Ooh good about Nipper!
Well......what a day I have had. Should have stayed in bed......
Had TWO maggot incidents this morning! (don't ask)
Then set off to go back to gap to change clothes, pulled handle up on door to lock it....felt funny, so tried to open it........nope. Think dead locks have dropped into frame........YIKES!!!
So.....I'll go throught the back.....can't because, I've bolted the outer door inside, and the keys are IN the back door. But because I'm STUPID I forgot that little fact, my neighb our comes round and I use ladders to climb through into one of our out cupboards to take me to back door...SHIT!!!!!!!!! But, whilst doing that, I ripped my jeans, almost broke the dryer and scoured into my leg in 3 places.....very sore.
Then our neighbour's son (who is 60 btw) climbs onto our porch roof as DS's windows are shut but on the air catch if that makes sense.....the top one is only pulled to, so he opens that, sticks his hand in and opens the big one, then I had to climb up and wiggle my fat backside and boobs through the window landing on DS#s junk toys, so that I get in to unlock back door.
Blimey.....sore and achy now and a knackered front door