Anyone for a fondant fancy? Let The Archers eat cake...

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TA is in a purple patch at the moment, rewarding listeners for wading through the dross of the previous year few months. Welcome all!

I am now all for Tony. I hope he hits upon some brilliant business wheeze and hits the jackpot. Just to show everyone.

I like the new actor.

i agree toomuchtea, but if contracts and budgets and shit don't allow it... they have to give us SOMETHING

Hmm I wonder if we're gearing up for Kirsty & Rob to have an affair and betray Hellqueen & the Sausage King? Obviously this is a long time off, have to get K&T married first and have Helen& Henry dependent on Rob...

I'm determined that Tony will reveal he has made millions on the fattening-stock market - just at the moment it is revealed that Peggy's accountant is indeed a fool and she has nothing to leave Tom.

Mimsy I was slightly worried about the olds being pushed into the barn - but Kirsty has said she doesn't want to live near them, so I hope that won't happen. Although the SWs are writing her as a bit of a spineless sap at the moment so she might be persuaded.

Although the SWs are writing her as a bit of a spineless sap at the moment

I wouldn't have said so - I think Kirsty is a canny lass who knows how to get what she wants without too much fuss. She's got Tom's measure and knows how to handle him.

Yes, Zero, that would be fantastic. Poor old Tony: he deserves a break. I don't think he has ever got over being the one to discover John's body in the tractor accident.

I think Kirsty has the measure of Tom and he is under no illusions that if he wants to keep supplying Tom Archer organic sausage for Kirsty's veg box, he should start looking at houses away from the plague farm.

if he wants to keep supplying Tom Archer organic sausage for Kirsty's veg box Pass the mindbleach please

The gossip has started. Emmur is on the case. Do you reckon the writers are reading us ?

Oh god save me from them shagging please.

haha in your face rob

Well done, Henry!

Well done Henry. Excellent timing. Kept it up :)

Hah!! The wheels are falling off already!

Love love love the toddler gooseberry in Rob n Helen's bed. Is he really going to see about cow snaxks or maybe going to harang Jess?

Scriptwriters, with these storylines you are really spoiling us.

Fab episode

I don't think it's going to take long for Rob's true colours to start showing, do you?

I'm slightly worried for Henry in this...

i guess until now rob has only ever experienced helen putting him first because she's mostly been able to palm henry off on other people. not any more...

I really hope that Rob packed away the non-organic tumescence as Henry slipped in between them.

yes- who will have Henry when she goes swanning off while Rob's in Essex (if indeed that is where he is going)

It's not going to be Nic and George all over again is it? I'll be a bit disappointed. But I'd like to think Hellin is proper tiger mum over Henry.

How long do we give it? She'll end up moving in with TK so as to not lose face!

Brilliant.

Essex/Hampshire - was it not a text from Jess? Henry what a star.

Day 0 and Hellin is already having childcare issues!

What did Henry do? Had to switch off while they were erecting the mobile.

arghh missed it and it isn't up on iplayer yet

interrupted sexy time caroline, naturally he was a bit anxious about sleeping in a new place, and helen let him into the bed with them