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masturbation worries

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Randomperson · 01/02/2011 19:17

We don't live together, but spend many nights together. However, we only seem to have sex at the weekends, as my partner says he's always tired (accept on the odd occassion). They work long hours in a factory, so this is more then understandable. What I can't get my head around however, and am rather upset about is that they masturbate on the nights I don't stay, despite being to tired when I stay (unless it's the weekend).

I know this sounds ridiculas, and I honestly hate myself for feeling the way I do. I mean, I understand that what a person does with their genitles in their own time is their own business. But, I have long suffered with self esteem issues, and really feel upset that he feels too tired to sleep with me, yet when I'm not there isn't to tired to masturbate.

I find myself becoming sad over this, to the point I can't bare to be in the company of my partner with out seeming off. I hate the fact this bothers me, and for the life of me wish it didn't. But no matter how much I say to myself it's not a problem and to get over it, I can't.

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AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:25

sorry about that, Mal Grin

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:26

RP.... that is the root of all your problems !

He fancies KK ! Wink

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:26

Chop his hands off !

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:27

I do sometimes look at Louis Spence though and think "hmm, he is very bendy ..." Grin

Randomperson · 03/02/2011 16:28

I don't know about being AnyFucker, you should be FunnyFucker. You have my day with your wit :)

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AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:28

I like Jo Brand (no surprises there, I guess)

I don't think of her in a moment of passion though, just to make that clear

Malificence · 03/02/2011 16:29

He's also a very annoying, mincing, attention seeker who makes John Barrowman look butch!

OneMoreChap · 03/02/2011 16:31

I think Louis Spence is wonderful in an entirely, manly entertainment way

Far less up himself that John Barrowman. {but I did like him as Captain Jack]

TitsalinaBumSquash · 03/02/2011 16:34

Yeah but what bendy got to do with it AF... I mean i'm flipping bendy as they come but it wouldn't make it ok to shag me.... Grin

TitsalinaBumSquash · 03/02/2011 16:35

That could have been worded so much better Blush

Malificence · 03/02/2011 16:35

It's the way he prances .

I can't be doing with mincing men.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 03/02/2011 16:37

My DS prances everyhwere... I see visions of him in sequin spandex down at Pineapple Dance Studios....

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:38

well tits , I was just going to say "how do you know it wouldn't be ok for me to shag you?"

but you might have run screaming from this thread, and batman would have exploded in his keks

so I won't do that

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 16:42

< tumbleweed >

< switches pc off and goes home from work >

TitsalinaBumSquash · 03/02/2011 16:44

Rofl... I am loving this you and Batman saga its like an online soap opera.. Im either calling it BatFucker or Anyman Grin

MissQue · 03/02/2011 16:49

Ach, yes I reckon it's a bit of a self esteem thingy, but then you know that already Smile I'm also certain that masturbating is a lazy way of getting a quick fix and a good way of getting to sleep, cos I've been there and done that! How about, on the week nights that you're together, you knock yourself one out, you never know, he might just find the energy to join in, and if not, at least you're not frustrated!

Malificence · 03/02/2011 16:51

I'm finding it all a bit creepy, I think AF's had a psychotic break and has spit into 2 wildly different personalities.

Either that or she's Batman's new Mistress.
I can just picture him grovelling at her feet, but the picture in my head is of the gimp-like latex clad killer on CSI the other night. I need to stop thinking now.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 03/02/2011 17:10

Do you think she makes Batman wear his cape? Wink

AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 17:40

batman is my DH in RL

I think it's time we came clean now

Malificence · 03/02/2011 17:50

I thought as much Wink

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 03/02/2011 17:57

Oh god I was really enjoying this thread and now Malificence has mentioned Sqweegel and I can never open it again

Malificence · 03/02/2011 19:23

How creepy was he? When he was hanging from the attic by his feet especially! Shock

I couldn't wear latex if it squeaks like that. Sad

LadyOfTheManor · 03/02/2011 21:12

Sorry, I skim read the posts, who is "they"?

batman47555 · 04/02/2011 08:57

AF and me are so happy together, our after dinner conversations are so intense!!!

Randomperson · 04/02/2011 10:43

The "they" was an error on my behalf.

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