Filming sex

[victorianvalues]

Probably a stupid question, but if DH and I wanted to film ourselves, and NOT leave the film on his phone or the PC (DCs would be mortified...) is there somewhere safe we can keep it online? He works away a lot and I know would quite like to access it while he is on contract (Not a troll, can even remember the came home early to find DH with kitchen implements thread.)

I-cloud? or he could have a secure memory stick/flashdrive.
I'd be very wary about having sensitive things like this floating about in cyberspace tbh, if it were me, I'd go with a flashdrive .

God no!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!

Flashdrive and only one copy...

could you not password protect it?

Oh memory stick would probably work. Sorry - am complete novice at this!

don't even think about keeping it online... flashdrive or writeable dvd is the only secure way. Just don't write "VictorianValues and dh at it" on the dvd :o

Why no Shirley? These things weren't invented when my DH worked away , I really wish they had been.

Actually if we are using a memory stick (for storage - not as an aid.....!!) then we could probably film it on a normal camera rather than on his phone? I haven't a clue about this. I have visions of a completely out of focus film of some unidentifable part of someone's anatomy......

Have just seen Shirley's message. Oh God, is it really that bad? Does this make me a trollope? I thought it would be okay.....?????

It should be fun. Insist on editorial control though!

What Bugsy, only film my good side?? MWah ha ha ha ha. As IF!

I don't think it has anything to do with being a trollop. Once those images have been filmed and put on the net they could potentially be accessed by anyone, or the cd lost etc. It's fine as long as you always have total control over the images but that would be almost impossible to guarantee.

I'm sure every side is good VV!

You could use an encrypted memory stick that only you & DH know the password to. If you have to download to upload, so to speak, make sure you delete the download. Check temp files too, as sometimes stuff gets snuck off in there & can come back to haunt you or DCs!
Also if your DH would be hoping to view on a work laptop - be super careful too. Imagine the horror if he was doing a presentation & up you both popped in action!

I think we've moved totally away from the initial web thought. So encrypted flashdrive? Would that work? I can't believe I'm asking this stuff.....

You buy an encrypted memory stick & then you password protect it. That would mean no one else could ever access the memory stick if it got lost. I think the weak point is where the viewing would be done. Still think password protecting the actual file itself is probably safest.

Thinking laterally, I'd go for a cheap video camera, then you can have a memory card for it that can be safely stored and he could plug the camera straight into a tv, thus avoiding any embarrassing saved files on a laptop etc.

I'm starting to feel I am dealing with professionals here!!!! Thanks guys. Only on MN could I get the answers to these questions without a raised eyebrow.

It's got nothing whatsoever to do with being a trollop! (No such thing IMO)

My NOOOOO! Is the real fear I would have of keeping anything which showed me doing the sex ANYWHERE - let alone on the internet.

I'm just musing what we do with our video camera, it plugs straight into the tv and has a teeny remote control with it, ours is a camileo pro hd ( not sure I'd want to see us at it on a 42 inch screen in hd though!) .

We do it on a video camera with the little tape things. Then we just keep the tapes seperate along with memory stick with dirty pics on then they cant mixed up with anything anyone else might see.

I think if I saw myself fucking, I would never, ever fuck ever again.

Oh God, 42 inch screen.....hadn't thought of that...(feels sick).......

Just imagine, all the "ins and outs" in glorious, hd technicolour!
Not sure I'd want to see my fanjo (or DH's dangly bits) in that much detail tbh.

I think its sexy watching yourself fuck, and when your husband texts you about watching it alone.mmm

I've only done it once - but it was fun. Poor lighting is a must, unless you are a goddess! Initially, we had all the lights on & the results were a bit scary - far too much reflective white flesh.