Rejoice, for the Dopeys are staying in Ambridge to feast on Oedipal flapjacks. Or at least David is. Discuss The Archers here.

[PseudoBadger]

Will Peggy make it to the end of this thread?

Oh, more flood. Switched to Radio 3. See you all next week.

god this is annoying

I couldn't give a toss about Scruff.

No, Olivia, no pics of characters on my map. Be brave now. Where is your Dunkirk spirit?

I too have been predicting a heroic death for PC Plot. I'm not sure I could bear Fallon in mourning though so she might have to die with him.

I'm really liking the Ambocalyse though.

Oh I can't bear it. Too many people affected. Too much drama.

Are we going to get months of people trying to deal with insurance companies or will the health fairy summon her friend the flood repair fairy

Rob hissy fit!

Oh do shut up Rob. You utter cock.

rob = NOB

I do hope Rob is swept away ...

He doesn't want to get sandbags. He just wants to run away.

*KNOB

I have a map somewhere, ca. 1994 also I think. Not sure where it's got to, down a sinkhole perhaps.
And a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle unopened and gathering dust.

Oh I really hope Rob gets swept away. I'll give him a little push to help him on his way.

Don't get in a car!

I'm gonna be sick if Knob turns into a Hero.

FFS auntie cardboard.

Rob showing his true colours.

Please can I have a synopsis of events after this?

Yay!

Yes! Rob down!

Alan ...

Oh dear, Auntie Cardboard...

this is ridiculous, no?

What IS GOING on!

Do floods affect phone signals?

Drama of Freda running off and gettibg trapped in the car/scruff missing/rob hitting his head

Really? Really? It's just all too much. In joining you on radio 3 nauticant

Agree. Too much drama.
Would much have preferred if it had been an 'aftermath' episode.