Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

Talking about using death as a device; dd1 used to edit Hollyoaks and they used that device quite a bit to get rid of bad actors! I said they'd 've had to close the show if they got rid of ALL of them !!! .

The death rate in hollyoaks is quite remarkable!

How thick are David and ruththat they really can't figure out that she's upset about the proposed move! Honestly Ruth - can you see beyond your own nose?

Cat majorly out of the bag now!

I do so hope we get to hear JennyDarling breaking the news to Brine

Well played Jill, well played!

Bit tough for Jenny and Brian to support her morally unless they want to be steaming hypocrites!

Well done Phoebe!! I was practically cheering at the radio tonight

I don't think David had remembered about his siblings getting a share if he sold Brookfield. That's going to put a dent in his plans.

I predict fireworks and lizzie trying to get her other siblings on side to try and block it!

I imagine the valuer will tell them that a farm on route B is worth less than a pint in the Bull.

Think of "poor" Roy in that empty house....

was he watching tv when phoebe came home?

kramer vs kramer?

Mmmmm, does Phoebe know the provenance of Ruairi? Not quite sure how JD and Brine will manage this one.

Whether Brookfield gets sold or not I reckon the ructions will mean that she will move out to live with Shula. Rooth is oblivious to the undercurrents emanating from Jill.

I thought it sounded like some classical music...maybe he was watching his and Hayley's wedding video!

"poor" Roy is almost as amusing as the thought of Roy being a burning hunk of love.

(or even vaguely attractive)

Route B, the continued anti-guerrilla tactics of the resident badgers, sink holes (not entirely sure the last two are not connected) - Brookfield is a bit of a liability. Cant see people lining up to buy it.

Is Rodways the only estate agents in Borsetshire? And one of the very few firms not to change its name in 30 years? Apart from Underwoods, of course.

Who is JD going to tell about Rotaboy and Lizzido? How will the news reach Jill?

Well it only needs to get to Susan...

Phoebe seemed at great pains to point out to everyone that her phone battery ha died hence explaining why Hayley hasn't told her (weird)

Wasn't clear if Jenny knew who

Re Hayley-Phoebe - P said her phone had died, so H couldn't have contacted her that way.

Still pretty poor though - assuming H knew where P was she should have dropped in to tell her what was up. That was wrong

In Hayley's defense, my mum didn't know where all my friends lived when I was 16/17 and that was before mobile phones.

I thought Burt was ancient and definitely too old to be digging.

I can't really imagine Hayley leaving without telling Peebs . Did anyone else notice the slight hesitation when JD said she speak to " your father and ...mother" . Made me wonder she was just struggling with acknowledging Hayley's mother role or whether when she said " mother" she meant the irritating one in South Africa whose name escapes me?

I'm hoping the SWs were being deliberately cryptic and Kate will arrive on the first plane tomorrow.

isn't he busy in eastenders?

i'm guessing a one sided conversation with jenny

'oh you'll never guess......no, not that......or that, listen, roy had an affair with elizabeth......yes, it is true......yes i am sure.....can you please stop laughing, .......well that wasn't information i needed.....oh, brian, can you talk to her please....

hello darling.....I know.....the dirty dog.....well indeed....ok, bye'

Ah Kate thankyou Zero

Another in Hayley's defence. Teenagers away on a sleepover never answer their phones if their DM calls! Students rarely do either but when they call you they talk merrily for hours while you're trying to make a meal, dry hair, go out........

Phoebe really didn't pull any punches and, yes, I too thought David had forgotten about the B shares,