The Archers. No need to share the thread with anyone else darling, we can have a lovely time just us together. It must be Henry's bedtime.

[PseudoBadger]

New thread for the Omnibus.

Adam's just being his usual dithery, indecisive self. Surely that won't be the last we'll hear from Charlie?

Is the black pudding story that Knob won't allow H to take part? Think of the potential harm to the baby, darling? OR will it be how will Helen avoid eating anything?

Hello! thanks for the new thread

Just checking in for later. Like the thread title, Pseudo, very apt

Bertrand I think it's a committee run shop, so all of Bridge Farm managers, communal projects tend to be problematic don't they?

I laugh at the way he always invokes Helen's name when he's giving an opinion as though she's been consulted.

I wonder if it's pay day today.

Dashes over from old thread, waves to all on new thread. Dashes out again to work.... do you think I could sub-contract to Helen? She's not doing much atm.

Before I go (not that I am avoiding work, oh no) what do we all think about Charlie? Is he Gone for Good? If he comes back, how?

I like Charlie. Don't much like what he and Adam got up to, but I like Charlie.

Smallegs, absolutely loved your Rob meets the thread post. Brilliant.

Right, I am going now.

I like Charlie. Don't much like what he and Adam got up to, but I like Charlie.

Yes. But after the Last Ever World Tour Launch Party and the Last Ever Gig and the Secret Even More Last Blink And You Miss It Unplanned Appearance + protestations of undying adoration from fans - I'm a bit Charlied out!

I must say, Eleanor Bron is doing some good stuff now she's left Ambridge. Haven't seen the play but she's just moved me to tears on R4 (With Great Pleasure). I wonder if she'll ever return.

Yes the END of Charlie was a little drawn out

Gruach ref. With Great Pleasure, I agree, I hope EB hasn't left Amb, for long I love her voice

Surely Tom would moan to Fallon about Knob & Fallon would mention that Kirsty thinks he's a knob too. Please can someone start to have a normal conversation involving a bit of cattiness.

Just caught up with the omnibus. I am a bit confused by why Toby had to borrow £500 to go to Brighton, all of a sudden. Apparently the money "did the job."

I'm thinking either drugs, or a hitman?!

Nobody knows Austin!

Not even the SWs I suspect.

I hope it's not another potential storyline that gets swept under the carpet. I'm still gutted about Matt. I need closure sigh

I hope carol never returns. Maybe she will be run over by q tram

Eleanor bron can get better jobs!

Given the archivist has bitten the dust (or perhaps was seen off by Samantha and Sven?!) I'm assuming Toby isn't wrapped up in the same dodgy south coast loan shark business that Alice nearly got embroiled in in Amex many moons ago?

So.....what DID happen to the archivist???

Ooh, interesting theory, Rock.

Tossed aside so the past could be reinvented.

Retired and not replaced?

Anyway, with the Archers conference coming up they should know that the listeners eyes and ears are upon them. One of the speakers will be talking about medical ethics in Ambridge, specifically Doc Locke's question to Rob. Which, we have now been told, (forgot to thank whoever revealed this in the last thread) was a scripting error.

I bet Steven Moffat has an Archivist ...

As Helen can no longer leave the house, do we know who's making the cheese at Bridge Farm?

Bleurgh. I can't stand pip. Really wish we weren't stuck with her for life.

And Matthew sounds really young -I read the actor is 30 but he sounds the same age as josh. And he sounds like he's reading lines into a microphone rather than talking to someone

Hopefully Helen will be making her feelings known on Friday, because it must be payday at the end of the week, even if she's too wan & pathetic to make cheese anymore.

Matthew, Josh and Rex all sound exactly the same.

They wasted burns night on a pip/brethren sl. Yawn.

Yes - I couldn't figure out why Matthew stayed with Toby while Rex went off with pip!!

Matthew is the actual worst at acting

That was weird.
A haggis dinner is very simple - why was Jolene stressing so much.
And why is Dan getting coaching from Toby instead of Rex - the ex pro?
The whole fairbro/pip/matthew thing was mega-weird.