Ugly Foof

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Looking at my foof with a mirror and its bloomin ugly. I don't blame my dh for not liking giving o.s. I think it looked slightly better before having my DCs??
What's your view on O.S.? I remember enjoying it with partners before my dh. He's a bit prudy though. .

how did that artist get casts of fanjos? I have images of all sorts and all of it painfull as fuck

Better make that low cal chocolate bumbums - we don't want your newly deforested hollywooded pleasure box gaining weight

Plaster of Paris is a very different substance to superglue Kal. Once it's dry it won't stick to anything and can easily be removed from flesh unless it is superglued in place

As I recall, the was a good model of a fanjo and upper thigh area used to hilairous comic effect in the film 'East is East'.

Ugly foof to me means blue waffle..... Do not Google wish I never did

See now you said that I had to google it!

For fuck sake!!! My eyes my eyes!

the general consensus was that a man that won't go down, doesn't get to stay. Especially if he's happy to accept a bj.

I've seen a few fanjos in my time, and gone down on all of them since, I think, the 3rd woman I had sex with. I have honestly seen an ugly one. They're all different, and all beautiful. Mind you, I was a touch uneasy the first time I saw a shaved one. I love going down, it's my favourite thing. I even go down when the woman doesn't like giving bjsecause mportant to me that she gets her jollies before me.

Je ne suis pas able to believe j'ai juste typed ca. Alors, onwards et upwards.

Did you mean "haven't"?

Kal, there is a short clip from the Channel 4 prog they did which included some ladies getting their fanjos cast :) I remember watching it way back, and thinking I'd quite to have mine done. It looks quite interesting!

Oh god, I knew that bloke... Had a few dates with him way back when... Oh god, look what he's up to now... (foot caster bloke)'

He never got to see my fanjo (I was never that into him) otherwise I wouldn't be able to stop wondering if I had somehow led him to become a fanjo artist.

Zoned, that's such hot gossip! Awesome... He reminds me of a bloke I had a brief fling with once. They've both got that look in the eye.

Do you mean a sort of foof on the mind look? A bit foof obsessed, perhaps? Actually he was a nice enough guy but I remember he brought his dog round and he pissed all over my kitchen cupboards (the dog not the foof artiste)

Still, tis somewhat ironic given the car crash state of my very own fanjo.

I watched four of the videos on the wall of fanjos website :) He seems a lovely bloke, motivated by horror that modern women are choosing plastic foof surgery (as he puts it "elective genital mutilation") out of sheer ignorance that vaginas are as different as faces. He quite rightly puts it down to porn. The ignorance, that is, not his exhibition!

There's one of a woman having hers cast, too. It didn't hurt

Mine's drooping with age. They do, you know. No special anti-gravity in the vulval area, afaik! It was a bit lopsidedly droopy to start with, so I await the meeting of one lip with one knee in old age I'll need a fanny bra.

@ fanny bra!

Mine is fugly-bad stitching gave me a sort of 'extra flap' after DS1.
A very kind midwife when stitching me up (again!) after DS2 got rid of it (literally cut it off) for me!

Still not a pretty sight though...

pre children mine was like a flute - now its like a fucking ripped out fireplace

Oh God talk about hitting the nail on the head - I was looking for the phrase to encapsulate my lady garden's sad and unsightly decline into middle age and this is it.

I do really wish I loved my bits as much as I used to, it does actually make me quite sad even though I know it is normal I never appreciated how pretty it was until it was ruined (youth being wasted on the young and all)

I've just told DH about this thread, and he wants it to be known that there is no such thing as an ugly fanjo/foof; they are all beautiful.

i think its sad op that you think your vagina is "ugly"

ugly compared to what? or whom?

bet men never think their cocks are ugly

What actually is supposed to happen to your vagina when you have children? Mine doesn't seem any different?

Misty it is sad that the op feels that way. It is also very sad that a few women on this thread have made derogatory comments about other women's genitals - just the sort of comments that must have made the op and any other woman feeling insecure feel and a thousand times worse.

Misty, cocks just look daft. :o

well i like 'em

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Listen up, unless any of you have 'spillage' when wearing any other kind of underwear except shorts I would stop complaining! And this is not a middle age thing... I am in my early twenties!

Actually I think small cocked men are more self conscious that big fanjoed women.

MsO, I am in no way self conscious about The Little Fella?

Thankfully my DP loves giving me oral and he?s damn good at it too :o
If any men don?t know what to do they could learn a lot from watching this:
www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/

Nicholas, I think my man?s cock and balls are a lovely neat package and very aesthetically pleasing. :o