Archers spoilers

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OK, this was posted on another site on January 1st 2014

'Based upon a letter in the DM from a reader who alleged they had overheard "an obnoxiously loud member of TA production team" in a Birmingham restaurant. Believe it at your peril.

Rob is revealed to be homophobic.
Jill will move into Brookfield.
The Grundy's to move back to Grange Farm.
Tom will take over the running of Bridge Farm after Tony has an accident.
Lower Loxley may burn down, but that has yet to be decided upon.
Lynda is to stage Blithe Spirit next Christmas.

Or not, as the case may be...'

How much more will come to pass, I wonder?

Oh. Good point mummytime.

Off to check the blog for hungry celebrities.

Tom and Rob will probably be of one mind in agreeing that Peggy should not deprive Helen of her inheritance.

Incoming!

Spoilers 1 March - 13 March

1 March Ruth is implacable, and Jill is distressed.
2 March It is karaoke night at the Bull, and Jazzer is in good voice.
3 March Lynda cannot find Scruff, and Hilary Noakes makes an entrance.
4 March Pip is trying to cope, and Charlie needs help.
5 March David is having to wait, and Roy confides in Elizabeth.
6 March Adam is not sure which way to turn, and David is on his way.

8 March Ruth wants the news, and Christine is feeling fragile.
9 March Pip is in a state, and Bert lends a hand.
10 March Adam is disappointed, and Pat gets political.
11 March Lynda is desolate, and Lilian is kind.
12 March Phoebe knows her own mind, and there is good news about Tony.
13 March Fallon is thinking outside the box, and Shula has a difficult call to make.

Nudge.

Oooh! Is Shula going to tell the truth about the hunt incident?

Or she has to tell Kenton that no, he can't charter a private 300ft fully staffed yacht to come back to blighty in

Why is pip in a state?

Something is going to happen to Ruth/Ben en route to/from Prudder.

Not another accident. I think heather will keel over in the shock

Pip trying to cope implies that both her parents are away...

"Ruth wants the news" does sound decidedly hospital bed-ish ..

Oh I've never been on this thread before but OMG the OP is amazingly accurate! :o

So car crash with Ben the injured party?

Tomorrow is a continuation of tonight so I'm sure we will find out in 'real time'

Looking back at the OP, I'm a bit concerned about LL possibly burning down. We've had enough incident to last for the next five years. I want to go back to the quiet weeks and months where the most exciting thing that happens is Susan fretting that there's a 20p discrepancy in the till float at the end of Sabrina's shift in the shop.

I'm hoping it won't happen because they've listened to feedback that there is too much going on

Ummm

there is a main Brookfield person not mentioned.

Could it be Jill?

That had struck me, mummytime. In that case Shula's difficult call could be to Kenton to tell him Jill has died. Oh, I do so hope this is wrong.

Thats what I thought. They've given the actress a big SL to go out on.
Ruth's 'you don't know what it's like to worry about your mum'
Everyone concerned about HP and it will be other granny who Carks it

Won't Kenton be back by then?

Could be Daniel, then. Oh dear. I identify Jill so much with my mum I'm getting a bit moist in the eyes just speculating about it.

I think Auntie Cardboard will be the next one to SOTMC

But will anyone notice?

I think they've been diverting us with Brookfield.

And its going to be the Bull which is really in trouble - major flood damage. Kenton no longer getting money from Brookfield, and Lilian doesn't have spare cash either.

Here's an interesting snippet from the Radio Times for next week:

Adam, meanwhile, is worried about the state of the Home Farm land, having discovered some fissures in the soil.

The sinkhole is on its way at last! Surely?

I won't post the rest as there are a couple of really spoilery bits in it. Anyone who is interested could read it on the Mustardland Proboards spoiler section.

You tease - this is a spoilers page!!!

I can't find it! Do you have a link?

BYOS, I'm terrified of Olivia and her big red button. She hates spoilers and breathes fire from to time on the other thread if they are even mentioned.

Link is here. You need a password but it's the word 'spoilers' (minus quote marks). I think that should work.

Thanks! Very interesting!

I would hope Olivia ignores this thread!!!

Mimsy you wimp! I shall message Olivia to ask if she objects to us posting proper spoilery spoilers here

They are indeed v deliciously spoilery spoilers, aren't they?