Keeping it tight after children

[barkwithnobite]

how the he'll does this work? Friend n I were talking about this and ideas for keeping the V tight after having had kids. Keen to hear experience of others. Men - does it feel very different after you DP has had a child?

keeping the V tight? Wave goodbye now, frankly, it all goes to HELL after having a child.

hth

are you that woman on This Morning who had the "Playboy" version of a vaginal reconstruction ?

yuk

Oh.my.lord.

You could try elasticating it? Like a waistband.

What were yours and your friends 'ideas' btw.

I use anything I've got to hand. I pack it tightly with newspaper,bubble wrap, leave just a small enough space for him - DP so grateful he doesn't even notice!
HTH

I'm getting a bit obsessed with him -you're not a friend of magpienchips are you?

Thought it'd be nice to brighten the mood :-) mostly pelvic floor exercises

After my second child, I didn't have anything even remotely resembling a vagina remaining. So we just hired an escort for the penetration part. Worked for us.

My Vagina, My Rules.

pmsl @ quidsi

Oh. No. I really am pissing myself.

PP

That's an interesting conversation to have with your friends. Do you discuss your constipation issues over lunch and a lambrini too?

quidsi

Lol @ Gerald....

'keeping the V tight'

pmsl

Oh do fuck off

Quidsi....baby musta left it in a bad way....newspaper fits

No it didn't go to hell after two 8lb girls two years apart V went back to the same feeling for me very quickly ,a few weeks after a stitch to repair a tear.

You got it the wrong way round, what you need is to plug him into a bicycle pump and inflate until the correct girth is achieved.

Geraldine, you hired an Escort? Jeez how big did you get? I'd have thought a bicycle wouldnt fit let alone an entire old Ford! :)

LeBOF - if I had constipation, why not..... Anything goes during drunken girlie chats.....

"musta"??
Thats what the bubble wrap is for!

ha! Well, it was a hatchback