Filming sex

[victorianvalues]

Probably a stupid question, but if DH and I wanted to film ourselves, and NOT leave the film on his phone or the PC (DCs would be mortified...) is there somewhere safe we can keep it online? He works away a lot and I know would quite like to access it while he is on contract (Not a troll, can even remember the came home early to find DH with kitchen implements thread.)

Mal you are not helping AT ALL here!!! Am reconsidering what might be my "good side". Camera position will be all important.

Perhaps when we were taut and toned 25 year olds , I'd quite like to see that to be reminded that I actually had a pretty hot body, not sure I feel the same about saggy stretch marks and 40 something slight paunch.

I'm picturing DH wearing a head torch and holding the camera now

I think your position is more important than the camera's lying down is fairly flattering, don't think I'd want to be seen arse in the air, being banged like an old barn door , DH seems to like that view though .

Personally I hate the idea of watching myself, I think I'd find it massively awkward. But yeah, if you want to go for it, I don't see a problem with a secure online area. The chances of it being leaked or someone happening to hack into the website are staggeringly low. It's way more likely that someone would walk in on you watching it.

You could use a normal video camera anyway - file size isn't really an issue these days.

This is really not putting me in the mood.......

I bet my come face is dreadful.

I think you'll have to try a few positions to get one you are happy with & depending on which bits of yourself you like the least! Banging on the barn door can be quite flattering if you have the angle of the camera right, because then all you see is the barn door banger & not the door itself!

Hmmmm

If I were ever going to do this I think I would want to somehow keep our faces completely off the screen just in case

Oh God now I'm a door........???

I think you want to make like a door but poss with a bag over your head and his too

HTH

This is really going to do it for him. A door with a bag over my head.

Am sending him this thread now. Will let you know what sort of bag he wants me to wear, then I'll be off down to Ann Summers to pick one up.

As it's for his perusal , what about giving him a bj whilst wearing some
slutty sexy undies, then reverse cowgirl to finish the job?

Mal, you are addressing this task with admirable enthusiasm....

I'm with Shirl.

The Horror. The Horror.

I thought you like me Hully?

yeah, but not filmed for all eternity and it to fall into the wrong hands and utter public humiliation and hari kari ncessitated.

Yeah just dress up and flaunt it. I think everyone has a dirty exhibitionist side lurking in their somewhere, and remember you look hotter now than when you are really old so when your 60 you can look back and think yeah we were sexy

I think you're best bet is webcamming each other.

One- it is nice because you're actually live so doing something together ahem.

Two you don't have to worry about it being saved or lost or seen by someone who shouldn't see it. You can also talk to each other or type if you're shy (and particularity dexterous at one handed typing)

Three it won't get old like watching the same old tape might

Dh and I used to get absolutely filthy with each other on the phone in the beginning of our relationship as we lived in different countries. It was good for both of us as we're both normally fairly shy at vocalizing things this way. You can ask each other to do things to yourselves in the privacy of your home and still feel like your sex life isn't failing because of the distance

It's not just the fact that the film could get into the wrong hands but just the...

No.

I've got a photo of me sitting at the top of my stairs and my knickers are showing due to some careless leg positioning. When I moved house and my dad was helping this photo - the tamest of all "sexy photo's" in the world EVER - fluttered out of the box (WHERE IT HAD BEEN HIDING FOR 3 YEARS JUST WAITING FOR IT'S MOMENT) and landed at my dad's feet.

Me in my fucking Pantie/slightly pubey glory.

So that's why I couldn't do it, apart from all the other reasons, because it WOULD get leaked out and probably go fucking VIRAL and then my mum would get to see my vagina.

No.

yeah tbh webcamming is the best bet if you are apart as you can be on the other end 'live' as such so it is more like doing stuff together and also you can change it about and do it different. Send him pics off your boobs, you in underwear (no heads if your scared) then that will keep him goig until the evening on cam.

The webcam thing can get tedious though. Imagine the scene, you are wallowing on the sofa, drink in hand, snuggly but very unsexy socks & dressing gown on, couple of days pit growth, hair a bit snarly making the most of 'making no effort' & you get the webcam call. Much better to keep talking dirty on the phone but maybe I am just a lazy slapper

Also, it is just a bit vile.

Yeah but if you know he is calling you get dressed up/prepared for it. Place to yourself get your sexy underwear on, have a drink, have your music on all relaxing and read erotic lit/porn whatever floats your boat and then by the time he is online you are well up for it. I think its quite fun sort of dressing up for a dirty date type thing.