Keeping it tight after children

[barkwithnobite]

how the he'll does this work? Friend n I were talking about this and ideas for keeping the V tight after having had kids. Keen to hear experience of others. Men - does it feel very different after you DP has had a child?

Off to bed with bubble wrap and yarn. Will report back in the morning if you're really lucky.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=knitted+vulvas&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=705&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=hlw0P4c4gBK0SM:&imgrefurl=www.thebeardediris.com/2009/02/16/the-valentine-blues/&docid=DV957iOizAGaEM&w=600&h=449&ei=rFl6TvWFKKSw0QW6t4GkAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=194&vpy=399&dur=688&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=197&ty=197&page=1&tbnh=155&tbnw=207&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this one looks slack. No tension....tsk

Two at once, silly.

I daresay you could crochet if you don't like to knit, bark.

I prefer mine loose, means I can fit dh's monster cock in more easily

i meant to put that as a quote!!! made me laugh, Reality!!

Yep. Playdoh in our house too. I have moulded a fine 'V' out of the left over mult-coloured bits - waste not want not (somethng for 'top tips' perhaps?) and we keep it by the bed. This way we enjoy all the benefits of foreplay and whatnot but when it comes to the actual act, I can either assist by holding the playdoh mould, or let DH finish off whilst i catch up of emails and menu planning. Works for everyone.

Hubby and only puts his P in my V when we intend to make a bubba. HTH!

Hilarious.

Slightlyjaded - are they the hairy bits that have fallen on the carpet?

Or is your DH more of a Veet-ed play-doh man?

Mn's been distinctly weird for a few weeks. I find it strangely comforting to find it's as filthy as ever.

the tone isnt as low as this over the road at netmums hun .....they have vaginal tightness tickers .

WWL* at bubble wrap, dh wants to know what's funny. Will give it a try..

Why bother with the v? its almost friday that means a bumsex thread surely?

~~254 stitches knitted of my wooly vagina...only 128 to go!!!!!!!!!~~

27 days since my DH stuck his P in my V

its not still stuck in there Val surely???

that's serious staying power on his part!

Valpol indeed. Although he gets fresh Veet-ed Playdoh for birthdays and Christmas.

27days??? Gosh!

It's so tight, it's stuck!! I need to try ur suggestion......knitting wool anyone?

These fill any gaps www.bondara.co.uk/penis-extensions and when the family is complete he can have the surgical enlargement he's always dreamed of - forget nip/tuck, the way to go is pimp his penis

Why the fuck would you want to knit that ?

pimp his penis .......I think Val used blu tack not play dough .... hes stuck!!

So that he could fuck it while you were busy mumsnetting SS?

pmsl at nickschick - bumsex thread great idea!!