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Laying AnyFucker to rest....

636 replies

AnyFucker · 15/02/2011 09:13

Please forgive this self-indulgent thread, it is only my second in several years, so I am owed one I think Smile

A thread I was on last night made me finally realise that the ridiculously-ballsy caricature of a reputation that goes before
this name was devaluing the message I was trying to convey. It was the gaslighting one, FWIW, but this isn't really about that.

I am not going anywhere, I love MN too much but AF has to go Smile

Just wanted to get it off my chest, and hopefully stop the "where is AF" speculation that sometimes can go along with a prolific poster suddenly stopping posting.

See yas around Smile

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Original poster
AnyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:52

btw, I lied when I said I already had all he fucker names in my toolbag Wink

ScaryFucker

EasterBunnyFucker (soooo wrong)

AnyFuckerForAMincePe (award winning)

hang on...will check

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FoundWanting · 15/02/2011 22:52

I thought I had read all the Mr Men/Little Misses over the years.

How did I miss that one?

FuckityFucker · 15/02/2011 22:55

Evening.

In honour of the soon to be late, great AnyFucker, tonight Mathew, I'll be FuckityFucker Grin

Pssssst - tis me, Mouseface, sshhhhhhh.

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:55

Clearly round the back of the shed 'avin a FAAAG'

[given up] Mr Wheeze and Little Miss Hacking-Cough made me. Grin

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AnyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:55

AnyFawker
AnyFucker
AnyFuckerForAMincePie
AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard
AnyFuckerForASoppyCard
AnyFuckerForAValentine
AnyFuckerForSomeParkin
AnyFuckerisFucked
AnyFuckerLikesItUpTheBum
AnyFuckerStealsHerKidsEggs
AnyFuckerWithAWhiffOFGarlic
AnyMothersDayFucker
AnyFucker
fuckerForAValentine
fuckerForMyValentine
FuckingPants

oh heck, I didn't know there had been that many

there is more...

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LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:57

Aren't you missing something ?????

at least FuckerWanted FGS...

C'mon, play the game! Grin

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:58

Now how the bloody hell do I go tramping off to Legal, or In the news now, looking like this?

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 22:59

Here AF, you dropped one..

FuckingFucker

Much more versatile than you had originally envisaged eh?

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:01

Mutha, she IS staying, it'd take more than a court order and a packet of hobnobs to get her off of Relationships for a start.

She is merely considering retiring the name..

What about 'FormerlyKnownAs'?

FuckerWanting · 15/02/2011 23:02

LittleMissBossyFucker was DD's favourite. Grin

FuckityFucker · 15/02/2011 23:02

This Fucker is off to bed.

AF - don't you dare go until this thread is full.

Night all xx

UltimateFucker · 15/02/2011 23:05

Night FuckityFucker :)

Original poster
AnyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:08

After tonight, am not coming back with this name, to this thread

I am going to get run outta MN town for being a pain in the arse and the namechanger-that--didn't-even-fucking-change

highly irritating

I am bugging myself Wink but I thought it would have died by now

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UltimateFucker · 15/02/2011 23:12

Fuckers never die WinkGrin

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:12

390 posts AF, you are a legend!

We'll see you on the other side, AF, I'll PM Solost if I have to, to draw you out... I'll even lock WWIFN and Thumb up so you HAVE to come help....

I'll watch out for your over-use of the work TWAT (with ONE T) and the missing 't' itself.

LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:13

True, UF, Fuckers never die, they just Fuck off, and when they get there, they fuck off some more!

Grin
Muthafucker · 15/02/2011 23:13

not a chance.

i think you should stay just the way you are. but i respect your decision to stop being anyfucker... Smile

UltimateFucker · 15/02/2011 23:15

They also do in in Fucker style Wink

MisSalLaneous · 15/02/2011 23:15

Hey AF, in case our paths never cross again (well, with me knowing), I just want to say: I love reading your posts. I'm not posting as often anymore, but you're one of the people that I've got the world of respect for.

Doha · 15/02/2011 23:19

Ahhh start a petiton to be presented to parliament

Save the Fucker Grin

Original poster
AnyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:22

oh hi, Sal (I knew there was a reason to hang around for a while....Smile )

apart from this lot of daft fuckers Grin

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LittleMissHissyFucker · 15/02/2011 23:24

There would be no Financial Crisis if there were, we'd just buy up/bail out everything....

MisSalLaneous · 15/02/2011 23:25

:)

Muthafucker · 15/02/2011 23:26

AF....your user name is what kept me on MN when i first ventured on here...i was sick of moderated forums!

and in your posts your always talk sense. i will really miss your username. i know youll still be here and everything but....Sad

UltimateFucker · 15/02/2011 23:27

Aye, if there was a swear jar we could take over everrrrrything Grin

Fuckers rule the world

Mwahahahaaaaaaaa