I'm quite happy with a jar of Branstons

[LouP19]

Morning all.

Talking of Toast Toppers, he took 2 tins of that as well. Yes, really.

My pantry is now full of Heinz cheese ravioli and Tesco sausage and beans.

[Bossybritches22]

garlic soon be a new shiny thread

So what's the title to be Lou ??

[LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay]

shame you didn't leave it alone before you posted that original link. I stand utterly by my condemnation; the analogy I drew highlights just how irresponsible it was.

[Houseofplain]

I would.

[droves]

House that's spot on, with the hearing a name and using it . Typical grasping for a cover story .

Probably first Italian woman's name he thought of.

[garlicnuts]

You should be ashamed of putting that up on a public website. - Mumsnet is more 'public' than Twitter? Or Google? The things you learn!

I'm leaving this alone now.

[LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay]

of course she's public. I went and looked.

You know full well that is not the issue. The issue is you link a complete (innocent?) stranger to this without her knowledge. It's a total violation of her use of the internet. Imagine the OP had been physically assaulted by an Italian academic with this name. Then you go link to her saying 'oooh, here's an Italian academic with the same name as the OP mentioned.... what do you think, everybody?'

Shameful. To dissemble otherwise is just a waste of time.

You knew it was dodgy by the emoticon you used at the very outset.

[droves]

I really do not think that mr I stole all the chutney would slip up and give the OWs name to loup at all . Not when you consider how secretive and sneaky he's been about everything else .

The lengths cheating men go to never ceases to amaze me .

[droves]

Ok , just to clarify .. I only brought it the fact there is a Fedora at Rome uni , because it appears to be the only thing the chutney git hasn't lied about .

This in no way means or suggests that she is the OW .

I think it would be a bit of a push to suggest the roman academic would give it all up , and move over here for a chutney munching lying toad .

[LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay]

Jesus H Christ. Garlicnuts, that is SO out of order.

Fucking hell. You should be ashamed of putting that up on a public website.

[RunYouBastardRun]

So it's not ok to dis an anonymous counsellor but it's quite all right to link to random person's details?

[garlicnuts]

So do I, Math.

But, in the spirit of Scarlett O'Lou ("Gone with the Chutney"), I shan't waste time worrying over mysteries. I'll think about it tomorrow, when I've more time

[mathanxiety]

I don't believe there was an Italian woman involved. In fact I don't believe he went to Italy at all. I think he essentially moved out when he was supposed to be in Italy, just came back for all the chutney, etc., later..

[garlicnuts]

"I shall bring you tissue-wrapped food for the cats you love so dearly. And I warn you that I am not kind. I am tempting you with promises and leading you into a pit. Always remember I never do anything without reason and I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid."

"How wonderful to know someone who was bad and dishonorable and a cheat and a liar, when all the world was filled with people who would not lie to save their souls and who would rather starve than take all the chutneys!"

"You have eternity in which to explain and only one night to be a martyr in the amphitheater. Get out, darling, and let me see the lawyers eat you."

"As God is my witness, I'll never eat chutney again"

"I wish I could care what you do or where you go but I can't. Chutney, I don't give a damn."

[mistlethrush]

'The 39 Spoons"

[Athendof]

Oh please! Leave that italian academic in peace, are we starting a witch hunt? For what is worth there could be hundreds of Fedoras in Rome and in any case, I would say the Fedora you are looking for (if tgat is indeed her name) should be at the end of the road playing happy families with the chunt, otherwise why would he hude his address?

And remember, said Fedora is just the next victim of the Chunt, it would have been her or someone else.

[Headagainstwall]

juneau wins with "Gone With the Condiments".

The search is over, as far as I am concerned ;)

[droves]

Loup

There is a Fedora who works at the university of Roma . In engineering dept.

Hope that info help .

[Beckamaw]

Mistlethrush - yeah baby!!

[mathanxiety]

[mistlethrush]

There was a young woman called Lou
Whose husband decided to do
unspeakable things
with jars, spoons and tins
and ended up right in the *chutney

Of course, you might like to change the last word....

[juneau]

Goodbye to All That Chutney
The Narcissist
Here's Looking at You Twunt
Sixty Flavours of Chutney
That Takes The Chutney
Gone with the Condiments

[Athendof]

With linguistcs scholar on the side? That would be a nice :-)