Orange Is The New Black in Ambridge. Just ask Helen. But will anyone in The Archers ever ask her WHY?

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I reckon this thread will see us through the Euros, both footy and referendum. Await the clunky topical inserts here.

That's the sound of tru luv topaz

Finding Kate, Lillian and Phoebe a bit too Ab Fab. Loved Ab Fab, but was very much of its time. Feels rather passé and unconvincing. Kate is supposed to be a holier than thou vegan. Couldn't they find a more original way of annoying Phoebe - not feeding her properly when she needs brain food for her exams for instance?
BOOP for Alice though.

Ha ha, AntiBoop.

Was jsut thinking we hadn't seen BYOS on here for a while - decided she must be at work or listening to back episodes of TA. And then i read she is here after all. All is right again!

Ok BOOP for Alice but will I be able to distinguish her voice from Phoebe or that one-episode wonder Sasha (have I got that right ? DocLoc's daughter?) ??

I was thinking - vaguely, on this one occasion - Alice sounds similar to Debbie. I imagine it's not likely Tamsin G will be back often. And it seems a bit odd to have 'screen sibs' with similar voices - esp on TA!!

I missed Sasha I think? A one hit wonder?

More pat and Tony blathering. Bleurgh.

Has Alice always been so posh?

maybe an overnight stay will provide an opportunity to find out what's going on at BHC

Has Phoebe forgotten she's made up with her dad and has her room there?

And now knob knows they are going to meet jack I'm sure my kidnap sl will come into play

Pip and Toby are so painful

Why on earth has Tony just told Rob what they are doing on Sunday? His stupidity astounds me.

FFS TONY!!!

Well, we all know who will be turning up to see Gideon on Sunday after that.

It's my birthday today and my daughters (16 and 13) just gave me this

This

Yes I think she has always been quite posh.

Pip doesn't sound massively keen on Alice does she?
Hahahaha at Terrible Toby saying Pip has a wonderful voice. Is that a dig at us?

Aww, BOOP, how lovely!

Happy birthday BooP

Good work Boop's daughters!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOP !

Tony was starting to sound reasonably sensible for a minute, but telling Knob about the visit....I despair.

Tony is an idiot. However, I can't see how Rob can get to see Jack. Didn't he sound off the other day about how he couldn't see Gideon because Helen wouldn't let him? She controls the visiting list, after all.

Oh, and many happy returns to BOOP!

Bit of bunting won't go amiss:

I've replied on the other thread Gasp.

Yes, thanks, Stickerrocks. All I can say on this non-spoilery thread is that I very much hope you're wrong.

Happy Birthday BOOP!

No I don't think Knob will get to see the baby but it will give him another thing to rant and rave about. Next thing we know Tony will be persuading Helen to let him see his son

This is probably the first time in history I've had anything positive to say about Pip, but I did rather enjoy her telling Toby what a dickhead he is.