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General internet dating support and chit chat thread

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lubeybooby · 19/09/2011 22:15

Relationships seems the most appropriate place for this I think? Happy to ask for it to be moved if it's maybe better in _chat or something.

Anyway!

Chit chat your dating/internet dating claptrap here!

Also your hints and tips please for dating in the shark pit on the internet

I'll start.

I'm 31, single and rather fed up of it now. Have a few internet dating profiles, am trying to improve my social life and get out more, even looking out for possible additional temp jobs just to be.... 'out there' a bit more.

Even had a go at cosmic ordering which has been cropping up in dating related threads recently. Now I'm a very scientific and cynical kind of person but when it comes to my (currently appalling) love life I will try anything to give it a bit of a boost. Whether that be focusing the mind on the task in hand or strange unknown forces I care not.

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HairyGrotter · 22/09/2011 20:38

I hear ya Hatesponge I hear you loud and clear. The place is like hell

Fairyloo · 22/09/2011 21:07

Think it's me I'm just a funny fucker one. Do feel it's too hard work Internet dating. Seems exhausting checking website, emailing, wonder if any do apps for iPhone? If not I may invent one and pitch on dragons den

Zanywany · 22/09/2011 21:15

I am so sure I have received the same generic emails as some of you. Why do all the pix seem to be of them on their holidays with a pint in therr hand. Received one today of his nipple!

Makeyerowndamndinner · 22/09/2011 21:25

It's no better on GSM. Load of leches on there too... "Oh I must say, I do admire your figure.." Yuk.

I was having a conversation with a bloke on there about head shaving and he asked whether "any other parts were getting the radical shave treatment?" Knob.

hellsbells76 · 22/09/2011 22:10

I have had the girls round. Much wine has been drunk. Now they've left, I've just opened my inbox to find this:

"Hiya trouble, i liked your profile and pics

No BS, no games here. I wear my heart on my sleeve. what you see is what you get

Down to earth, happy go lucky and fun!

Cheers and Good luck either way girl!! be happy be lucky!!! xx

ps get time and can be a*d to read profile, youll see what im about :)"

I may be pissed enough to send withering response instead of the usual 'delete and block' option.

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elastamum · 22/09/2011 22:29

hi all, have to confess to lurking here.... My internet dating days are over for the moment as I'm still seeing the lovely man I met on line in Feb, although I did kiss a lot of frogs along the way Grin

I used to tell all the guys in my office about my internet dating. I figured I might as well offer some amusement to the team, although I did draw the line at letting the chaps pick daes for me, which is what they offered to do. for what its worth, the other single mum in my office also met her current BF on the same site as me (e harmony)

good luck everyone, there are some decent men out there too Smile

beatenbyayellowteacup · 22/09/2011 22:37

shiney that's one of my pet peeves. I like someone who can text banter. That's why it's instant, right? Otherwise I'd send a fricking post-it in the mail.

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ike1 · 22/09/2011 22:56

Oh I dunno luvs i think im about to give up on blokes seal up the vag and live in a nunnery for ooh a coupla weeks...

dawnofthedumb · 22/09/2011 22:57

Just delurking to say - don't give up hope.

After years of on/off internet dating and many, many dates (most of them perfectly nice, some of them delightful, a couple of fraeks), I met a very normal (but not too normal hehe), kind, funny, sexy, smart and really just utterly lovely man a few months ago.

The thing that has set it apart from day 1 was the complete lack of angst and hassle. After years of angsting over phone calls and texts and overthinking it all, it's just been so, so easy.

I wasn't even going to meet up with him. I didn't think I really fancied him that much from his photos. I cancelled our first date because I couldn't be arsed and I was fed up with the whole online thing, but he asked me out again and I thought 'oh what the hell, it's just a drink'. I drove there so I could make a quick getaway if necessary...

...and now I've only gone and fallen in love with him. Luckily, it seems the short-sighted goon feels the same way about me Grin

It works. In the end.

lubeybooby · 22/09/2011 22:58

Really excited about my Tuesday date, which is nice as I haven't been excited about a date for ages. He isn't 'the one' material as outlined in my 59 point list, but reasonably close... be interesting to see how it goes.

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lubeybooby · 22/09/2011 23:00

dawnofthedumb awww that's lovely thanks for the encouragement :o

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LittleHousebytheRiver · 22/09/2011 23:06

shiny I have intermittent bursts of texts from the Red Flag Man who I have already realised is a Loser. The odd thing is that when I told him I would be looking for someone else he has got keener. The more I send robust put downs the more he replies.

I quite enjoy the banter and I really did like him but I know he is bad for me. I will have to delete him I think. He seems to thrive on conflict.

Hatesponge · 22/09/2011 23:15

I really don't know why I bother....am supposed to have a date on Friday with Mr Hairy Back. ie tomorrow. But he hasn't got back to me re where or when, though he said we are definitely on.

Sigh. Not getting a good feeling about this.

Should've trusted my instincts re the hair in the first place!

strictlycomedancingdiva · 22/09/2011 23:26

Met DP on the internet after a few horrendous interesting dates, I'd forgotten how awful some of the profiles were, I do not want to have to go back there!

PoppaRob · 23/09/2011 00:48

To paraphrase Hunter S Thompson: "Internet dating is a dark, plastic hallway; where pimps and thieves run free, and good people die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

stayforthekids1: You're a couple of years younger than my daughter, so I hope you don't think I'm being a creepy old letch, but you're a good looking woman and that top with the jeans and boots would look great! As Billy Connolly would say "windswept and interesting".

LittleHousebytheRiver: You said "Language is a tricky thing. One person's seductive chat up is another's nightmare." Exactly! Especially on chat we sometimes take the risk and cross a line. Often the other person goes with the flow. Sometimes they get offended. We don't go out of our way to offend, but with no other feedback all we can do is hope the other person is on the same wavelength.

If you were sitting at a bar hearing comments (like Fairyloo's response to her bloke) on this thread you'd let them pass without a second thought. Because they come upon the screens of our PCs or mobile phones we get all deep and meaningful and look for stuff that often just isn't there. In real life we'd have been too busy listening to the flow of conversation to worry about one small comment. We've all been blown off or stood up on planned dates or meets. Should we invest a lot of time and effort trying to read more into the other person's agenda, or should we just accept that either "plan A" came through and we're plan B or C or maybe even D, and send a quick reply "Sorry to hear about your sick child. Hope they get well soon." or "What a shame your car has broken down. Let me know if I can do anything to help." After a few years on dating sites I just let it slide? Life's too short.

As for the photos... the flipside of the bare chested blokes and blokes with fish or motorbikes are the studio shots of the larger woman with rosy cheeks and lots of lacey/net stuff around the shoulders and the puppies proudly on display, the chicks on motorbikes (hint: if you want us to think it's your bike maybe scuff the toes of the boots a bit?), and what's with the only pic being one of your shitzu? We also don't buy the "I don't have a photo because I'm so well known and I value my privacy" or "I believe true beauty comes from within. I don't judge people on looks." We cheerfully accept that you've taken 3 years off your age, you've put your size down as average and you've added a few inches to your height, but exaggerate too much and when we meet you we'll peg you as a liar. I have 3 pics on my Rob_Sellicks profile on OkCupid... one in a suit from my daughter's wedding last year, one of me playing guitar at a local surf club (don't get too excited - I'm crap at it) and another head and shoulders one. They show me as I think I am. Disclaimers: Your mileage may vary, contents may settle, serving suggestion only, etc.

As an older (54 yesterday.... fucking ouch!) person I have to accept that I have an exaggerated sense of my appeal and to other people it may seem I come with problems. In our younger days we would tolerate a lot because the people we were interested in were hot and worth it, but now because we've gained some experience and have some standards and expectations we find a lot of people of our age bring very little to the table other than showing up at their convenience, living in the past, and thinking they have what it takes to motivate a person to romance and assertiveness with their little games where a person is expected to jump through hoops and do tricks to show they're worthy. Gorgeous twenty year olds can command that kind of attention... obese middle aged people cannot. We older men stay single because we survived the first few waves of moronic twits and we'll be damned if we're going to give up what we have now to put up with bullshit!

I've often thought I should do the dark and mysterious attitude thing and be Mr Cool - but it's just not me. Sometimes I think my lot in life is to be an accommodating doormat to a succession of people who'll cheerfully accept what I can do for them and rejoice in the fact that I make few demands. By the time you get to my age you wonder why the hell you even bother... then someone gives you a cuddle or maybe even a kiss and it feels so fucking good to have that human contact that you think maybe, just maybe, this one will be different so you lower your defences and do it all again, but the best indicator of future behaviour is past behaviour - we make the same mistakes time after time.

And that's my take on Internet dating. Sorry it's longwinded but my grand-daughter's tucking into her brekkie so I finally had time to add my thoughts! :)

MadameDefarge · 23/09/2011 01:01

Um. Thanks for sharing.

stayforthekids1 · 23/09/2011 07:41

Shiney Grin useless at it? Whip him into shape! Text banter is rather important to me, nothing worse than boring drivel.

HateSponge. Fear not, he is a hairy back. Therefore he will appear out of the blue and drag you off by your hair somewhere.

Dawnofthedumb. Ahhhhh, lovely!

LittleHouse - I had someone like that a month or so ago. Worked with him and got played. The more I liked him, the more he fucked me about. Thankfully I am now well out of that...and because I have stopped being bothered about him, he is now trying to get back into my pants. No thank you! (the evil side of me is mildly tempted to play him better than he ever did me, but...I am not that sort of girl Grin ) Delete, delete, delete.

Popparob - nope I dont think you are and its good to have a mans opinion! Happy Belated Birthday :)

Well, got a text as soon as I woke up this morning. The Sassenach is on the road. Has been since half six. Eek, no backing out now. Can you imagine that, he drives the length of the country and I text to say, sorry I have changed my mind! I haven't though, really excited to be meeting him. We have both said that if nothing comes of it, at least we will have met a good friend. I know so much about him already because of the last three years, but I am sure I will find something to talk about. Fingers crossed we have a good weekend!

Who else is on dates this weekend, give me a quick run down :)

charlottesmum5 · 23/09/2011 08:01

stay wow have a good weekend!!
poppa are you a single man?

As for me well I have a second date with Mr.Engineer tomorrow night (saw him Weds for the first time)...we are going to the flicks. He's nice but a bit full on in the texting...lots of kisses, missing you, you're gorgeous etc....I've never had this before so I'm not sure if he is really into me (it seems that way) or whether I'm just automatically putting my guard up because I've never had this before. All my previous dates/husbands have been horrible to me :(

lubeybooby · 23/09/2011 08:27

Good luck stay !

charlottesmum relax... don't overthink. You're right to have your guard up at this early stage, everyone should at least a little bit until you have got to know the person more. Just enjoy the 'getting to know him' process, have a nice night out and don't worry. Just because all previous blokes have been horrid, doesn't mean this one will be. It's very early days so just see how your night at the cinema goes. And wear a chastity belt in case the flattery is just to get in your knickers Wink

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stayforthekids1 · 23/09/2011 08:44

Shiney - Wow! What a turn around. Amazing what a bit of smut can do Grin

Charlottesmum - Yes dont overthink it. He is sending you nice messages. Enjoy them, dont think about motives behind them. Its early days, chances are he means what he is putting and wants to make you feel good!

Squeeee I am stupidly excited. Must clean the house again.

lubeybooby · 23/09/2011 08:46

stay :o genuine lol at you and your house cleaning excitement. I remember the feeling well and do sooo hope that happens to me again soon

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Zanywany · 23/09/2011 09:45

Shine good idea to still see meet up with the other blokes just in case this hotting up with Mr Third Date doesn't last.

Charlottes Just enjoy but I would try not to fall for the charm.

I am seeing a friend tonight, no date though, and we are watching a scary movie together, he is very touchy feely though so will have lots of cuddles [happy]
Was chatting to Mr Body on instant chat for a couple of hours yesterday and he has said he would like to do the same today so hopefull something may come out of it.

I am on OK Cupid which asks you to rate people, if you give a 4/5 star it notifies them. Well one guy emailed me, who was absolutly not my type, but we had a high match % but he said he thought I was lovely but too tall which if fine as I wasn't interested. Well last night I meant to rate him a low star but acidently rated him a 5!!!. He has now emailed me to thank me and he is going to buy some riser things for his shoes today to make himself taller. HOw do I always get myself in these situations Grin