Exeunt, pursued by a sow. And so on, for the next 60 years of The Archers.

[PseudoBadger]

It's all about the Sons at the moment. Tom is having an identity crisis, Dan is off to Sandhurst, and poor old Adam is working his socks off.
Follow the undulating Ambridge pastures here!

"You have NO idea what you're getting into" or similar

Can't wait to see knitted buildings....

I thought that too Willie (about the carbonara). Quite unlikely

I wonder where Rob was?

Go on Charlie, spoil yourself with a "fun" break to a cereals conference, go and sow your wild oats!

Adam is about to become a cereal adulterer.

"Quick! Ambridge MNetters need your advice - "My boss has invited me to a conference but I'm not sure of his motives." "I think my new DP may be EA, what should I do?" "We're expecting our first - how do we choose a name?" Please help!"

....should have been "how do we choose a suitably smart name?"...

If adam does it again I shall chop his word it's off. I don't think it'll be like that as its a bit like gay men can't have male friends and not sleep with them. People will get cross at that nonsense! Also rob will know H called him- either thru missed call or Charlie will tell him off. He'll then cover up and try to make her feel silly for doubting him. Thing is maybe H will surprise us all and cotton on a bit!

I can't resist it any longer I'm off to find a photo of Jazzer!
AIBU to invest so much emotion on fiction! (sorry I realise I'm not playing the game right!)

In fiction, even

Oh and that was chop his wotsits off (why wouldn't that come up?!)

Good idea to chop his wotsits and his words off stilllearnin I want to call you still earning for some reason!

I reckon that Charlie may have deliberately stirred up trouble for Rob (i'm beginning to like him!) by telling hell where he was. I reckon hellin knowingly gave knob 'enough rope to hang himself' she is finally cottoning on. HOORAY!!

But Here's call went straight to voicemail so maybe Rob's phone was switched off. So he wouldn't have a missed call.

some mobile phones will record a missed call when it's switched off i think, but not all. has anyone recorded the type of phone rob owns in their spreadsheet?

yes to doormat, but also controlling depending on how you look at it (which wouldn't be that weird for helen of course). because it's normal to have fun outside the house if you're in a relationship, and (non-cheaty) fun with other people too of course

of course we know her suspicions are founded because he is a Dodgy Bastard, but he could have taken the afternoon off to go into town to buy an engagement ring or something else non-dodgy that he wouldn't want her to know about

but yes, in this instance it was very doormat-like

Lucky its on the beeb so no product placement on what kind of phone he has WillS

I think I'm slipping. I intended to listen to Tues eve epi again as missed some nuances you've discussed here. Then we were all out last night and I FORGOT about the 2pm repeat. I went into the kitchen while it was on, chatted to DH and didn't realise till I heard the end music. He said he thought I was talking over it deliberately. As ever!. So I need to do two catch ups before 7pm. Adieu, all

Have missed TA since soon after the wedding but heard the one with rob and hein's meal. What is he up to then, another affair?

Helin, not heinz!

I wouldn't have thought Rob would be onto another affair quite yet. He might have been meeting up with Jess for some reason (have we heard anything more about divorce proceedings). Or something dodgy to do with the wind up of Tom's ready meals?

Well.... Pat was saying Helen had no ring yet - so perhaps Friday will be the day Rob reveals the spoils of his off-piste afternoon. Just before Charlie calls to tell him he's sacked.

(Although after all the fake lessons maybe Helen should be making her own ring.)

Before tonight's episode the announcer said and now "all roads lead to Ambridge"-next thread title or have you chosen one already?