Oh. Hello. I didn't know we'd invited another The Archers thread round darling. How nice to see you. Discuss Ambridge here.

[PseudoBadger]

As tribute to the best SL at the moment...

Swinecraft :o

Or Jetpack Roy-ride - the game where Hayley puts a rocket up Roy!

Hope there's no backstory - she has such an unattractive voice.

Oh, I don't want her to be interesting! But I would like her to be credible.

Just caught up with last night's offering. I thought it was chilling the way Rob switched so easily and quickly from snarling at Jess to playing daddy with Henry.

I wonder what he's saying to Henry when they are alone

Mmmm. I was suspicious a while back when Henry was having night terrors and then got into trouble for hitting children at nursery.

I worry when Rob goes on and on about his "favourite little man". Not the sort of thing to say if you are planning DC2.

This won't happen because they won't put the word in a child actor's mouth, but it'd be fun if Henry had overheard the tail end of Rob's phone call and piped up later 'Mummy, what does bathdard mean, wob thaid it'

So Matt's disappearance was planned. Revenge for Paul?

And JD and her tablet, on MN?

Brookfield dairy - yawn

Surely someone would have known about it - one of dans children or their spouse or his grandkids. Sounding very contrived.

Adam and Charlie - yawn. And yawn again. Can we move onto something else already?

Poor lil

Could that conversation between Adam and Charlie have been any more awkward and stilted? Not really in character for CT I didn't think.

It's all rather convenient this Brookfield Dairy stuff popping up isn't it.

'If things were different'... Adam didn't shut the door in Charlie's face convincingly enough, did he?

BOOP for JD who knows how to manage her Brine. Although on the surface she may appear something like the sort of wife Rob wants (lots of home cooking, looking after the various children), she's so totally not.

How about a first-person player where you can choose to be Rob, Roy, or Brian?

PokeyMan

"The Moos quiz"

"Would I Bert Fry to you"

"Grand theft Otto"

I think Rob is gaslighting Jess. Sometimes the gaslighter convinces himself of his own lie. And I bet he has said all kinds to Henry.

And of course Farmville - which is what the Dopeys seem to be playing.

Or perhaps Farmville is the source of many of the SLs at the moment.

I rather like Charlie.

enoch

And the point of Brookfield Dairy is.....?

Fill in your answers below:

I actually liked one of Jill's lines tonight. After Jenny said he tablet was the first thing she looked at in the morning and the last thing at night.
Jill said "I wonder how Brian feels about that..."
Exactly what I was thinking.

I have a funny feeling I'd read something about Dan being a milkman in the past before.

I can just about see the point of Charlie - but that was a toe-curlingly unbelievable conversation.

BOOP the prospective cosy family dinners at Home Farm. Perhaps Brian will be spending more time at the Bull?

Grand theft Otto What is gas lighting?

If Dan was a milkman there might be no end to the broadcasting of his seed.

Charlie sounded quite the ingénue. It was toe-curling really. He is still a danger to our Ian too. ooh, the accent has been placed automatically. I wish that happened every time I typed forrin.

And the point of the Brookfield dairy is? To give the Dopeys a new project when they call off the move. They can take over Moike's business and save Ed's. they need to expand the business to find enough work for Pip, Josh and eventually Ben (though obv the latter will be silent partners!)