How is there not an Archers thread on this shiny new topic yet?

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I'll just have to start one then.

at threadworm - I didn't hear it today !!

Cradle snatcher.

agree re alice up the duff - its a family thing (and as has been commented elsewhere archers are a great ones for recycling stories).

and agree ryan will burgle/blackmail..my guess on latter

Oh thank goodness, an Archer's thread. Nic will turn into psycho bitch, won't she? She will, won't she? Soon?

almost certainly bella..but you knwo what - if anyone deserves it , willyem does

Is Matt going to go bankrupt or do a runner? Is anything interesting ever going to happen again?

have just listened to yesterday's episode - yes,Nic is out to get all she can from the feckless Will.

Maybe Matt and Chalky have done a deal that's too dodgy and might be illegal if it all falls apart? Hence the shouting? Matt and Chalky in the slammer?

Will Shula stop being a git?

Will Usha beat Annabel in the marathon?

usha will almost certainly beat annabel - and they'll either become friends or she'll try and seduce alan.

shula will stop being annoying the day she dies.

just loved kenton being suspicious abotu dodgy ryan -the most suss thing abotu him is his acting.

And does nobody remember the time that Alisdair doped one of Matt's horses? Or do I REALLY need to get a life?

but that is a life seeker, isn't it?

LOL at will Shula stop being a git?

Of course not, when Peggy dies, we need a replacement narky old bat.

Am convinced that Matt is about to lose all his money and "fall on hard times"

Ah, but how snice, how? We couldn't just have a straightforward business failure, could we? And canny developers, which we know Matt to be, always have lots of different companies so one development failing doesn't bring everything down.

Matt is going to prison. I'm sure of it.
And did I dream Alisdair blood-doping one of his horses or not?

I think Matt has probably overstretched himself - borrowing against uncompleted developments and its all going to come tumbling down.

And a whiff of fraud maybe with all these tense phone calls to Chalky?

Alistair didn't blood dope the horse, that's when he told Shula. He did something slightly dodgy before he refused to blood dope the horse but I can't remember what that was.

ohh good thought re matt and chalky.. plus if there is fraud and annabel somehow advised she'll be mixed up in it.

So Chalky has spent all the money.

Brine is being his usual devious self.

All is right with the world.

ohh... missed it tonight.

Happy Brithday Brenda.

and Shula has surpassed herself in the self righteous stakes

Shula badly needs a talk with her FIL (who is also irritating ... that in all of this I found Kenton seemed the sanest)

Does anybody else really love Brian? I know he is shifty and deceitful and underhanded - but he made me LOL when he was avoiding Mike and Pat's food!

Brine's just the best, Boogeek. It's him and Kenton that make it still listenable. Everyone else is pretty much unbearable, on the whole. I spend WAYYY too much time shouting at them all, but particularly Shula The Sanctimonious and Tony The Tw*t