Out, damned SOC! Out I say! When will Ambridge be free? Discuss The Archers here

[PseudoBadger]

A once-great soap is going down the Beverley drain.

Oh Shula

I can just hear Jill now

I wish Pat would fire Susan. Duplicitous piece of self-serving crap that she is.

Is that pip? What the hell has happened to her voice/acting/attitude to animals?

Pip. Sounds. Different.

Also, her DM asked her if she felt better ...

Hah! Discovery coming?

Pip's Other Projects

Early thread title bid ...

I thought it was alice at first

So how come Pip can't stop going on and on and on about David's faux pas but seems to regard a much more serious cock-up by Toby as just one of those things?

Because she's a bitch

Is that a new Pip???

I thought Ruth and David were going to see Pip and Toby enjoying some al-fresco delight!

Is that a new Pip???

Though her and Toby were going to be caught bonking outside by her parents!

Jill knows about Pip and Toby.

Not a new Pip, she just had a bad throat. They always throw in a line like 'Are you feeling better?' or 'Please excuse my hayfever' if the actor has a bad throat, but there are always loads of posts asking about a change of actor.

I've got a very bad feeling about this Tenby trip.

I agree about Tenby, especially now they've said it's all that's keeping them going, having that to look forward to.

Funny how Pat'n'Tone aren't happy about seeing Henry every single Sunday without fail. That's a lot more than they were seeing him before, when Helen was under virtual house arrest. They didn't notice then that they weren't seeing Helen, either.
Another case of Ambridge Memory Loss Syndrome.

Tenby's not going to happen.

Oh god yeah. Tenby is so doomed !!

Oh god yeah. Tenby is so doomed !!

OK I'm in
Tenby's so doomed ! ! !
and Pipsqueak is still a bitch

It sounded like there has been a bit of RL tonsil hockey going on, what with Terrible Toby's bad cold AND Peep's

I also though they were going to be caught en flagrante !

Thought !

Might Henwee miss the Tenby trip due to a cricket ball injury - thus combining two strands that seem to be being repeated ad infinitum at the moment?

Or ... I can see Rob paying for Emma to take her children and Henry on a seaside trip - just to scupper the excitement of Tenby.

Who knows? September is hurtling towards us. I don't want a (ghastly, soap) trial - I still want Rob humiliated and deaded in quick succession.

I'm not sure a court scene will work very well on radio. No shocked face of the jury, scowl of the judge etc etc

I was wincing while listening to Dave and Ruth up Lakey Hill, just waiting for a "ooh, look at those two...arf...omg, it's Pip! And Toby! My eyes, my eyes!"