty · 23/08/2012 09:46

Lambzig - that's really shocking. Pleased you're happy now.

Good luck for today Lou.

BabylonPI · 23/08/2012 10:21

So chutney twunt nobber is not as unique as first thought Sad

Good luck with sols today lou, hope you get your shit hot lawyer Grin

Rowanhart · 23/08/2012 10:30

Lambzig, I am so glad you'd story has a happy ending. I hope he's miserable.

jumpingjackhash · 23/08/2012 10:35

Shock Lambzig! Pleased you're happy now, but my God!

Good luck with you new sol today Lou.

Abitwobblynow · 23/08/2012 10:35

Nobgoblin - ha ha ha!

I wondered lonely as a chunt

Gah, MN is lovely sometimes.

Loui, are you an english academic perchance? This would make the most wonderful blog ...

Lou, one day you will get to the place where you are deeply sorry for this man. You have to get through hell first, but you will.
The best revenge is letting OW have him. Silly woman, her pain is hovering...

Enjoy the BBQ, please go! One of the most important things, is to develop friendships away from him.

Beckamaw · 23/08/2012 11:07

I'm liking the idea of gift wrapping 'Fuck you' buried in cat food. However, you need a spring beneath the 'Fuck you', so he opens the box to cat food confetti.
Or cat shit confetti. As you prefer. Wink

Pickles77 · 23/08/2012 11:10

Thank you, I have just spluttered tea everywhere after reading cat shit confetti
That has to be a thread title for sure Wink

Purpleknickers · 23/08/2012 11:19

Beckamaw Grin

Hope all goes well with appointment today Lou

WkdSM · 23/08/2012 11:20

I have a serious confession to make - I have a Christmas stocking for my cat (with a cat, a fish, and Good Cat on it so that Santa knows whose stocking it is). Every Christmas it goes up and some nice treats go in it for her.

Is this gift-wrapping cat food?

But on the upside I HATE chutney.

Lou - seriously - I had a horrible divorce from a worse marriage. Now I would not go back for all the tea in China (or all the chutney that used to be in the cupboard). My new DH (of 12 years now) and I were not able to have kids together and although this was a huge disappointment to us both we have built a very happy life together. Having a child does not unfortunately guarantee a happy family life forever.

FWIW I would go to the barbecue - if it is a village thing a lot of people may already have an inkling as to what has gone on (if the village tom toms work as effectively as they usually do). People will be lovely to you (as they already have been). You mentioned maybe taking in a lodger - the village network is probably a great one for sussing out if anyone knows anyone etc when you are ready.

Good luck with the sols. And with the counselling.
While I know you don't feel it - you are getting stronger every day.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 23/08/2012 11:38

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moomoo1967 · 23/08/2012 11:48

Shock lambzig

slambang · 23/08/2012 12:00

On the contrary. Xh is playing a very clever game with gift-wrapped catfood.

a. It is an excuse to open interraction with Lou and open the doors (literally) to commuication with her.
b. It's a message. The gift wrapping is a way of showing that he's a sensitive soul who cares. As Lou has said the cats were their shared love so demontrating his affection towards the cats is a clear message to Lou that he's a good guy and he'd like to keep her as an option on the back burner.
c. It's a 'joke' so if Lou treats it with the scorn it deserves it looks like she's the one being unreasonable. (Can you believe, he'll say - she screamed at me just because I left some catfood?? She's lost it!)
d. It appears trivial so he can say in all honesty to the OW - 'I just dropped some catfood round.' If anybody questions his motives he can down play - it's only cat food, what's the big deal?

He's an arch manipulator and a clever coward.

OhDearNigel · 23/08/2012 12:24

i agree with her ^

QuietTiger · 23/08/2012 12:33

Am just catching up on this and am Shock at the catfood being wrapped up. maybe you should send him some dirty litter box offerings with the note:

"Cats enjoyed the food. :)"

glastocat · 23/08/2012 12:43

Wtaf at the cat food? Do you think he is trying to claim temporary insanity in a ploy to come back?

tribpot · 23/08/2012 12:46

Lambzig :( Thank god you got away from that fucked-up loon.