Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

Go on Hayley! The bitch will throw Roy under the bus to save her own skin.

At last! #teamhayley

My daughter has a friend who has taken his dates home in the family tractor, from rural farmland to a 1000 house estate in the town

Go Hayley , tell him!

Go Hayley!! Fuck off Rotaboy (apols to the people on this thread who dislike swearing but this is the one time it's well deserved)

Oh will Jill have a stroke too? Or has she been poisoned by Carol?

I thought Jill was a goner there. Phew.

Of course she can't start again. Anyway, she's got four children and all four of them live in/near Ambridge. Three of them are going nowhere so why would she move with David and Ruth?

Quite obviously David and Elizabeth are her favourites, though.

So looking forward to Jill finding out Elizabeth has feet of clay.

Jill - youre like heather - too old to move away! Don't know why Ruth and David have different standards

Lizzie is so pathetic. I wish she would disappear rather than Hayley. I'm annoyed they've broken up that family and in such a horrible way. I think they just want to get shot of the tuckers. Hoping I'm proved wrong!

The ending with the singing in the background was very moving.

I'm cheering for Hayley.

Also, where was Abbie during all of that

I also want to hear Vicky and Mike tearing Roy apart when they find out what's happened. Although as they are off to Brum I doubt very much whether they will be the big losers here. Roy will I hope presumably also be on his way shortly. Phoebe can go to Home Farm.

EPIC....

well done, Hayley!
(but why didn't she pack up Rotaboys stuff and throw him out?)

Roy's going to go running back to Elizabeth now.

Poor Phoebe coming home after a weekend at a friend's to find her mum gone. She won't be able to bear living with Roy.

I don't think Hayley has gone for good. Abby has school on Monday. However, Hayley's chances of finding another job are going to be much increased if she goes to Brum. That's where her own family are.

That's exactly what I thought, unitarian

Poor little Phoebe

She should get a lot more consideration since she was the one who opened Hayley's eyes

Oh dear. If it were real No one's going to have a very pleasant weekend.

Except perhaps Bert and Joe.

I feel sorry for Roy. He's lost his family and his job (I suspect phoebe will move in with the grandparents). He may be the author of his own downfall but I still have sympathy

(Should point out I suffer from excessive empathy but still...)

But he was going to walk away from them anyway.

Gosh, I thought I was excessively empathetic, BYOS, but even I don't feel sorry for Roy! The SWs have made him behave He's behaved very badly. So has Elizabeth.

Roy's been a complete shit throughout & now he's being slightly shat upon in turn

Who gives a shit cares, frankly? (apart from BYOS, obv. Pull yourself together, woman)

Well done Hayley! I'm sure she'll be back before Phoebe is. I was thinking why didn't she throw him out but I think actually spending the weekend with her mum is a good idea too.

Awful for Phoebe and Abbie who may never live together again. And poor Hayley could grow old without ever seeing another field (unless she takes to driving up and down Route B.) She's had such lovely working and living environments...