Archers spoilers

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OK, this was posted on another site on January 1st 2014

'Based upon a letter in the DM from a reader who alleged they had overheard "an obnoxiously loud member of TA production team" in a Birmingham restaurant. Believe it at your peril.

Rob is revealed to be homophobic.
Jill will move into Brookfield.
The Grundy's to move back to Grange Farm.
Tom will take over the running of Bridge Farm after Tony has an accident.
Lower Loxley may burn down, but that has yet to be decided upon.
Lynda is to stage Blithe Spirit next Christmas.

Or not, as the case may be...'

How much more will come to pass, I wonder?

Usha, I think. It is Blossom Hill Cottage they're in, isn't it?

Come to think of it, shouldn't that have rung bells with Richard Locke if so? He lived there with Usha before they split up.

Thanks. I suppose Peggy might decide to offer Helen and Rob money towards their mythical wedding - to make up for snatching the Lodge back. And Rob could make Helen in the wrong whatever she decides about the shop - so she would agree he gets the final say on how they spend the money?

Now this really is a spoiler. Jess is in the Radio Times cast list for next week. Hmmmmm.

Ugh, it's not for the day that 'Rob has the upper hand' is it?!

A few more!

3 May. It is Dawn Chorus Day, and the plot thickens for David.
4 May. It is May Day on the village green, and David helps out.
5 May. Fallon makes a discovery, and Ed has a good idea.
6 May. Pip meets up with some new arrivals, and Caroline is feeling low.
7 May. Rob gets a result, and Toby rolls the fleeces.
8 May. David does his best, and Joe speaks from the heart.

Who's Toby?

Oooh - Toby ...

He's Pip's future husband and the reason she decides against a gap year?

Rob gets a result? Hmmmm...

No, pip is defo going away. Toby is for Lillian of course

Oh wait - was Toby the new Estate contract person that Charlie dragged Adam out to walk the land with a while ago?

(I do hope not - the voice mash up would be impossible.)

If not - both the shearing and his name suggest to me that he might be rather younger than Lil. But that could be good!

Yes we need the return of her dirty laugh

Another batch.

10 May. Rob means what he says - and who is that coming for lunch?
11 May. Robert and Jim prepare for battle, and Rex has news for Ed.
12 May. Rob does Pip a favour, while Kenton is feeling low.
13 May. Robert is impressive, and Ed confides in Charlie.
14 May. David makes an offer, and there is a new start at Bridge Farm.
15 May. Pip is on tenterhooks, and things do not go Ed's way.

17 May. It is a sunny day for the cricket, and Jennifer has a mystery to solve.
18 May. Jim and Robert are up with the lark, and Joe confides in Emma.
19 May. There is a dilemma for Jennifer and David, and Jolene defends her man.
20 May. Rob has a grievance, and Emma is on a mission.
21 May. Will makes a decision, and Emma has an unusual hen night.
22 May. It is a beautiful May afternoon, and Emma is marrying Ed.

24 May. Phoebe and Josh have all the clues, and Tom gets recruiting.
25 May. It is the annual Single Wicket, and Charlie needs information.
26 May David has hit a dead end, and Rob has an idea.
27 May. Tony needs a break. Kenton does not need charity.
28 May Christine makes a discovery, and Charlie has a favour to ask.
29 May Lynda feels a glimmer of hope, and Brookfield feels the competition.

And a few extra bits:

RADIO TIMES 16 MAY - 22 MAY 2015

David and Kenton have been sparring a lot lately, but when it comes to sibling rivalry you can't beat battling brothers Ed and Will Grundy.
It's the week of Ed and Emma's wedding, so of course Will is finding it all very difficult. And even though Emma tries to play peacemakaer, all the old tensions resurface.

But it's not just the Grundy boys who are going head to head. The Borsetshire Bird Race finds Jim and Robert both determined to win this dawn-till-dusk contest.

Jennifer, meanwhile, is still collecting the stories of people's experiences of the flood.
She finds someone with a dramatic story to tell - one that confirms some of David's long held suspicions ....

TOTAL TV GUIDE 15 MAY - 22 MAY 2015

It's the week of Ed and Emma's wedding and excitement if mounting - except for William. Nic wants him to let bygones be bygones, but he's finding it difficult to forget his and Ed's old rivalry.

Talking of rivalry, feathers are set to fly in the Borsetshire Bird Race, as Robert and Jim go head to head. It looks like it could be a very long day in the woods.

Emma has simply planned to go for a curry on her hen night, but the evening turns out to be more unusual than that.

Jennifer meets someone with a dramatic story to tell about the flood and when David hears it, his suspicions are confirmed ....

Aha!

And more:

31 May. Eddie is in party mood, and Jennifer plans some mother-daughter bonding.
1 June Ruth faces a crisis, and Christine feels insecure.
2 June David is just about managing, and Susan is in demand.
3 June Pip gets a call and Eddie senses an opportunity.
4 June There is a case for 'Doctor Woolley', and Tom is drawing up plans.
5 June Toby Fairbrother makes a splash, and Pip gets a shock.

Ooh, glimmer of hope for Lynda - let's hope it's the return of Scruff, preferably having been hiding out in the culvert and coming back with incriminating evidence against Knob.

I fear Rooth's "crisis" will involve more angst about Heatherpet. Oooooah noooooahhh ....

Bit late to this but had fantasy of scruff crossed with lassie- whats that scruff? Stefan in the culvert?!

More!
7 April. The crowds gather for Open Farm Sunday, and it is Helen's moment in the spotlight.
8 April. Kate has a mess to clean up, and Vicky is on a mission.
9 April. Adam is thinking long-term, and the fete committee faces a tough challenge.
10 April. Christine needs cheering up, and Mike is feeling nostalgic.
11 April. Jennifer gets some unwanted publicity, and Susan has a party to plan.
12 April. Pip is ready to get stuck in, and Kate is feeling ceremonial.

Going back a few posts 'Christine makes a discovery' tonight - as mooted on the main thread, she's going to find Scruff when she goes home isn't she? And tomorrow night 'Lynda feels a glimmer of hope'. So Scruff will be alive but only barely, but will respond to treatment within 24 hours?

Humph! No Scruff.

Still, it looks as if the Tuckers' exit will be properly marked.

Will Kate be clearing up Christine's cottage?

And - is it possible Ruth's crisis might be to do with her own health? Given SOC's Hay Fest responses, helpfully linked on t'other thread, it doesn't sound as if he wants to send Pip to Canada for a jolly. Perhaps she'll be taking over the farm sooner than she thinks. (And while I'm on the subject I thought it was horrendously disloyal of David to want to promote her to Dairy Manager while Ruth is living. )

Yes so much for my theory!

What is this "Doctor Woolley" reference - surely not Hazel, so is Peggy going to nursing something back to health? Oh, maybe it's like "Doctor Watson" solving a mystery?

I was picturing Kate, lounging at the kitchen table, moaning about the severe exhaustion brought on by her stressful life - and Peggy performing a swift diagnosis. But I now see that the Dr Watson reference makes far more sense!

Hmm ... Either Who trashed Christine's cottage or, if Jenny has confided in her, The Case of the Disappearing Mega-dairy Man.

It's true!

18/06/15 It is time to raise a toast to the Tuckers, and Brenda and Tom catch up.

Is it wrong to be this excited?

Another batch!

14 June. Harrison is ready for birthday duty, and Kenton is a rebel with a cause.
15 June Peggy offers a very decent proposal, and Elizabeth comes to the rescue.
16 June Susan tickles the taste buds, and Kenton senses a conspiracy.
17 June. Kate faces some hard home truths, and Ruth is a dutiful daughter.
18 June. It is time to raise a toast to the Tuckers, and Brenda and Tom catch up.
19 June Fallon is a reluctant birthday girl, and Lilian is an encouraging auntie.

21 June Rob takes it to the opposition, and Charlie has a treat for Adam.
22 June Helen has some big news, and Ruth feels homesick.
23 June. Contemporary drama in a rural setting. (Placeholder)
24 June Is there hope for the Fairbrothers? There is despair for Kenton.
25 June. Roy has a party to plan, and Brian is feeling rattled.
26 June. The waiting is over for Pat and Tony, and Jennifer has vital information.

28 June. Pip's keen to make tracks, and Phoebe introduces Alex.
29 June. Lynda finds a kindred spirit, and Brian seeks support.
30 June. Pat and Tony have an announcement to make, and Rob needs a word with Charlie.
1 July. Kate is working up an idea. Meanwhile, are Fairbrother Geese finally in business?
2 July David takes to the airwaves, and Bert reflects.
3 July. It is an important night for Phoebe, and will Brian support Kate?

Read more: mustardland.boards.net/thread/15469/spoilers-11-june-3-july#ixzz3d9L9tVEm

Touch more info. The Radio Times doesn't say what's happening on 23rd June either and interestingly the omnibus teaser says Helen receives shocking news, rather than Helen has big news for the daily teaser. Hmmmmm.

RADIO TIMES 13 JUNE - 19 JUNE 2015

Dopey Adonis Harrison Burns is tasked with finding out what Fallon wants to do for her 30th birthday. Will he prove to have his finger on the pulse - or his foot in his mouth?

Vicky is on a mission as she and Mike clear the house in readiness for the Birmingham move. Knowing Vicky can be, um, vocal when it comes to organising things, you might want to reach for the volume control.

Kenton is aghast to hear that an important village event could be under threat and starts a campaign. But the 'helpful' intervention of a sibling could rock family relations. Again, you know where your volume control is.

And Kate is looking for a family member who won't judge her. Anyone?

TOTAL TV GUIDE 13 JUNE - 19 JUNE 2015

Fallon's not keen to celebrate her 30th birthday, but Harrison has other plans.

Kenton takes it upon himself to make sure an important village event goes ahead as usual. However, there's a chance family relations could sour again when a sibling gets involved ...

Vicky and Mike are clearing their home in preparation for the move. Can they really be leaving Ambridge?

Susan throws a farewell party for her friends, where memories are shared and the Tuckers look back at happy times.

Peggy has a proposal for Christine.

Kate makes a shock announcement. Who will back her?

Cannot wait for Kate's announcement. Presumably it'll be aunty Lil who supports her.

I suspect Kate will be giving up on the university course, artistically forgetting to mention that actually she's been chucked out for doing no work.

Let's hope Jennifer's vital information is something to do with the new road.