Rejoice, for the Dopeys are staying in Ambridge to feast on Oedipal flapjacks. Or at least David is. Discuss The Archers here.

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Will Peggy make it to the end of this thread?

Goodness sake! Why are they making Fallon out to be so stupid?

Byos!!
Lat you can do David is tell Eddie he still has a job

Blimey this is apocalyptic.

I don't like this much dramatic tension on a Monday night.
Should be on a Thursday only, or not at all.

I am getting very worried - we are due to be going for a family get together/meal in a fortnight in the area of the country where The Archers is set. I am concerned that we will be washed away or fall down a sink hole and experience a very separate climate. If you don't hear from me in two weeks.....

Least rather

Henry's missing....

Sw are really overdoing it with the potential disasters

tis a judgment to be sure

Oh good God what's about to happen?? I'm hyperventilating on a train!!

(Long time lurker on this thread, no time to post!)

Oooohhhhhhhhhhh.

Welcome middlings
Here, step up onto this wobbly upcycled piece of tat so you dont get floodwater in your shoes. ..

Oh god, I can't cope!!!!

I have a horrible feeling that tonight is going to last over the rest of the weeks episodes. I think that might push me into not listening. I liked my 15 mins a day rather than 1.5 hrs spread over 6 nights

Enough with the darling, darling, darling.

Will this be enough for Ruth to feel bad.

But Harrison that is hardly fair. Have they even moved the dairy herd yet?

And nice to hear Pip actually sounding her age for once.

We need you!
Because you're an Archer!

Well at least a three day event ...

Overtones of Emmerdale.

Are there any characters who aren't in jeopardy?

I feel the thread's discussion of old tutt to be rather appropriate with that episode in the background.

Rob was right shirker , trying to run away from helping.

Ambridge weather forecast video clip!

I can usually see The Archers in my minds eye but I can't seem to do it lately. It's like I need to concentrate as there's so much going on.

This is ridiculous! I haven't felt so stressed since the last episode of season two of the West Wing, which funnily enough, also involved a lot of rain!!

Helen and Henry can't die!! Have Ben and Ruth gone in a fiery ball on the way to the North?? Will Jill drown?! Is Pip going to get electrocuted?? And how many feckin' plot lines can the SW get into 15 minutes!

I need a lie down.

And YY to the representation of Fallon as an idiot. She isn't. That's annoying.

Thank you CuttedUp. I envision poor performance at work and neglected children now that I've outed myself on this thread.

Timeline of flooding!

Ambridge needs you David!

FFS.

I think I heard Harrison or Eddie say to David 'Are you still flood warden?' In that case, shouldn't he have had very early warning of all of this from the Environment Agency? I foresee questions being asked in Parliament about the EA's poor performance in Borsetshire...