Filming sex

[victorianvalues]

Probably a stupid question, but if DH and I wanted to film ourselves, and NOT leave the film on his phone or the PC (DCs would be mortified...) is there somewhere safe we can keep it online? He works away a lot and I know would quite like to access it while he is on contract (Not a troll, can even remember the came home early to find DH with kitchen implements thread.)

WHAT?

So you're all sexied up, lying about on the sofa in your scanties with a vat of wine and some soft porn, he comes online...and then one of the dc's walks in wanting a drink and asks you why you look funny and aren't you cold and why is your face red.

I don't think so.

How is consensual sex with a loving partner vile?

(I accept potentially tedious what with having to shave pits etc)

Dh and I live in different countries for 2 years we would not be together now if phone/web sex hadn't happned. I'd have lost interest

Hully do you normally have sex in front of your kids? Go in the bedroom or wait till they're asleep.. like what normal people do

Its no different to havig sex if your husband was in though? Surely they could catch you in a way more dodgy position?

Sex is all right on occasion if essential. Filming it is bleugh

"Mummy, why is daddy on the laptop and what's he got in in hand? "

in his hand.

No different to mummy whys daddy got his willy in you? surely that would be worse!

Oh god i'd have anxiety attacks all the time that someone would find them dh got some rather saucy pics from me after much pestering from him, i was in good shape at the time and sort of just caved. I made him delete them about 2 days later then forgot they were in a hidden file on my phone.

Recently chucked said phone into one of those bags for school to make money without even thinking . I really bloody hope nobody ever finds them or that if they do they never work out its me, a feeling of dread rises inside me when i think of this. I have never done it before or since and certainly won't be doing it again and that was just me in my knicks never mind me giving DH a BJ or anything too awful.

urgh webcam makes me think of dirty den and the hook

youtalkin, they would reset the phone to factory settings if straight up recycling it anyway. They're in a hidden file! Who's going to come across the phone and then happen to get the urge to hack into it to check if there are any naughty pics on there?

Oh, people who are worried about this - don't save the photos on your computer. XP works in computer repair and would actively search through looking for this stuff. And then bring home copies because he was a sad twat. Oh and don't even store them for a minute and delete them unless you never store anything important on your computer, because if you ever need other files recovering which have been deleted, there's no way to differentiate, the recovery software will bring up the lot.

Alternatively I can give you the number of someone I'd definitely trust not to look through for home made porn - not only is he a decent human being, he's gay.

I know in my heart your right but there is still a little bit of me that cringes inside at the remote possibility and like you said i'm sure there is someone out there in the recycling industry just like your DH who realises phones may well have this stuff on it and actively searches. Clearly i'm not an exhibitionist by nature .

The web cam thing really doesn't appeal to me, when i have a conversation on skype i spend the whole time distracted by how crap i look.

OP. I'd strongly advise you not to put this film online or on a phone in any shape or form. A memory stick could work but the file most definitely should be encrypted in some way as it's sods law it'll get misplaced or left behind somewhere.

The best / safest suggestion I can offer is to set up an NAS ( network attached storage ) from your home ( essentially a password protected hard drive connected to your broadband ) . Your DH would be able to log onto your computer remotely and browse / play files from where ever he was. So you could if you wished make new films for him.

synology.com is one company who sell these. They do explain it fairly well but you'd have to be slightly tech savy or know someone who is to set it up.

He'd be able to stream ( i.e. play them from your home system remotely rather than actually downloading them ) them to whatever computer he's using.

As well as your < ahem > films, you could if you wanted also store pictures of the kids on there, documents, etc etc.

And apart from your film requirements it would actually have other uses in the home.

i think the filming sounds fun :) go for it !
and the original idea of password protected usb/flash drive sounds fine :)

Don't do it, unless you both have copies and sign an agreement.

Upload it to Facebook, it'll be safe on there, you'll never lose it

And we can watch it and offer handy hints

Yuk. What happened to imagination?

MrGin sounds a catch.

Me and the ex made a naughty video once and I used to watch it to admire my hair.... I have never been able to get it to look so lovely and tussled (but not crazy) since.... or before for that matter.... I seem to recall he was somewhat miffed that I ignored the glorious HD 42 inch version of his penis in favour of trying to work out what I had done that had made it look so good. I drew the line at showing the hairdresser for her to recreate the look

Sorry that was off topic but seeing as Im a complete technophobe its all I can offer on the subject!

Dp nearly made a vid of us but I saw the camera light on the laptop
Would hate to be filmed, no good can come (small arf) of it.

What ShirleyKnot said.

sillymillyb - Brilliant :o

Slightly off topic but kind of not...

My DP is working overseas with the forces just now so I've previously emailed him two saucy photographs, all very tasteful, in black and white (much more flattering than colour). I was also concerned about them getting in the wrong hands so I made sure my face wasn't in them. He's really happy with them so I told him I would take some more and email them on.

Anyway, I came home a few days ago and our neighbour's lovely big cat was hanging about the front door so I brought him in for a wee drop cheese. He's a beautiful big persian and very photogenic. So, I took some photos of him and then had an idea... :) I made a little recording of the cuddly wee fella prancing about the kitchen with a bottle lid...

I then emailed this to DP with the subject "Here's a wee video of me playing with my pussy...." :) :)

I can just imagine his wee excited face opening it! And then I can see him creasing up with laughter! :) I can't wait for our weekly phone call tomorrow :)

Shirl has decreed that there's no such thing as a trollop.

Everything I've ever aspired to cruelly taken from me. My cherished hopes, my long held dreams, are in tatters. And I could have been a contender...

Anyone up for posing for a Mumsnet calendar? Hopefully we can ensure that the shoot isn't in some draughty old WI hall and doesn't involve carrots and cucumbers or any sticky substances like jam.