Roy and Kirsty up a tree, K I S S I N G? Swipe right for The Archers thread and enjoy the Ambridge dating scene.

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That sounded like the kiss of death from Anna!

Yes, I am now very nervous of what might happen now Rob has finally lost again.

I'm hoping he'll run amok or take the Bridge Farm Archers hostage, or something of that order. [cheerful] I'd quite like him to be gone from Ambridge now. If he's in prison for something else, I reckon Helen will change her mind and go to the police to see if he can be charged with rape and/or coercive control. Jess too.

Ooh. What happened?

Contact reduced to once per month. In a contact centre. Supervised.

I think he will snatch Henwee.

Fgs, Susan gets right on my wick lately!

I'm not sure Rob will keep playing along with the contact once it goes to once a month. Especially in a contact centre, he would loath being controlled like that. I think he will play the hard-done-by act and claim he'd rather have no contact than contact under those terms and just keep appealing the decision. Saying that though, I suppose it wouldn't go in his favour if he wasn't being seen to comply and make an effort. Oh I don't know!

I don't think he would snatch the children, not his style. I think he will lash out at someone, just not sure who!

Hopefully one or both of his parents, and accidentally take out Toby while he's at it.

I reckon there could be a Rob going postal with the missing huge firework , causing a massive explosion of the still and Tobes at Hollowtree whilst also taking out Lower Loxely Christmas storyline. Joe will die of shock on the chaise and hopefully Pip and her Ma will get Trampled by cows. Obviously I know nothing of the geography of the village so this might not be feasible but when have they ever let small matters like that get in the way of a good story.

Finally! Ridiculous that they only now want it to move to a contact centre! What would happen IRL is it would be in a contact centre during the assessment period then a longer term plan would be formulated following assssment. Contact centres aren't long term options.

What has happened to Tony's cunning plan?

So, do we get the normal omnibus edition on Xmas day? As Helen helpfully reminded us, it falls on a Sunday.

Gypsy - sadly, I think Jazzer has already loosed off the missing firework hasn't he?

I don't think the SWs will let Rob detonate yet but I wouldn't be too suprised if Ursula 'walks into a door' this evening.

Is ursula still there?

So what day is his once a month?

And was Anna at the court? Those legal fees must be eye watering

Hmm, Interesting that presumably one of Robs last remaining (maybe even the last?) contact sessions in the tea room falls on Christmas Day, have they had this planned out all along..?

Possibly, ColdTea ...

Loving your work GypsyFl0ss!

Gypsy you've got my vote

I thought from what they were saying afterwards that rob wouldn't be seeing jack again till the new arrangement had been set up?

It would be a bit odd to not start the new arrangement immediately

Am convinced there will be a Henwee snatch - Knob will lure H, who has been saying he is missing his daddy and thus will go willingly...

Is there a new thread?

Rob's going to go postal... I'm almost disappointed we didn't hear his reaction last night. But that would've meant we'd have to hear Arseula too, so perhaps it's for the best. :o

Antiboop yes she was, reassuring Helen at the end that she and the children will live a happy ever after life...

The voice of doom then

I can't picture Rob going on the run with Henry somehow. And the alternative ending to a kidnapping storyline is too depressing to contemplate - and too dark for the Archers. I guess he could lose it and do it but be caught almost straightaway.

I, too want to know if anything will come of Tony's cunning plan.

As I am still ARS-ing (Avoiding Rob's Storyline) what actually happened? Were H & R at a hearing?