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Well it's Friday so a sex question TMI

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 07:43

I am a regular who has name changed for this as I am so embarrassed.

I am divorced. XH was crap in bed - never made any effort to make me orgasm, just used my body for what he needed.

In 20 years of being together I could count the number of times he made me cum on the fingers of one hand, literally.

I now have a lovely DP and everything in that department is much better Grin

But there's always a but

I can let DP bring me "off" with fingers, but he wants to go down on me and I can't let him because the one and only time XH did it he said I tasted disgusting and he wouldn't go near that area again.

Blush Blush and I can't believe I just typed that.

Anyway, the thing is, how do I get over this in my head is there anything I can do?

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kp71 · 22/04/2011 15:19

careFUL (freudian slip maybe)

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 15:22

ROFL

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 15:47

I am getting nervous Blush

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noodle69 · 22/04/2011 16:16

Your ex sounds like a twat. Decent men love it when they can do oral on you. Try 69 and then you get both of you getting pleasure at same time. It feels fantastic.

Also if you do penetrative and then 69 you will end up tasting yourself loads over the years and realise your ex is talking a load of crap. Its the best so dont let your ex ruin it for you. Do it tonight have some fun Wink

Gay40 · 22/04/2011 16:29

For what it's worth, providing you have a shower/bath/hot flannel wash down there, it won't smell. Your ex was a stupid twat and a crap shag to boot.

I've never met one that tasted or smelled anything other than lovely.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:33

I am feeling like I'll have to come back and do a "report" Blush Wink

I cannot believe how nice you all have been about it.

And that I told a bunch of strangers off the internet such personal stuff.

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Gay40 · 22/04/2011 16:36

I don't think I'd be rushing into a 69 either...not at first. Just enjoy yourself without having to concern yourself with his side of things.

(I say this because I find it distracting to have it done and attempt to do it at the same time. Others probably don't have this issue.)

You can get to 69 later when you have flung your inhibitions out of the back door x

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:38
Grin

None of that gay - not the back door Wink it may be Friday but one does have standards Grin

(sorry just made me laugh)

Thing is he really wants to do it for me

And I don't think I'd be able to relax if I was trying to do it to him at the same time

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:39

Damn this new bolding thing

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 16:45

I only ever did 69 with one person and found it really difficult to do. I didn't really know what I was doing being so young and was shy about him doing it to me, plus had to cope with the nice feelings. Should have done it a lot more since I get none now Sad.

MotherSnacker · 22/04/2011 16:46

All the men I have been with love the natural taste and smell. Just have a shower beforehand and you will be fine. Your ex was just too lazy IMO.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:46

FAB Sad

Why won't he let you or do it to you?

(You don't have to answer if that's too nosy a question)

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 16:52

I am willing to embarrass myself in the hope it helps you relax and enjoy yourself tonight Confused.

He has never fancied a BJ. He has tried twice on me but doesn't like the taste or the smell SadBlush.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:53

I am actually paranoid about smell "down there" and am obsessive about being clean/trimmed etc etc Blush

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:53

See I like giving DP a blow job.

Really really like it Blush

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Gay40 · 22/04/2011 16:56

You won't smell if you wash, and providing you don't have a leylandii hedge, you'll be OK. Shaving it is a bit weird though. Trim a bit if both you and he like it.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 16:58

I get waxed - the sides and a bit off the top Blush not brazilian or anything like that Blush

Am definitely over-sharing here lol

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MotherSnacker · 22/04/2011 17:04

You sound really clean. Pretty certain the only stinking cunt in this is your ex!

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 17:08

LOL

ExH had some really MANKY habits don't get me started!

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:12

Just told dh if you shower first you won't smell if he is worried about the smell of him. He said he isn't. I told him I know it isn't that but I feel like I am practically begging him to do it and feel pretty crap that he won't.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 17:22

Oh fab.

Maybe you could try on him first?

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TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:25

He won't let me anywhere near him. Wasn't that bothered until someone else made it quite clear what he would like to do to me and I was past having babies so my hormones are all over the shop. Plus dh just gets hotter all the fucking time. Bugger.

TheOriginalFAB · 22/04/2011 17:25

Sorry for hijack btw.

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 17:26

Right, have lit the BBQ and am going to get showered. He will be here about 6.30.

Plan is BBQ he can have a beer, sit in the garden and chill and chat and then.......

Blush Grin

I want to do this with him I need to get over myself

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changingmynameagain · 22/04/2011 17:28

FAB - don't worry about the hijack I was looking for opinions and views and oh I don't know.

See, that's another point you raise

Is the fact that my baby days behind me, is that part of what is making me nervous??

I don't know DP TELLS me all the things he wants to do to me and it's hot as fuck.

But then I can't I just get all tense and up tight and weirded out or something.

AARRRGGGHH

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