Out, damned SOC! Out I say! When will Ambridge be free? Discuss The Archers here

[PseudoBadger]

A once-great soap is going down the Beverley drain.

It was quite frustrating that poor Ian got an award but wasn't allowed to speak.

Like Helen would win. These events never give an attempted murderer a prize.

Sorry but the last few episodes with the honourable exception of Kaz's contribution have been drivel. Yes , I know Kaz is a cliché, the lag with the golden heart, but listening to her doesn't make my teeth ache.

Pip is , well what can one say? I neither know nor care which of the Fairbrethen she "went up Laikey Hill with" (and to be fair I'm really hoping that catches on as an MN catch phrase).

It was quite frustrating that poor Ian got an award but wasn't allowed to speak

I anticipate an episode where no one speaks except Pip and random Fairbrethen

I do like Ian. I still fondly remember the cake dropping tragedy averted.

Pondering The Archers: December 2011
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Read about Helen winning and for a joyous half-second thought that she'd won the court case and the whole grisly story was over.

Shall have to sob and swig on.

Why would we feel sorry for Miranda? According to Justin she doesn't give a shit about him or the marriage (prefers her horses) apart , I suppose, for the status conferred on her by him. That might sound misogynistic but there are women like that. At last Helen is ringing people and sounding more like herself BOOP for that.

according to Justin

But what would MN say about that?!!

MN would say all men who cheat on their wives say the same thing, that she is mad/bad/sad. I can't imagine they ever say my wife is the most wonderful amazing woman I've ever met.
I wish Helen would remember these are the kind of things she said about Jess.

Vintage Eddie -

This is so lovely!

Gruach That was great thank you I LOVED the change in accent from Eddie to Trevor Harrison?? the actor!! Soo funny. Was that today's J'lene I wonder?

The character of Miranda does seem to bear out Justin's opinions. redshoes

I loved that change too - brilliant as he's presumably had lots of non-Archers work since he took the role.

Just catching up. I see Rex as a Tipuric or Faletau type but Tobes as more of a Guscott

Just listening to TobesnPip in the film, now I need ear bleach. Bleurgh. Definitely a Lakey Hill baby in the making there.

Oh dear, I've gone off him already ...

I see Rex as a Tipuric or Faletau type but Tobes as more of a Guscott

Please can you translate this into English?

Guscott was exceedingly pretty. Even I remember him.

Who what where gruach?

I don't think I could have sex with a man who had had sex with my sister. Do you think Rex will be turned off pip now?

Bulldozer?
No....

Bullfinch?
No...
I give up.

My lovely rusty bolt! May I take it to bed with me?

So, Grandpa Brute is about to arrive.

Didn't he once mention not being to keen on Knob "raising Hellin's brat" or words to that effect?

Henwee might be spending more time with Panettone during his visit.

too keen

B for ... all the blood that came out of you Daddy! When that naughty knife jumped out of my hand! It made a lot of mess ...

Cricketers - but I'm not familiar with any of the other names.

I heard tonight's episode and I thought Henwee was thinking Bloood too! Especially since he wants all the knives locked up and not his mummy. Helen is on remand. How long is it since she's been banged up? Oddly nobody seems to have noticed or cared.

Why was Toby so preoccupied and out of breath when Pip turned up? Was he mid-wank?

The most likely answer

Pip and whoever- bleurgh.

Is Henwee actually Benjamin Button? He sounds about 3.