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PseudoBadger · 27/04/2016 18:44

New thread for tonight's episode.

Do you like the decor then? My 'personal' assistant did it.

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LillianGish · 03/05/2016 22:54

Just listened again with DH (an occasional listener) who is now ranting and raving about how utterly unbelievable, melodramatic and predictable the plot is. It has gone from being the most realistically and subtly written plotline to rivalling the one with HP throwing in the towel at Trowell (after singing a well known Cockney ditty in her comedy Northerner voice).

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 03/05/2016 23:30

I have had such a busy week that I am hugely behind - keep hearing first 3/5 mins and then falling asleep. Tried for the film on Sunday and missed that too - will listen again but place marking and will be back with annoying questions when have listened.
You lot are the only ones who understand.

BoreOfWhabylon · 03/05/2016 23:50

Anna: I call the chief witness for the Defence - Thomas Wabbit

Come in to The Archers thread - we've redecorated! Take a seat in that distinctive yellow chair and discuss events in Ambridge.
Trojanhorsebox · 04/05/2016 00:25

can they do a prisoner exchange - Pat for Helen, crimes against common sense by Pat - all lawyered up but trots off to talk to the police without telling the solicitor.......

crumpet · 04/05/2016 01:08

Pat and Tony may sometimes have been irritating but they were never morons as far as I can remember in the 20+ years I've been listening (aside from having it in the background at childhood teatimes). I think I date my adult listening to when Ruth and David were naming Pip.

TA is so disappointing at the moment - Like many others I've largely stopped listening (although very much enjoyed Lilian making coffee todaySmile)

LassWiTheDelicateAir · 04/05/2016 01:28

I see we have another pantomime villain in Miranda. That was a dreadful episode.

LassWiTheDelicateAir · 04/05/2016 01:35

But the police haven't told Pat she is a prosecution witness have they?

I'm not a criminal lawyer but I don't think it moves that quickly. Both sides will be preparing their case at this stage. I have a vague recollection that the prosecution (at least in Scotland) is supposed to supply a list of its witnesses and witness statements to the defence. Also witnesses have to be formally cited ?

Gruach · 04/05/2016 07:24

Lilian is a star. So, are we to understand that Justin has not told Miranda that Lilian owns the Dower House? If so, I can't wait to see Miranda's swift change of mask when she finds out.

It seems to be a thing now to introduce new grown up characters as pantomime villains - and then humanise them if they stay. (The Titcheners are the opposite obvs.) We definitely don't need another Hazel so one would hope they have a more original plan for Miranda.

GrumpyOldBag · 04/05/2016 07:40

Please could someone explain Justin - Lilian - Miranda to me as a latecomer.

Agree scriptwriting clunky, OTT & relentlessly miserable - just like an episode of Eastenders.

GeorgeTheThird · 04/05/2016 07:41

Augusta - yes, I think he had a thing (at least) for "the last one".

EBearhug · 04/05/2016 07:48

Julian is a business man who came to Ambridge to do bad things (run Damara, which owns the mega dairy, drive a new road through all the farms and villages.) As part of his rehabilitation into an okay character, he hired Lilian as his social secretary, as she knows all the right people in Borsetshire. He has always been married to Miranda as long as we've known him, but she preferred London. Lilian has always had an eye for the men and has had time to mourn Matt's departure, so Miranda writing her off as past it may not be quite accurate.

DadDadDad · 04/05/2016 07:56

EBear - good summary, apart from the minor detail that he's not called Julian. Grin

GeorgeTheThird · 04/05/2016 07:59

Julian is the ship - like Brangelina!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/05/2016 08:11

I can now add a detail I mentioned on the spoiler thread when I first noticed that Miranda was on her way. She's played by Lucy Fleming (daughter of Celia Johnson, niece of Ian Fleming) who just happens to be married to Simon Williams, aka Justin. More nepotism!

shinynewusername · 04/05/2016 08:23

I immediately warmed to Miranda. She is such a nuanced, realistically-drawn character. I do think you lot criticise SOC unfairly.

Alleycat1 · 04/05/2016 08:30

Just as a matter of interest what happened to 'old Pip'? Did she leave or was she pushed? I know Tom was replaced by real- life Moany's son (a real shame) and lovely Clarrie wanted to leave - but Pip? At least her voice was distinctive and the character didn't seem as driven.

redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2016 08:40

And Miranda hates the countryside according to Justin - but now she's going on about her horse Confused
as for Pat Angry Pip [bitch]

GrumpyOldBag · 04/05/2016 09:05

Thanks EBear. Ah yes, I remember the mega dairy & road controversy. So is Justin living in Lilian's house as her lodger or something?

"social secretary" explains why Miranda treated her so appallingly yesterday.

I know someone just like Lilian!

BertrandRussell · 04/05/2016 09:50

Did I dream the fairy grotto incident?

Gruach · 04/05/2016 10:05

The odd thing is - Justin and Miranda didn't sound much as if they'd ever met before. I had thought that might be the saving grace of the nepotism!

LassWiTheDelicateAir · 04/05/2016 10:21

Goodness knows re fairy grotto. It has never been mentioned again

AugustaFinkNottle · 04/05/2016 10:37

We moan about Patbot's utter stupidity, but, thinking about it, Tony was just as dim. He at least did think about checking with the solicitors first, but did absolutely nothing about it. Given that it's the safety of his daughter and grandson at stake, you'd think he'd have had the sense to make the call himself when Pat didn't.

Toomuchtea · 04/05/2016 10:47

As for Miranda hating the countryside but having a horse, I have known people who employed other people to do all that mucky looking after the horse stuff for them, and who only ever rode the horse in a nice clean arena. Poor horse might occasionally have been allowed out for a hack with the staff, but not with its owner. So I can absolutely see that.

I see Miranda as a Dressage Queen. Horse is probably never allowed out of its stable lest it wound its priceless Dutch Warmblood self. Miranda has the sort of boots that cost thousands, and looks down on anyone who doesn't. She has regular dressage lessons with someone very well known, and is the sort of rider who uses a crank noseband, and uses it hard. She probably idolises Anky, and thinks that the halt-that-wasn't-a-halt incident was terribly amusing.

I've just read that back and realised it makes no sense if you are not horsy - dressage judging is a very subjective thing, and there was a lot of controversy a few years ago over the fact that some judging judged people's 'backstory' as well - i.e. if you were very well known and successful, you were likely to do better. The worst incident I can think of is Anky van Grunsven, a massively successful, Olympic medal winning dressage rider whose halt was awarded a very high mark (possibly 10 - can't remember) in a ride when the horse, basically, didn't halt at all.

Boy, have I wandered off topic.

BOOP for Miranda, Lillian and the coffee because I enjoyed that. I am not going to go anywhere near the other story element.

GrumpyOldBag · 04/05/2016 11:28

What happened about the chicken shed which was set fire to. Police said it was arson, has there been any attempt to find the arsonist?

mummytime · 04/05/2016 11:40

Harrison is looking into the arson along with the other Arsons, the animal thefts, bunting theft etc. Etc.
Ambridge is full of unsolved crime, and it seems to just forgotten about... Which is much worse than most police forces I know.

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