Is that a CHICKEN roasting in the oven Rob, or are you just pleased to see me? Oh and Hayley, LTB. Discuss The Archers here.

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How about we immortalise Schrodinger's Baby in the opening paragraph?

How long will this thread last DadDadDad?

Very interesting petula!! The painting storyline seems a bit ott so maybe the sw have always had a penchant for the overly dramatic

So did lizzie say she had been invite round to ushas or carols?

There's an interesting convo about Anna where a listener points out she was always called Ann and that's what her bio says was her preferred name. Keri's response was - we will change the page to reflect her preferred name of Anna as that's what we are going with! So trying to rewrite history again!!

If Adam gets the blame for the all the silt problems then it'll give Charlie an opportunity to leap to his defence (before leaping up to the polytunnel with him..)

ALTHOUGH, have I got this wrong? I'm sure I can remember Charlie eyeing up Lizzie at some event (was it the county show where Tony bought his cows..?) I had a theory that Charlie would be her way of getting over Roy.

didn't elizabeth schmooze off to the VIP tent with the sheriff or something?

(and charlie too, to meet justin? am i making all this up?)

i was thinking more that charlie/justin would use the silt problem as the reason for not renewing the BL contract

Yes - all of a sudden lizzie is a deeply attractive woman (more rewriting of history surely!!)

Charlie could of course be bi - no reason why we shouldn't have a character that is

Oh, I could see that happening too. Maybe, AFTER Adam and he have got together, leaving Adam doing that awful anguished thing he does, while Ian bakes disconsolately.

Maybe Charlie's bi??

peggy would implode

which wouldn't be a bad thing either

win-win for increased diversity of sexuality plus implosion of peggy

Now I really want him to be bi. Just for Peggy's reaction.

HA! at the x-post.

Great minds

'Yes Peggy, Ian has the house and Charlie and I are moving in with lizzie as a ménage a trois....yes Charlie and lizzie.....yes and me and Charlie.....NO Peggy that's just sick, we are related you know!'

If he is bi I hope they don't play him as the stereotype though

Lolol at Adam and Lizzie sharing Charlie.

I was and Lizzy and the dreadful arse covering that was going on.

Love the expression 'clacking her dentures'!!

Still, at least Lizzie sounded pretty horrified at the rumour about Roy having his fingers in the till.

Yes but which rumour would she prefer???? Great acting from both her and Jill I thought . I laughed about Randy Roy Rogering libido Liz on the island !!this is a very entertaining thread!!!!

Oh and Carol is broke and KNOWS about JD's little windfall !!!

Harry was bi wasn't he? Another character who came & went.

But did she say she was going to ushas or carols on Thursday?

She's going to Carol's on Thursday BYOS that should be an interesting house warming, notice Jill and Carol have already disagreed about fundamentals.

I think that Harry was in that River in Egypt Eastpoint Fallon and he never DTD. The strawberry picker girl was also a beard I reckon.

Hi ppeatfruit, I can't have been concentrating, which fundamentals have Carol and Jill disagreed on? Is Carol supposed to be broke? She's obviously miffed about not getting her hands on any of John's money but does she actually need it?

I still like the idea of Freddie radicalising himself. He and Ifty could be an Al Qaeda sleeper cell.

Carol said she prefers to embrace change, such as the changes in the village, but Jill said she would rather fight against change.

Interesting about the brown rivers. Ours goes a nasty baked bean colour every so often but it's mainly moorland and upland sheep farming upstream. Not much in the way of intensive farming to affect it so I assumed it is natural erosion. Maybe I should learn more about moorland ecology.

Knob just sounds so CREEPY, rubbing stuff on Henry.....