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[PseudoBadger]

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I watch Downton abbey and I swear that the butler said 'sorry won't butter no parsnips'! In fact I reckon TA SWs moonlight as DA SWs they both SHOULD be better but as Something said their A levels results must 've disappointed everyone very grim!!!!

I have decided to listen every day. 'Cause I am back to being properly addicted, dammit.

I listen at the end of the day as I go to sleep so often miss the cliff hangers.

That's what I did last night but I went to bed at 9.15 so I wouldn't fall asleep. Just made it. Only just, mind.

Can you include the word Archers in the thread title please as that way it shows up on searches.

It is in this title....

Can you include the word Archers in the thread title please as that way it shows up on searches.

something like 'Helen Archer's Big Farmer won't butter no parsnips'?

Helen gets her parsnips buttered by big farma - discuss the archers here....

"Is Big Farma still buttering Helen's parsnips? - Come and abuse The Archers here..."

"Does big farma have a big parsnip? Butter it here"
That may be a step too far...

I do hope a SW happens across this and works in a sly bit of double entendre on this theme

The big question of course is is he still buttering his wife's parsnips?

I think he has no intention of splitting up with her, because even if he hasn't got round to telling the wife yet, he only has to mention in the shop that his marriage is over, and it would be all round the village, and he could be seen in public with Helen after a decent interval.

Big Farma, miniscule parsnip?

God, could emmur be any more of a bitch - I do find her friendship with Helen unbelievable. Especially as Helen and nick were meant to be friends weren't they?

Emmur is a whiney miserable cow. She treats Nic like she is the OW, forgetting that she was the one that was shagging her husband's brother before and during her marriage

Someone should have A Word

oh, she's just jealous of Nic because Clarrie likes her better (& who wouldn't? )

Lots of lovely suggestions . Pseudo - I meant can we have it in the title AGAIN as its easy to spot in Active convos too.

I somehow get the impression that Rob's parsnip is not miniscule though something sorry

Emmuh is a beatch I reckon she now regrets going for Ed no money as opposed to will big money bags and she's jealous of Nic's good luck.

Emmmerrrr is a bitch but surely NO ONE would regret Will. He is a whinging, crap acting toe rag with controlling tendencies. Whereas Ed is clearly fit.

I think she just regrets the money. I can never get over how pissed off I would be about the inheritance that was left to Will only by mistake if I were suffering the financial worries Ed and Emmmerr are.

Anyone else suspect that every single stage direction for Alan states 'Alan: [tactfully]'. And at the SW meeting, they have also decided that Alan's Response Will Be Tactful.

He is dripping with so much tact it makes me squirm.

I really find Alan annoying. I miss Janet.

OK, just listened to last night. Lord, Emmer IS a right old cow. Fancy being so rude about Poppy

And the sad thing is that Alan first appeared as a vigorous, intelligent breath of fresh air - encased in motorbike leather.....

They have emasculated him.

Alan: [in tactfully honeyed tones] eeeh, 'appen that canst mek use of me owld rucksack...