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Things To Do in Ambridge When Rob's Dead. Can The Archers get Home Deliverance for Helen?

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PseudoBadger · 05/03/2016 12:52

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Ttpfk · 06/03/2016 19:08

Ffs Jill, not every single mother needs rescuing by a good man.

redshoeblueshoe · 06/03/2016 19:10

Bitch

Boomingmarvellous · 06/03/2016 19:10

I said boarding school!

JessTitchener · 06/03/2016 19:10

Ooh there must be some psychics on this thread. Off you go Henwee....

spiker · 06/03/2016 19:11

He's FIVE

Imbroglio · 06/03/2016 19:11

Oh Ursula ........

Gruach · 06/03/2016 19:11

He's too bloody young!

You can't go at 5 or 6!

Bloody hell. If they do that I WILL stop listening. Utterly effing ridiculous!

Bea · 06/03/2016 19:11

Shock omg! Prep school!!!

Stickerrocks · 06/03/2016 19:11

& so it came to pass that a 5 year old was sent away to boarding school paid for by a grandmother who has known him for a few days. I'm sure there are lots of spaces available. Nice bitching about Pat & Tony.

Imbroglio · 06/03/2016 19:12

We have a grandchild...

spiker · 06/03/2016 19:12

Afaik there's not a boarding school in the country that would take him. Or at least - I don't want to think there is.

JessTitchener · 06/03/2016 19:13

Are there even boarding schools that take children so young?

Boomingmarvellous · 06/03/2016 19:13

Jill's generation thought women couldn't do without a man. And they way Hellin jumped on rob dared not put knob there! she thought the same.

Bea · 06/03/2016 19:13

Omg! It's all sooooo insidious! Pat and Tony wouldn't let it happen!!!
I think this is going to be the final nail for hellin... And this is what makes her break!!... I hope! Can't take this storyline any longer!!!

MrsCampbellBlack · 06/03/2016 19:13

I thought year 3 so 7 was the youngest.

Stickerrocks · 06/03/2016 19:14

Jess Do you only reappear here when they mention you in TA, like a genie in a lamp? So you were more conventional!

Gruach · 06/03/2016 19:14

But where is this baby boarding school? In England? Seriously, the SW must have done a hell of a lot more research than I have over half a century if they know a reputable English boarding school that takes 5 year olds.

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Boomingmarvellous · 06/03/2016 19:15

Arusha is the original two faced bitch. Janus has nothing on her.

JessTitchener · 06/03/2016 19:15

I needed to place mark on the new thread. But yes, I am called to the thread when I am mentioned.

Boomingmarvellous · 06/03/2016 19:16

Maybe it's hogworts?

Stickerrocks · 06/03/2016 19:17

Surely Helen would have taken the opportunity to call her Mum for Mother's Day? After all, she had suggested having lunch with them until Rob said the Bull could only take the 4 of them. I hope he had to pay for Helen's lunch.

Stickerrocks · 06/03/2016 19:18

Jess Can you put in a proper appearance very, very soon. You've been a silent character for too long recently & we'd love you to come back. It sounds as though you & Ursula got on very well together.

GypsyFl0ss · 06/03/2016 19:19

"Show mummy what fun you're having without her" what an utter bastard he is.

Fink · 06/03/2016 19:20

David: 'Oh, that's odd ... only Henry is showing up in the photo. And look, Rob, you and your Mum don't appear to have any shadows! Must be a trick of the light ...'

recyclingbag · 06/03/2016 19:21

Didn't Rob tell Helen originally that Tom was taking Pat & Tony to The Bull?