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Archers thread #195: Run, Amber, run! Discuss The Archers here.

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 23/01/2026 23:50

Thank you, @PseudoBadger, for kicking off this long, long series of Archers threads.

Archers All views on The Archers welcome here! New blood welcomed, and of course we are always delighted to welcome back former or occasional listeners/posters. We don't all agree on all points, although we do mostly try to be civil about it. Most of us are posting tongue in cheek a lot of the time, so don't worry about revealing that you think 19 is an ideal age to have a baby with a convict, or other unusual views. Grin

Archers Spoilers: not on this thread, please! We don't wait for the omnibus to discuss the weeknight episodes, but we do try our best to avoid cross-contamination from https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/radio_addicts/4636789-the-archers-spoilers-thread-7-cant-wait-for-702pm-join-us-here, where spoilers are positively welcomed!

Archers For newer listeners, lurkers or those who just have no idea what we're talking about, @DadDadDad has created this useful thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3557323-For-Archers-fans-a-guide-to-acronyms-on-the-long-running-discussion-threads-and-any-other-meta-thread-questions-you-may-have - BOOP point for him! (See thread for explanation.)

Emma spoke sense to George and Amber tonight. Goodness only knows where this storyline is going. I can't see George being Father of the Year. Oh dear.

Over to you!

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CaptainMyCaptain · 31/01/2026 12:05

TherapistInATabard · 31/01/2026 09:55

CBA to google this, but are graduations in January a thing?

I think they can happen at various times of the year. Sheffield Hallam were doing it when I was out for lunch in Sheffield in mid December. Mine was in May the year after actual graduation.

TherapistInATabard · 31/01/2026 12:06

Just listened to last night’s episode. I hope that George really does make a good job of working at Meadow Farm, and doesn’t now swan about Ambridge being all cocky. Getting cosy with Neil (however unlikely that really would be) is great, he’ll encourage him to keep his head down and just get on and work hard. So…. it’s all bound to go tits up isn’t it?

CaptainMyCaptain · 31/01/2026 12:09

Trivium4all · 31/01/2026 11:17

Ah, I missed that they were sitting on-stage: I guess I just assumed that they were sitting together in a block already in the right order for being lined up and marched across the stage, like at every graduation in every country that I've ever attended, and like your own...usually, the members of the academic procession sit on the stage, and it's the chancellor or vice-chancellor that conveys the degrees! The chancellor is often honorary, hence I presume Princess Anne, above. If I said whom we had, you'd be able to identify the uni I was at at the time...

Princess Anne was the Chancellor. I was at Goldsmiths but the graduation included people from the various colleges in the University of London.

Sidebeforeself · 31/01/2026 12:37

Gonners · 30/01/2026 21:48

Does anyone remember the US Sitcom "Soap"? They seem to be aiming in that general direction, but without the humour.

I was just thinking about Soap the other day! It was so funny but I suspect wont have aged well.Didnt they have someone being abducted by aliens? Wouldn’t surprise me if that storyline doesn’t pop up in TA soon

(please let them take Joy, please let them take Joy)

Ambridge · 31/01/2026 13:30

Sidebeforeself · 31/01/2026 12:37

I was just thinking about Soap the other day! It was so funny but I suspect wont have aged well.Didnt they have someone being abducted by aliens? Wouldn’t surprise me if that storyline doesn’t pop up in TA soon

(please let them take Joy, please let them take Joy)

I’m waiting for someone to acquire a ventriloquist's dummy. I haven’t decided who yet. It needs to be someone apparently nice and good hearted, so the dummy can say all the mean and nasty things they’re really thinking Joy

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 13:46

CaptainMyCaptain · 31/01/2026 12:09

Princess Anne was the Chancellor. I was at Goldsmiths but the graduation included people from the various colleges in the University of London.

Same for me. As I recall, the University of London ran three enormous graduations a year, always in the Albert Hall. They had to be enormous because at that time everybody graduating from the following institutions was getting a U of L degree: UCL, KCL, Imperial, LSE, Birkbeck, SOAS, SSEES, Queen Mary, Royal Holloway, Bedford, Chelsea, Wye, Westfield, a dozen or more medical and dental schools, the Royal Veterinary College, the Institutes of Education, Pharmacy and probably several others, London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, Heythrop College (theological college) and a lot of small postgraduate research institutions. Quite a few of those places no longer exist now in their own right as there was a huge reorganisation not long afterwards and many mergers/takeovers. There were also lots of students there from teacher training colleges whose degrees were validated by the U of L.

I went to the one in May the year after I graduated. Everyone who had earned a BA in one long line, everyone with a BSc, and so on. Within the block of those who had the same degree we were in alphabetical order of surname but not sorted by institution. The programme probably showed the subject studied but I don't think that was announced. I was sitting next to a woman who turned out to be the next door neighbour of one of my Mum's cousins who lived in Liverpool. One of my best coincidences.

I really enjoyed my graduation, but then my parents were absolutely glowing with pride. I was the first person to graduate in the entire extended family. (All the others in my generation also graduated in due course, I just happened to be the eldest.) When I worked as a university administrator years ago, I was drafted in to help with a graduation ceremony for several hundred nurses. It was an absolutely joyous occasion. Most of them were also the first in their families to graduate and there was a lot of cheering and whooping. Nobody sleeping!

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muddyford · 31/01/2026 15:11

Mine was U of L too, May after graduating, in the Albert Hall. It was a wonderful day, now more than 40 years ago.

CaptainMyCaptain · 31/01/2026 15:25

muddyford · 31/01/2026 15:11

Mine was U of L too, May after graduating, in the Albert Hall. It was a wonderful day, now more than 40 years ago.

Maybe you were in the same batch as me. 1986.

I was the first in my family too.

Edit - I've just done the maths, you must have graduated before then 🙄.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 15:36

May 1984 for me.

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muddyford · 31/01/2026 15:57

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 15:36

May 1984 for me.

Same batch as me!

muddyford · 31/01/2026 15:58

And I was the first in my family too.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 16:03

Ooh, I wonder if we walked past each other. If you got a BA and were somewhere around the middle of the thousands in that position we might have been sitting near each other!

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CarlaH · 31/01/2026 16:15

Sidebeforeself · 31/01/2026 12:37

I was just thinking about Soap the other day! It was so funny but I suspect wont have aged well.Didnt they have someone being abducted by aliens? Wouldn’t surprise me if that storyline doesn’t pop up in TA soon

(please let them take Joy, please let them take Joy)

I think that might have been in Dysentry. Well Dynasty if you weren't one of those who didn't care for it.

Sidebeforeself · 31/01/2026 16:25

CarlaH · 31/01/2026 16:15

I think that might have been in Dysentry. Well Dynasty if you weren't one of those who didn't care for it.

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Soap parodied the real soaps though so it could be both!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 31/01/2026 16:40

CarlaH · 31/01/2026 16:15

I think that might have been in Dysentry. Well Dynasty if you weren't one of those who didn't care for it.

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I fairly sure one of my first cousins wrote for Dynasty for a while. He regarded this as being somewhat infra dig, in his own words.

BundleOfChimneys · 31/01/2026 16:47

My daughter had a January online graduation ceremony in 2001 and it was one of the saddest occasions, particularly the posthumous awards for young people.

BundleOfChimneys · 31/01/2026 16:49

Anyway. Mick. Has his build / body shape ever been described? We know that Martin Barrass is a small slight guy but could Mick ever be confused with Harrison per chance? On something like, oh I don’t know, CCTV?

Cantsleepdontsleep · 31/01/2026 18:42

thanks @Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g, literally bouncing that you remembered to include wye on that list! Although our graduation was at the village church….

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 18:49

A girl from my year at school went there to study Horticulture. Her parents owned a thriving garden centre so it was a logical move.

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muddyford · 31/01/2026 19:05

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 31/01/2026 16:03

Ooh, I wonder if we walked past each other. If you got a BA and were somewhere around the middle of the thousands in that position we might have been sitting near each other!

No, BSc. Parents got almost front row seats. Very strange to semi-connect via MN.

JudyCoolibar · 01/02/2026 12:05

Ambridge · 24/01/2026 10:22

Thanks for the thread, Gasp, as we gallop into ever more crazy SW territory.

Amber - upduffed at 19, the first time she DTD? WHAT WAS SHE THINKING???

Esmé - is David her new Daddy now?

It wasn't the first time Amber DTD, was it? I thought she and George were at it like rabbits more or less as soon as he got out of prison?

JudyCoolibar · 01/02/2026 12:10

bloodredfeaturewall · 24/01/2026 13:33

abortion - done with chelsea
dramatic miscarriage - done with kirsty
disability and fear of disability - multiple times

so what's left? ramping up of dv during pregnancy?

Maybe a missed miscarriage. No idea whether they are still dealt with the same way as they did when I had one, but I had to wait a long time for scans so they could be absolutely sure the pregnancy wasn't viable before I finally had a D&C. That could provide lots of opportunities for drama and George going into denial etc etc. George would be totally unsupportive too, so maybe that's a way for them to break up and for Amber to run to Brad.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 01/02/2026 14:42

I would honestly rather she ran for the hills, or anywhere except Brad. He doesn't deserve all the strife and unpleasantness that would follow her: George attacking him, Eddie having a go at him, Clarrie being grieved at him, general ill-feeling.... No, let her simply go back to wherever it was she came from.

AnneWhittle · 01/02/2026 17:57

did anyone else get the creeps at George's final words?
I can't recall exactly what they were but Amber was all 'oh you've goy a job, how wonderful, now we can settle down and be a proper family at last like I always wanted'
and George said something like 'me too, me too'
it gave me real sinister vibes, like 'at last you will be finally in my power'

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 01/02/2026 18:01

[nothing to do with The Archers, just pass on by]

@StylishandBeautiful, thanks for your very kind words on another thread. Not entirely merited because I think I was a bit snippy, but much appreciated anyway.

[normal service may now resume]

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