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He's behind you! Rob's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy! Watch The Archers pantomime here.

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PseudoBadger · 28/11/2015 12:04

Oh no he isn't! Oh yes he is!

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Gruach · 30/11/2015 22:36

(On second thoughts I might not put cornflower into any future custard. Knew it didn't look quite right!)

Pantah630 · 30/11/2015 22:37

Thanks guys, he had a lovely voice that I mimic every Sunday being a Dorset lass and your memories are better than mine.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/11/2015 22:38

Lots of edible flowers on Masterchef! Wink

MrsJoyless · 30/11/2015 23:09

It's taken so long to read the thread that I am late to delurk. Like CheesyWeez I have been listening since Susan became pregnant, when the listeners worked it out before Susan did. Soon after (unrelatedly) I requested and got a signed photo from Graham Seed Wink.

I can hardly believe what has happened to TA recently and keep thinking I will wake from a dream and it will have gone back to normal. In fairness, my Granny warned me from the outset that it wasn't a realistic portrayal of country folk.

EBearhug · 30/11/2015 23:38

I'm with those who think only proper custard is edible, and that doesn't mean Birds. Stir caster sugar into egg yolks on a low heat, and as it starts thickening, add warmed cream and keep stirring. If it gets too thick, a bit of milk will thin it down. You shouldn't need any cornflour if you're doing it properly.

I used to spot the skipped bits in the omnibus. Tom Forest's bits used to annoy me, but I missed them when they stopped.

DadDadDad · 30/11/2015 23:39

Well, if lurkers are going to start quoting accurate facts from Wikipedia, and contradict the custard bore hole explanation of a regular, then they can go right back to lurking! Angry

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iPaid · 30/11/2015 23:59

Delurking to place mark!

FinestGrundyTurkey · 01/12/2015 00:07

Does anybody else remember Martha Woodford doing the pre-Omnibus chat after Uncle Tom Forrest?

(I liked hers even less than his but I remember them Grin)

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 01/12/2015 00:16

I might move to Wolverhampton. Grin

Did anyone notice that when David ewas talking to Jill about making cakes for Fallon, his words could easily have come out of Nob's mouth had they been said in a slightly more manipulative tone?

dairyfarmerswife · 01/12/2015 07:42

So Matthew can start tomorrow? Well that's convenient, and slightly off putting. He either hasn't got, or hasn't managed to keep another job in the meantime. He sounds like exactly the kind of employed I would be looking for. not that it matters, I don't think we are going to meet Matthew anyway after that very obvious conversation between David and Eddie last night

By the way, at the risk of straying into DDD territory, I would have thought David should be insured for that broken arm, which should cover some of the cost of a replacement.

LillianGish · 01/12/2015 07:45

Matthew is SOC's dream employee - can start immediately, communicate through the medium of mime and stop as soon as Eddie is ready to take over and move into the cottage.

DadDadDad · 01/12/2015 08:09

BitOutOfPractice - if you were wondering where you earlier post about Joe's living arrangements has gone, I've just spotted it on that parking thread! ConfusedGrin

BitOutOfPractice · 01/12/2015 08:09

Surely will and Nick have a spare bed for when George comes to stay?

BitOutOfPractice · 01/12/2015 08:11

Oh no! Really?! It was the middle of the night!! Blush

JessieMcJessie · 01/12/2015 08:26

Shouldn't David also be expecting a visit from the HSE, like Tony and Pat had after Tony's accident?

NotQuitePerfect · 01/12/2015 08:32

Delurking - have maybe posted once or twice but can never think of anything clever enough to say, unlike regular posters who absolutely enhance the listening experience!

Have listened about 35 years. Outraged at personality transplants, plot lines that go nowhere, the casting of clone-like male toffs......all the usual stuff.

Peep is beyond annoying, Ruth a self-obsessed bore and David a mummy's boy with, as I think a pp said, all the emotional intelligence of an ironing board. I like Lynda, Brian, Jenny (normal Jenny, not that alien who inherited her brain last week), Kenton makes me laugh.

What infuriates me is the way that the Grundys are comical working class knock-about characters. They work hard, live by the rules (mainly!), have inherited neither businesses nor land, do their best by each other yet are treated like figures of fun by the middle-class, entitled, land owning farming families who have had everything handed to them on a plate. Jill's almost total disinterest in their plight (homeless at Christmas) even though she was recently devastated at having to move from one of her children's huge farm houses to another's stately home, illustrates this very well.

I do hope somebody (David? Caroline? Brian?) will offer them a place soon. Even though it will mean years of pathetically grateful cap-doffing from Eddie & Clarrie Sad

Gruach · 01/12/2015 09:07

D'you think they're figures of fun? I'd say, that that trope has been, largely, expunged from the story. Now, when I think of the Grundys I think of suffering and anxiety, with the occasional bright moment of delight between Ed and Emma. Which is why Joe in a tiger skin immediately strikes a wrong note.

I suspect Jill's apparent lack of active interest is more exposition than attitude. They just put the latest bit of Grundy woe into her mouth as she's there.

But the writers are obviously pussyfooting around something, which makes the writing awkward. Because really, if it were to be short term any number of people could offer them beds. The Dower House must be terrifyingly empty. But they've had Eddie declaring they only want a long term solution. Except that yesterday he was saying the flat was just to tide them over ...

(Bit worried about all the people waiting for something spectacular to say though.Confused Obviously I don't see it like that, at all.Grin )

RoyTucker · 01/12/2015 09:10

This may have been mentioned before, but didn't Jill give up driving a while back after a near miss or two? Conveniently forgotten when she was shipped off to LL I guess.

Gruach · 01/12/2015 09:11

Tired phone, spewing out commas ...

PseudoBadger · 01/12/2015 09:12

David will need to report the accident under RIDDOR, I would guess (in real life) they would look at it and decide not to investigate, more than as a desk top exercise.

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Gruach · 01/12/2015 09:14

Wasn't that because she was t safe until her cataract operation? Which she's now had I think. Fairly certain we had a conversation here about RL eye squeamishness and operation aftercare.)

FourShour · 01/12/2015 09:18

De-Lurking here, think I may have posted once or twice but to answer DDD about new listeners who are enjoying it now, I am :)

I have been listening since last christmas

I still get mixed up with some charactors but my impression of Helen, is that she is a lovely woman being treated terrribly by an abusive man, I was very surprised to read on here the dislike for her, Pat seems like an old fashioned wifey, so Im also surprised she is usually quite the feminist

Love the Grundys, Charlie, Fallon, Adam, Ian and Phoebe, cant stand Kenton or Ruth, quite like David but not Pip, Jill is annoying

I get completely mixed with Lillian and Jennifer, so usually have no idea what is going on with them

I listen every night and the omnibus Blush and check the thread every morning

Im over-infested

Gruach · 01/12/2015 09:27

Would this be any help FourShour ?

R4 · 01/12/2015 09:50

Pat seems like an old fashioned wifey

WHAAAAAAAT!!!????
Pat is supposed to be the original trail-blazing, dungaree-wearing, lentil-weaving, Guardian-reading, eco-warrior feminist.

Gruach · 01/12/2015 09:57

But Four only met her last Christmas R4!Grin