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Well it's Friday so a sex question TMI

139 replies

changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 07:43

I am a regular who has name changed for this as I am so embarrassed.

I am divorced. XH was crap in bed - never made any effort to make me orgasm, just used my body for what he needed.

In 20 years of being together I could count the number of times he made me cum on the fingers of one hand, literally.

I now have a lovely DP and everything in that department is much better Grin

But there's always a but

I can let DP bring me "off" with fingers, but he wants to go down on me and I can't let him because the one and only time XH did it he said I tasted disgusting and he wouldn't go near that area again.

Blush Blush and I can't believe I just typed that.

Anyway, the thing is, how do I get over this in my head is there anything I can do?

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Trebuchet · 22/04/2011 17:38

Personnally I wouldn't mention the ex remarks. Just get yourself clean and as happy as you personally can be with your bits and brazen it out-there's nothing sexier than a confident woman who is (looking like!) she's enjoying herself. Even if you are bricking it, just throw yourself into it-confessions can come later when you've had a fantastic session. God I'm jealous!!

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:40

Thank you.

It isn't so much as baby days behind me, though dh having the snip has helped as condoms are awful, as my age as I think as women are meant to be in their prime in their 30's. I definitely want it more than I did when we were first together. Maybe. But it is this other guy that has really woken me up and fucked with my body head. Making me realise what I could have if I had stayed with him Sad.

noddyholder · 22/04/2011 17:41

FAB does your dh know any of this?

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 17:47

Oh FAB. Sad

Can you try talking to your DH? I'm assuming he doesn't know about the other guy?

I'm past it then Grin

But I can still wear DP out Wink

But he wants to do the same to me

The text I just got is filthy Blush

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:49

I have told DH all this and he knows about the other guy. Nothing will ever happen with him as I want to stay married to my husband and I love him.

DH just has a very low libido, is a once a week man and happy with that and can't do it after only one drink so maybe it is biological.

Hurray for th filthy text Grin.

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:50

I really hope I don't regret posting all this BlushSad.

EricNorthmansMistress · 22/04/2011 17:54

Vaginas don't taste bad. Of course after a heavy gym session or during your period it might smell a bat musky Grin but a freshly washed vagina smells and tastes quite neutral so I'm told. I've tasted mine, (touching yourself and then licking fingers drives some men insane) and it doesn't really taste of anything. Tasted a hell of a lot better than spunk. If you are really worried that you taste nasty have a seruptitious rummage after your shower and have a taste to put your mind at rest. If it does taste off then you may have an infection and should see a doctor, but it's unlikely (and fixable)

See how much you like sucking his cock? Well that's how much he wants to eat your pussy Grin

NorthernGobshite · 22/04/2011 17:57

Have a shower and a glass of wine or three, light some candles and go with it...

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 18:15

DH - I don't want to do it or have it.
Me - I do. Is that end of conversation?
DH - pretty much, yes.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 18:20

Right he's due here in 10 or 15 minutes.

Have showered, washed down below and am 100% sure I am scrupulously clean.

No smell that I can smell Grin

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 18:22

Good luck.

Enjoy Grin.

boobellina · 22/04/2011 18:26

I don't believe for a second that you have a foostie fanny - couldn't resist using that phrase opportunities just don't arise that often!

DH and I had an amazing holiday in the Maldives were I was eating tonnes of pineapple and DH reports back that I have never tasted better. Since then I have heard loads about how pineapple is meant to make everybody taste a bit more interesting.

Might be a bit late for tonight's festivities but worth remembering for future reference.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 18:34

Well, there won't be a "live update" thread but I do promise to come back and let you all know how I get on

Grin and Blush

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NorthernGobshite · 22/04/2011 18:36

Good luck and make sure you give us all the details....sorry, living vicariously here as dh on nights!!

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 18:43

I am thinking I might be passive aggressive say no to dh when he tries it on tonight..

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 18:44

NH - are you really a northerner?

noddyholder · 22/04/2011 19:03

No!

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 19:04

Oops, wrong letter. I meant NG.

StayOutOfTheDeltaQuadrant · 22/04/2011 19:06

Good luck op.

Don't be too disappointed if you don't like it though.

Another hijack. I had to namechange for this. My DP loves going down on me but I don't care for it. At. All. It's too gentle or something!?

I can cum easily from penetration and I prefer penetration. It's quicker and more satisfying. I often feel sad that I don't 'get' the whole cunninlingus thing. It just seems a very roundabout way. I have only cum from it about three times in my life.

But my man likes it so I let him the odd time. I really would prefer he didn't though. Is there something wrong with me?

Is it because I can cum from penetration? What is so great about it. I just don't like the feeling of it. It does nothing for me.

davidtennantsmistress · 22/04/2011 19:22

I go n trim me bushes in the garden and it goes mad! :o

OP good luck, hope it goes well, key thing don't rush - if it helps let him kiss your tummy & things then build up to it.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 19:33

I'm sitting at the table and he's doing manly things with the BBQ

He is damn sexy and he has a lovely lovely bum

Grin

I am definitely on a promise for later.

The text said "you will be lying in bed sated with your juice all over my face and lips and then I'll make the tea"

(It's an on-going joke between us, after sex he gets kicked out of bed to make the tea)

Blush
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EricNorthmansMistress · 22/04/2011 19:38

Stayout - it may just not float your boat but also your DH's technique might be a bit shit lacking. It doesn't need to be gentle the whole time. Finger penetration is also an essential for me.

davidtennantsmistress · 22/04/2011 19:52

:o seriously here HOW!!!? do you train him to do this one HOW?!? :o althou DP isn't that bad to be fair maybe 50% of the time.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 19:55
Grin

It started as a joke when he first came over as a friend to see me, he was being all shy we were friends first and he was in and out of the house all the time as a friend.

He knows how up tight I was/still am and he knows I struggle to switch off and relax.

He used to make me sit down and relax and he would make the tea since I had made the dinner.

And it's now a kind of in-joke between us.

I have to get off here and go pay attention but .... laydeeeez......

He has the nicest cargo shorts on and he is commando.

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davidtennantsmistress · 22/04/2011 19:56

Envy DP is currently 2.5 weeks into a 4 month stint away and i'm missing man handling his bottom.

enjoy. & have fun.