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Ugly Foof

95 replies

bumbums · 14/03/2012 13:54

Looking at my foof with a mirror Blush and its bloomin ugly. I don't blame my dh for not liking giving o.s. I think it looked slightly better before having my DCs??
What's your view on O.S.? I remember enjoying it with partners before my dh. He's a bit prudy though. Sad.

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HandMini · 17/03/2012 08:41

Ok, I'm scared to look now (9 months post birth) but seriously...stupid question, but does the actual foof get whacked out of joint by birth? The pelvic floor etc, I can understand, but how does it change? Just gets bigger and open-er or what? Surely it wouldn't change the size/lips/folds?

bumbums · 17/03/2012 10:27

Mine now seem to hang open. Lips seem saggy. Flesh is reddish/pinky/brown.

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birdsofshoreandsea · 17/03/2012 10:29

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first1 · 17/03/2012 16:15

Mine looks no different after a 3a tear and subsequent surgical repair. In fact my dp commented on my "very tidy lips" and loves giving me os Grin. But really though, how do fannies really change postnatally?! Hmm

coffeeinbed · 17/03/2012 16:19

Not only birth I suppose - except tears and such, but pregnancy as well - pressure, hormonal changes affecting the skin, veins and so on.

coffeeinbed · 17/03/2012 16:19

A bit like stretch marks, different for everyone though...

solidgoldbrass · 17/03/2012 16:27

I've always been rather proud of mine as it has been the recipient of quite a few willies compliments. But it is a bit less neat and tidy looking post-DS.

They do all vary, though. So do cocks. And I've seen some nice ones and some wierd ones of those as well.

I wouldn't necessarily condemn a bloke who doesn't like cunnilingus, no one should have to perform any sex act that they don't like - but I would consider his overall attitude. Is he selfish in bed, selfish generally, not very interested in sex in the first place, obsessively prudish eg nothing but married-misisonary-in-the-dark?

garlicbutter · 17/03/2012 19:35

Slight derailment here, but ... how did all your DPs get so good at cunnilingus? Go on, ask them!!

I've only ever had known one bloke who genuinely was great at it, and he was married annoying.

Stratters · 17/03/2012 20:16

Bit Hmm at the 'bin him if he won't go down'. Would it be ok for a man to dump a woman just because she didn't want to give him a bj? Thought it was supposed to be about mutual enjoyment.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 17/03/2012 20:17

My doctor had a look at my foof a couple of weeks ago. She had to go and get another doctor to come and have a look as well!
I'm hoping that the one I've got to see next week doesn't run away screaming!
That would really finish me off!!

AKissIsNotAContract · 17/03/2012 20:21

Garlic: I gave him instructions early on.

It might be shallow but oral is the only way I can orgasm with a partner so I would bin a man who wouldn't go down. It's not acceptable to force a long term partner to do something they don't like, but I think it's perfectly acceptable to ditch a new partner for any reason.

redwineandchocolate · 17/03/2012 21:11

Yeah I'm with AKissIsNotAContract, I'd break up with a new partner who didn't like going down as for me it feels better than penetrative sex. Obviously it's different if it's a long term partner but I would probably not get in that situation due to my adoration of oral sex!

redwineandchocolate · 17/03/2012 21:12

And I'm with giving gentle instructions. However if your man genuinely hates the thought of cunnilingus it's quite unlikely you'll ever get him to change his mind for good.

garlicbutter · 18/03/2012 00:36

My instructions must be rubbish. Mind you, most of my partners have been conceited twunts so maybe they just weren't bothered enough.

If I ever launch myself back into the fray, it'll be a whole new kettle of foof - cunnilingus instruction for the elderly Shock

MsOnatopp · 18/03/2012 00:55

"married-misisonary-in-the-dark"

I have instructed exes. It is the only way I can orgasm too. Or the only I have as yet.

My just sort of got baggier, openier, but tbh I have been rubbish at the pelvic floor exercises.

Al0uise · 18/03/2012 08:10

I wouldn't want to have to give instructions. If they weren't any good I would never have gone back for more. But then, if I'm brutally honest, I tended to do the bedroom stuff quite early on, then I wasn't emotionally entangled and could walk away.

Al0uise · 18/03/2012 08:11

Saggy great potential for a name change now :o

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 18/03/2012 10:32

Hmm SaggyOldScaryFoof?

Al0uise · 18/03/2012 20:32

SaggyOldClothCatPussy :o

Sorry Saggy :o

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 18/03/2012 20:57

I quite like SaggyOldScaryFoof! Grin

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