Rejoice, for the Dopeys are staying in Ambridge to feast on Oedipal flapjacks. Or at least David is. Discuss The Archers here.

[PseudoBadger]

Will Peggy make it to the end of this thread?

Brilliant, turps. :)

If Sock gives us another damp squid: Prawn of the Dead.

I just don't get the Tom/ Pip thing. I only heard Pip's relief at help coming having had to manage everything on her own.

I want NewTom to marry Kirsty!

If the flood warden had done his job;
Warn of the Dead

Oh Pseudo please call the next thread "Prawn of the Dead"!

It's so stupendously quiche.

I thought shorn of the dead won it.

If we have the WI baking we could have (ginger) Scone of the dead.

Did we really need that conversation between David and Ruth. Way too much gushiness and falseness.

Far too much talk of Freda. I think we all know what that means.

Isn't pip a peach. Could you imagine having to live with her? Can't thu send her back to agricultural college? And why is pip making such a big deal of 'its not just a business' malarkey. Talk about a turn around.

Pneumonia?

I just can't feel for Middle Aged pip having a tiredness breakdown.

I like all the 'of the Dead' puns but I do think Soaked Ambridge To The Core should be prominent in there.

Good for Ben, sorting out Freda's recipe book.

David and Pip. Subtle

So has Pip got PTSD?

Freda's written off car: SORN of the dead.

Loving SORN of the dead.

FFS it's all ridiculous:

SCORN of the Dead

Killing off Freda won't save much on the actors budget.

SORN of the dead

Oh, and how could I forget?

If the flood had got Pip (or Kate): spawn of the dead

Everyone's favourite blanket-provider:
Carol Tregorn of the Dead

Adam can't decide between Jan and Charlie:

TORN of the Dead

If the flood got the pigs: brawn of the dead.

Jazzer gazing at Fallon. Lovelorn of the dead.

ABBA at the karaoke night: Bjorn of the Dead

Jill finally dies of nervous exhaustion over family strife and excessive flapjack production at an advanced age - Careworn of the Dead

Ambridge residents get skin condition from contaminated water-
Sporn of the Dead.

New vegetarian menu at The Bull after Freda's inevitable demise:
Quorn of the Dead.

Sabrinas clothes collection- worn of the dead.